Flippin' Cheesy Love Songs

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I need a cheesy love song for a script I'm writing. I'd like it to be something from the 80's, like Air Supply or something like that. The theme would either be about 2 people being made for each other, or a theme of "craziness," like crazy in love or mad love. Can anyone help me?
 

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Not necessarily from the 80's, but . . .

I Just Called to Say I Love You

Wind Beneath My Wings

Hello, Lionel Richie

Nothing's Going to Stop Us Now

Everything I Do, I Do for You

I might have said My Heart Will Go On also, but Jenna and all the Celine people will come and stomp me into pulp . . . so I won't say that. Nope, I did not.

By the way, something by Air Supply wouldn't be a bad choice.
 

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Waiting For A Girl Like You - Foreigner
Endless Love - Lionel Ritchie & Diana Ross
Tonight, I Celebrate My Love For You - Roberta Flack & Peabo Bryson
Keep On Lovin' You - REO Speedwagon
 

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I Googled for cheesy love songs from the 80's and found this list:

* Careless Whisper, George Michael
* Endless Love, Diana Ross & Lionel Richie
* Woman in Love, Barbra Streisand
* Up Where We Belong, Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes
* Against All Odds (Take a Look at Me Now), Phil Collins
* Atomic, Blondie
* Do That To Me One More Time, Captain & Tennille
* Lost In Love, Air Supply
* Lady, Kenny Rogers
* Slow Hand, Pointer Sisters
* Waiting For A Girl Like You, Foreigner
* Sexual Healing, Marvin Gaye
* Greatest Love Of All, Whitney Houston (arrrrgh)
* Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler (we advise against this one, in a cliche list even this is too cliched)
* Take My Breath Away, Berlin
* Lady In Red - Chris De Burgh
* (I Just) Died In Your Arms - Cutting Crew

BTW, the notes in parenthesis are not mine; there are from the original website list.
 

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Silly Love Songs, Paul McCartney and Wings
 

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Silly Love Songs, Paul McCartney and Wings
I started to say the complete post-Beatles McCartney songbook . . . but I thought that was too easy.
 

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I am almost moved to violence by "Muskrat Love". I don't know why, but that song really inspires the worst in me. And I have nothing in particular against muskrats.
Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp does that for me. If I hear it on the radio I want to smash the radio.
 

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I need a cheesy love song for a script I'm writing. I'd like it to be something from the 80's, like Air Supply or something like that. The theme would either be about 2 people being made for each other, or a theme of "craziness," like crazy in love or mad love. Can anyone help me?

I think their version comes close to cheesy (later versions including the Bonnie Tyler version much less so) but how about:

Making Love Out of Nothing At All - Air Supply

And y'know, I'm blanking on the supporting lyrics to try to convince you to use this song!

Or, there could be Dead Ringer For Love by Meat Loaf and Cher

(the male part is something along the line of : I don't know anything about you, but you're a real dead ringer for love - pretty much cheesy pickup lines. The female part basically says 'this guy disgusts me but he will piss off Daddy, so I'm doing him)

Rabe...
 

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I think "She Blinded Me With Science" is cheesy beyond belief. Not sure if it's the sort of thing you're looking for.

If you want something deliberately awful, Weird Al has a song called "I Wanna B Ur Lover" or something like that, which is basically a collection of the worst pickup lines he can get to rhyme. But I'm not sure I'd call it a love song. To me, it's always sounded more like an "Oh God, I'm in a bar and I'm getting hit on by That Guy" song.

Izunya
 
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