If you had to pluck out your eyes...

What kind of question is that? Can we have some options please? Ya know not everything will fit, comfortably or otherwise, into an eye socket.

Oddly enough, I don't see baboon testes among the choices.


I was expecting baboon testes.

I ask and I recieve. Hmmm perhaps Kthrok can be replaced after all...

I voted bottle caps, because they would cover the high-tech stuff underneath.

Left eye: wide-spectrum camera wired directly into my brain, so I can still see sunsets and pretty girls, or go infrared and see bad guys through walls.

Right eye: Variable-strength laser that goes from range-finder to melt-metal when I squint.

Marbles are ordinary, but an obvious choice. You have your choice of colours!

So out of idle curiosity, where did this morbid question come from?

robeiae said:

Some things are better left unsaid.

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Yeah. That's what I figured...

Now I'm debating the sanity of continuing to speak with you.

I don't get this thing for mood stones. Do you really want someone to be able to look in your eyes and see what mood you're in?

Ping-Pong ball halves painted with pie-cut eyes as an homage to Jim Henson and Kermit the Frog.

Diamonds.

They can anyway, Don. Believe me.

Smooth, round, ambiguous marbles are being out voted by jagged, revealing mood stones? Ok, fine you could have them made round, but Don's right. Who wants everyone to know how your feeling every second of the day?

Don said:

I don't get this thing for mood stones. Do you really want someone to be able to look in your eyes and see what mood you're in?

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Chicks dig 'em.

Kitrianna said:

Smooth, round, ambiguous marbles are being out voted by jagged, revealing mood stones? Ok, fine you could have them made round, but Don's right. Who wants everyone to know how your feeling every second of the day?

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You're not allowed to say I'm right in any thread that rob starts. He'll find some way to use it in his signature.

Don said:

You're not allowed to say I'm right in any thread that rob starts. He'll find some way to use it in his signature.

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Ummm ok. I'm confused. How is me saying that you're right a bad thing Don?

Kitrianna said:

Ummm ok. I'm confused. How is me saying that you're right a bad thing Don?

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It's not, as far as I'm concerned.

Look out for rob, though. He decided I'm chicken little and we had it out last night. Of course, when a plankton meets a dragon, only one can survive.

Plankton is evil though. Your dragon seems a little prissy.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Plankton is evil though. Your dragon seems a little prissy.

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You wanna be next?

Don't be calling a dragon prissy! Don, make your dragon eat the weasel

Looks like plankton is taking you for a walk. Your mouth isn't even open.

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LASER CANNONS!

*pew! pew! pew-pew! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAPZAPZAP! FEAR ME, MINE ENEMIES! FOR VENGEANCE IS CLOSE AT HAND!*

robeiae said:

Focus, people! We have a serious poll, here.

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Maybe you should have posted it somewhere other than OP then...