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cooeedownunder
01-05-2009, 09:42 AM
At some stage most of us have had someone walk across the floor towards us in a room or on a street, and utter some brilliant words, that either made us laugh, fall in love, or made us slap their faces. Not sure too many women have had their faces slapped for attempting to pick up but anyways I will provide an example then we can start.

Someone needs to post a pickup line, the next poster answers and post the next pick up line.

As per alleycats suggestion.

First poster: pick up line, next poster: answer and next pick up line, next poster: answer and next pick up line


Do you have the time?

Five a clock.

No, the time to write my number down

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I hope there's a fireman around

slcboston
01-05-2009, 10:04 AM
ok, I'll bite (and no, that wasn;t a line :wag:)

A fireman? Why?

cooeedownunder
01-05-2009, 10:06 AM
cause your smokin hot :D

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Are you an alien?

Maryn
01-05-2009, 05:12 PM
No, you've just had way too much to drink. The bartender will call you a cab.

Got a match?

WerenCole
01-05-2009, 08:36 PM
Are you hurt?

cooeedownunder
01-06-2009, 12:46 AM
No but I’m sure you have a remedy for anything.

I'm invisible

Maryn
01-06-2009, 12:51 AM
Yeah, but everybody here can smell you.

(Can you tell I've never had the patience for pick-up lines?)

Tell me something about yourself.

James81
01-06-2009, 12:52 AM
I have a nine inch tongue and breathe through my ears.

Did you see the fight outside?

Captshady
01-06-2009, 12:56 AM
Let's meet for breakfast. Shall I phone you, or nudge you?

cooeedownunder
01-06-2009, 01:07 AM
You can nudge yourself away.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me?

Captshady
01-06-2009, 01:08 AM
You can nudge yourself away.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me?

LOL!

cooeedownunder
01-06-2009, 01:16 AM
You think your funny.

Are you lost?