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robeiae
12-31-2008, 05:19 PM
...and replace them, what would you replace them with?

Kitrianna
12-31-2008, 05:21 PM
What kind of question is that? Can we have some options please? Ya know not everything will fit, comfortably or otherwise, into an eye socket.

robeiae
12-31-2008, 05:22 PM
You have options. You just have to be patient.

quickWit
12-31-2008, 05:26 PM
Oddly enough, I don't see baboon testes among the choices.


I was expecting baboon testes.

Kitrianna
12-31-2008, 05:29 PM
I ask and I recieve. Hmmm perhaps Kthrok can be replaced after all...:D

Don
12-31-2008, 05:30 PM
I voted bottle caps, because they would cover the high-tech stuff underneath.

Left eye: wide-spectrum camera wired directly into my brain, so I can still see sunsets and pretty girls, or go infrared and see bad guys through walls.

Right eye: Variable-strength laser that goes from range-finder to melt-metal when I squint.

Kitrianna
12-31-2008, 05:31 PM
Marbles are ordinary, but an obvious choice. You have your choice of colours!

So out of idle curiosity, where did this morbid question come from?

robeiae
12-31-2008, 05:32 PM
So out of idle curiosity, where did this morbid question come from?Some things are better left unsaid.

Kitrianna
12-31-2008, 05:34 PM
Some things are better left unsaid.

Yeah. That's what I figured...

Now I'm debating the sanity of continuing to speak with you. :D

Don
12-31-2008, 05:55 PM
I don't get this thing for mood stones. Do you really want someone to be able to look in your eyes and see what mood you're in?

JoeEkaitis
12-31-2008, 05:57 PM
Ping-Pong ball halves painted with pie-cut eyes as an homage to Jim Henson and Kermit the Frog.

Samantha's_Song
12-31-2008, 05:58 PM
Diamonds.

Shadow_Ferret
12-31-2008, 05:58 PM
They can anyway, Don. Believe me.

Kitrianna
12-31-2008, 05:58 PM
Smooth, round, ambiguous marbles are being out voted by jagged, revealing mood stones? Ok, fine you could have them made round, but Don's right. Who wants everyone to know how your feeling every second of the day?

quickWit
12-31-2008, 06:05 PM
I don't get this thing for mood stones. Do you really want someone to be able to look in your eyes and see what mood you're in?

Chicks dig 'em. :)

Don
12-31-2008, 06:07 PM
Smooth, round, ambiguous marbles are being out voted by jagged, revealing mood stones? Ok, fine you could have them made round, but Don's right. Who wants everyone to know how your feeling every second of the day?
You're not allowed to say I'm right in any thread that rob starts. He'll find some way to use it in his signature. :roll:

Kitrianna
12-31-2008, 06:13 PM
You're not allowed to say I'm right in any thread that rob starts. He'll find some way to use it in his signature. :roll:

Ummm ok. I'm confused. How is me saying that you're right a bad thing Don?

Don
12-31-2008, 06:19 PM
Ummm ok. I'm confused. How is me saying that you're right a bad thing Don?
It's not, as far as I'm concerned.

Look out for rob, though. He decided I'm chicken little and we had it out last night. Of course, when a plankton meets a dragon, only one can survive. :roll:

Shadow_Ferret
12-31-2008, 06:20 PM
Plankton is evil though. Your dragon seems a little prissy.

Don
12-31-2008, 06:22 PM
Plankton is evil though. Your dragon seems a little prissy.

http://inlinethumb09.webshots.com/42184/2013020870100527759S425x425Q85.jpg
You wanna be next?

Kitrianna
12-31-2008, 06:22 PM
Don't be calling a dragon prissy! Don, make your dragon eat the weasel :tongue

Shadow_Ferret
12-31-2008, 06:44 PM
Looks like plankton is taking you for a walk. Your mouth isn't even open.
http://inlinethumb09.webshots.com/42184/2013020870100527759S425x425Q85.jpg

robeiae
12-31-2008, 07:01 PM
Focus, people! We have a serious poll, here.

BenPanced
12-31-2008, 07:01 PM
LASER CANNONS!

*pew! pew! pew-pew! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAPZAPZAP! FEAR ME, MINE ENEMIES! FOR VENGEANCE IS CLOSE AT HAND!*

Kitrianna
12-31-2008, 07:10 PM
Focus, people! We have a serious poll, here.

Maybe you should have posted it somewhere other than OP then...

Shadow_Ferret
12-31-2008, 07:11 PM
Focus, people! We have a serious poll, here.
Oh, sorry, rob.

Um.

I love music, so maybe I'll take the ipod shuffle thingies.

scarletpeaches
12-31-2008, 07:13 PM
Oddly enough, I don't see baboon testes among the choices.


I was expecting baboon testes.

A line which could be applied to most situations in life, I've found.

robeiae
12-31-2008, 07:16 PM
A line which could be applied to most situations in life, I've found.
Must you always bring up the Leto brothers?

William Haskins
12-31-2008, 07:23 PM
other:

http://i.usatoday.net/news/_photos/2008/12/22/obamacoinx-large.jpg

robeiae
12-31-2008, 07:25 PM
That crappy paint on the coins would probably irritate your sockets.

William Haskins
12-31-2008, 07:32 PM
how is that different from reading one of your threads?

robeiae
12-31-2008, 07:33 PM
Less page-loading time?

Shadow_Ferret
12-31-2008, 07:33 PM
What? You don't think they'd use the best non-toxic paint available for an Obama commemorative?

robeiae
12-31-2008, 07:34 PM
What? You don't think they'd use the best non-toxic paint available for an Obama commemorative?
"Layered" in genuine 24 karat gold...

Wonder how thick that "layer" is?

Shadow_Ferret
12-31-2008, 07:35 PM
Oh.my.god. You're so cynical! It's all about CHANGE, rob!

robeiae
12-31-2008, 07:37 PM
http://tjm.org/old/graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/06/12/nyregion/12coins.600.jpg

quickWit
12-31-2008, 07:37 PM
Oh.my.god. You're so cynical! It's all about CHANGE, rob!

I don't think those coins are meant for making change.

Kitrianna
12-31-2008, 07:38 PM
You want change? Move to Canada. You can have at least 25 bucks in change, shredding your pocket at any given point in time. Damn loonies and toonies...

Jcomp
12-31-2008, 07:38 PM
I'd like to change my vote to "Other" / someone else's freaking eyes...

Bo Jellybaby-White G
12-31-2008, 07:39 PM
Some peope would pluck the eyes out of your head. I've got squids eyes now.

quickWit
12-31-2008, 07:40 PM
Don't look now, but 'mood stones' is kicking ass. Srsly.

Kitrianna
12-31-2008, 07:43 PM
Yeah well some sick f*&^er voted for lumps of coal. You're just asking for infections there.

John Farley
12-31-2008, 07:49 PM
mood stones? really? eh, where are the new age writers here? show yourselves. i chose balloons because the image of big balloons hanging out of my eye sockets has a cozy, mummenschanz appeal.

scarletpeaches
12-31-2008, 08:28 PM
Yeah well some sick f*&^er voted for lumps of coal. You're just asking for infections there.

Maybe that was 'cause it's a Hogmanay tradition.

maestrowork
12-31-2008, 08:38 PM
Haggis.


I can just hear this now:

"Are those haggises in your eye sockets or are you glad to see me?"

maestrowork
12-31-2008, 08:48 PM
And what's wrong with leaving the sockets empty? It think that would be very sexy.

robeiae
12-31-2008, 08:55 PM
The most interesting thing about this thread is that no one is even batting at an eye aboout having to do the plucking themselves.

Sick freaks.

Yeshanu
12-31-2008, 08:55 PM
Look: There are a couple of obvious answers that are missing from this poll, so I'm boycotting.

I mean, how can you have a poll like this without "Orlando Bloom" as one of the possible choices?

Personally, if I had to do away with my eyes, they'd be replaced with emeralds. Then when all the bad writers use me as their heroine, they can take out the half million instances of the word "like," and just say: Her eyes were emeralds that sparkled in the sun. :D

Yeshanu
12-31-2008, 08:56 PM
The most interesting thing about this thread is that no one is even batting at an eye aboout having to do the plucking themselves.

Sick freaks.


Because with some of the stuff posted around here, frankly, it seems like a good idea sometimes...:tongue

quickWit
12-31-2008, 09:00 PM
The most interesting thing about this thread is that no one is even batting at an eye aboout having to do the plucking themselves.

I was told oyster forks would be provided...

maestrowork
12-31-2008, 09:33 PM
I was told oyster forks would be provided...

Whimp!

What's wrong with your bare hands? At least the left one.

quickWit
12-31-2008, 09:37 PM
Only a philistine would remove his own eyes without the appropriate flatware.

dpaterso
12-31-2008, 09:55 PM
I didn't hesitate, I went straight for lumps of coal, those are going to make the scariest eyes ever, you keep your head down while someone talks to you, then you slowly lift your head until they see your blacker-than-night demonic eyes. Whoa! They're gonna need new pants.

-Derek

scarletpeaches
12-31-2008, 10:08 PM
Whimp!

What's wrong with your bare hands? At least the left one.

Hot spoons are the way to go.

Whenever I threaten to gouge someone's eyes out, I brandish the hot spoons.

robeiae
12-31-2008, 11:03 PM
That, or you engage in hot spooning...

regdog
12-31-2008, 11:22 PM
I didn't hesitate, I went straight for lumps of coal, those are going to make the scariest eyes ever, you keep your head down while someone talks to you, then you slowly lift your head until they see your blacker-than-night demonic eyes. Whoa! They're gonna need new pants.

-Derek

And you'll never have to worry about not being able to light the barbecue

Don
12-31-2008, 11:29 PM
I mean, how can you have a poll like this without "Orlando Bloom" as one of the possible choices?
Orlando Bloom is dead to AW. I killed him. Didn't you get the memo?

maestrowork
01-01-2009, 12:05 AM
That, or you engage in hot spooning...

Beware if the, um, handle.

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 12:09 AM
*sigh*

You guys.

So rude. :(

Kitrianna
01-01-2009, 03:21 AM
I didn't hesitate, I went straight for lumps of coal, those are going to make the scariest eyes ever, you keep your head down while someone talks to you, then you slowly lift your head until they see your blacker-than-night demonic eyes. Whoa! They're gonna need new pants.

-Derek

My oldest daughter has irises that are naturally that dark. People don't get scared, they think it's beautiful or cool.

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 03:23 AM
My eyes are different colours.

That's about the only interesting thing about me.

Kitrianna
01-01-2009, 03:24 AM
Personally I find really pale eyes more freakish than really dark ones. Then again, I'm not into freaking myself out every morning. Must be a defense mechanism :D

Siddow
01-01-2009, 03:27 AM
I'd replace them with nipples.

Feiss
01-01-2009, 03:28 AM
I would get mine inlaid with mahogany and white satin, and when I died, I'd have myself cremated, and a little bit of myself stored in my eyesocket coffins.

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 03:29 AM
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Feiss, I love you. Srsly.

Feiss
01-01-2009, 03:52 AM
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Feiss, I love you. Srsly.

omgz I love you too. When you die you can store a bit of yourself in my other eye.

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 04:18 AM
I will store my heart in your eye socket. Then we can be together in death for all eternity.

Kitrianna
01-01-2009, 04:19 AM
That's enough to bring a tear to your eye.

Then I realized it was just my allergies acting up :D

Ciera_
01-01-2009, 04:20 AM
Mood stones aren't very accurate. I mean, people could look into your eyes and tell the aproximate temperature of the inside of the front of your skull...actually, that is kind of personal. Which is why I voted brass balls. Those'd look so cool! And they'd go great with my hair and complexion!
And HA! Feiss, that's a sweet idea...if a little disturbing. ^.^

Ciera_
01-01-2009, 04:28 AM
I just went back to read page 2, and I think somebody owes loonies and toonies an apology! Think about it, they don't tear, they're pretty (gold loonies, and MULTIHUED toonies? C'mon, that's ingenious), they cut down on the number of quarters substantially...
[/end coin-defensive rant]

Kitrianna
01-01-2009, 04:30 AM
They also weigh a freakin' ton in your pockets! I'd rather have the paper one and two dollar bills back

Ciera_
01-01-2009, 04:35 AM
OH, now it's ON, Kit!
Well, not really. I see your point. But I have pockets of steel.
The paper one and two dollar bills were before my time, anyway, so maybe I don't know what I'm missing =)

Kitrianna
01-01-2009, 04:49 AM
I remember them...vaguely, but I remember them.

Feiss
01-01-2009, 05:00 AM
I will store my heart in your eye socket. Then we can be together in death for all eternity.

and I'll hollow out my chest cavity and you can store your eyes there so you can see into my soul...er...I mean the gaping aortal remnants.

Somewhere, a violin is playing a sweet song of love.

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 05:00 AM
This thread truly is a thing of beauty tonight.

Feiss
01-01-2009, 05:01 AM
HA! Feiss, that's a sweet idea...if a little disturbing. ^.^

I am nothing if not sweet and disturbing, like a box of chocolates, with a few pieces of feces chocolate mixed within.

Don
01-01-2009, 05:02 AM
You two keep talking. I'm starting to get a plotline for a horror/romance/erotica story. :ROFL:

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 05:04 AM
We're just trying to confuse God on resurrection day. He won't know which bits are whose.

"Wait a minute...there's a nose up this girl's butt...and I don't remember putting three eyes in this nostril..."

Feiss
01-01-2009, 05:05 AM
We're just trying to confuse God on resurrection day. He won't know which bits are whose.

"Wait a minute...there's a nose up this girl's butt...and I don't remember putting three eyes in this nostril..."

I love Jesus. I'd store a pinky toe or two in the stab wound on his side is all I'm saying.

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 05:06 AM
I love Jesus too. I give you my heart, Colin Farrell my [censored] and the Son of God gets the leftovers.

Feiss
01-01-2009, 05:08 AM
I love Jesus too. I give you my heart, Colin Farrell my [censored] and the Son of God gets the leftovers.

He'll take those leftovers (tendons, ligaments and things) multiply them to stuff into the gaping eye sockets of all the 26000+ members of AW, and still have enough to fill fifteen body bags.

Truly a New Year's Eve miracle, Auld lang syne

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 05:09 AM
And with the gathered-up bits, he would build a new robopeaches, built to last.

Feiss
01-01-2009, 05:15 AM
You two keep talking. I'm starting to get a plotline for a horror/romance/erotica story. :ROFL:

Now the religion is brought and the dicks shall shrivel.

Don
01-01-2009, 05:17 AM
Now the religion is brought and the dicks shall shrivel.
I'm leaving out the religion parts. No way I'll get into that. :roll:

Feiss
01-01-2009, 05:17 AM
I'm leaving out the religion parts. No way I'll get into that. :roll:

I'm already in, and can I just say, it's Holey in here.

aadams73
01-01-2009, 05:45 AM
Magic Eight Balls.

Don
01-01-2009, 05:46 AM
Magic Eight Balls.
Now, that's a great answer. I immediately got an image of a super-villain, perhaps for Batman. :)

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 05:51 AM
I'm already in, and can I just say, it's Holey in here.

You are the Pope of my entrails.

Ciera_
01-01-2009, 05:57 AM
Magic eight balls? You wouldn't want to be in a mosh pit...that'd get confusing.

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 05:58 AM
What about glittery disco balls?

robeiae
01-01-2009, 06:57 AM
*sigh*

scarletpeaches
01-01-2009, 07:00 AM
What? There were no glittery disco balls on the poll. How is this fair? I want glittery disco balls where my eyes should be!

robeiae
01-01-2009, 07:06 AM
I can help you see stars...

*fingers mallet behind back*

Bayou Bill
01-01-2009, 07:14 AM
Here's looking a youse guys.

http://www.medgadget.com/archives/img/35434ocu.jpg

Just FWIW, I recommend a custom made plastic model similar to the one I've been wearing since 1970.

Bayou Bill :cool:

2old2pb
01-01-2009, 12:46 PM
Mood stones, so you can see how pissed off I am at you for plucking my eyes out.

brokenfingers
01-01-2009, 03:44 PM
I'd get lasers installed.

Feiss
01-02-2009, 08:18 PM
What? There were no glittery disco balls on the poll. How is this fair? I want glittery disco balls where my eyes should be!

buh buh, I thought you were going to put my vestigial penor there.

maestrowork
01-02-2009, 08:22 PM
I'd get lasers installed.

I'd thought you'd say X-Rays...

quickWit
01-02-2009, 08:30 PM
I thought you'd say Rays-exes.

JoeEkaitis
01-02-2009, 08:30 PM
http://www.alseer.com/media-files/2008/03/30/20080330_ferrero-rocher.jpg

Williebee
01-02-2009, 08:34 PM
I'm thinking lipstick cameras.

With a monitor where my navel used to be.
So folks can really see themselves through my eyes.