The Ultimate Battle: Penguins v. Badgers

Penguins pwn badgers.

They just do.

Even after the embarrassing atrocity that was "Happy Feet", penguins pwn.

scarletpeaches said:

Badgers, however, braved the catastrophe that was the Mattastroface.

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They should've sent in the penguins. They would've left him encased in the iceburg and made the world a better place. But instead, he wanders among us with a badger-gnawed face as a reminder of the badgers' epic FAILURE.

I will say this though...

Badgers are HELLA better dancers than penguins. I'd sooner sit through 3 hours of the BADGERBADGERBADGER dance than watch Happy Feet again.

Given what I've learned on AW, Chihuahuahuahuas and Ferrets could kick any penguin or badger's @$$.

Also, your poll is skewed because you left off Orlando Eggplant Bloom (deceased).

Don said:

Given what I've learned on AW, Chihuahuahuahuas and Ferrets could kick any penguin or badger's @$$.

Also, your poll is skewed because you left off Orlando Eggplant Bloom (deceased).

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Don, don't make me come over there.

I have a meat thermometer and I know how to use it.

AND I'm writing your biography, which could always use a little more violence to spice things up.

thethinker42 said:

Don, don't make me come over there.

I have a meat thermometer and I know how to use it.

AND I'm writing your biography, which could always use a little more violence to spice things up.

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What is it with you and violence? I'm a lover, not a fighter, and you need to get that straight if you're going to write my bio.

((Does dungeon work count as violence? I've got some nifty racks, clips, floggers, clamps, candles, hot oil, and rope tricks, but I prefer not to break skin or leave permanent marks. I find that tends to lose the audience. ))

Don said:

What is it with you and violence?

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Wouldn't you like to know?

I'm a lover, not a fighter, and you need to get that straight if you're going to write my bio.

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This is the Hollywood adaptation. The fighter side that I'm making up about you will get me a less restrictive rating than the lover side. You know how it is - violence good, loving bad. Sorry, that's the way it goes.

((Does dungeon work count as violence? I've got some nifty racks, clips, floggers, clamps, candles, hot oil, and rope tricks, but I prefer not to break skin or leave permanent marks. I find that tends to lose the audience. ))

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Amateur.

dpaterso said:

BLAH BLAH BLAH

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Penguins rule, badgers drool.

Well, actually they kinda froth at the mouth and slobber all over the place...but...close enough.

I'm taking the thread srsly. Penguins srsly pwn badgers. Period.

Pwning badgers is srs bznz.

Why do I have to choose? I like them both for different reasons.

Penguins, seriously cute, especially when they pop out of the water to get up on the ice.

Badgers, cute in a Rolling Thunder kind of way.

thinker is right. This is srs bznz. my brain wants to asplode just thinking about it.

Beach Bunny said:

Why do I have to choose? I like them both for different reasons.

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Because you do.

Penguins, seriously cute, especially when they pop out of the water to getup on the ice.

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See? 'nough said.

Badgers, cute in a Rolling Thunder kind of way.

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Thank you for making my point. Rolling Thunder is NOT cute.

thinker is right.

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Truer words were never spoken.

This is srs bznz. my brain wants to asplode just thinking about it.

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ANSWER. THE. QUESTION. NAO. C'MON. NAO!!!!! *taps foot*

In a fantasy world, where penguins have magic powers and the protection of a fairy godmother, penguins rule, no doubt. They're way cuter.

However, in the real world, Derek nailed it. Penguins are badger bait.

ETA: Come on, Derek, get that vote in where it can be counted. I'm all alone up there so far.

ETA2: However, Cows with Guns can whip both their @$$e$.

thethinker42 said:

Amateur.

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I'm afeared. Srsly.

Don said:

In a fantasy world, where penguins have magic powers and the protection of a fairy godmother, penguins rule, no doubt. They're way cuter.

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Them's fightin words.

However, in the real world, Derek nailed it. Penguins are badger bait.

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You know why you never hear about penguins killing badgers?

Because penguins are better at hiding the bodies.

ETA2: However, Cows with Guns can whip both their @$$e$.

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With the added help of chickens in choppers, yes, I'll give you that.

Don said:

I'm afeared. Srsly.

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thethinker42 said:

Because you do.



See? 'nough said.



Thank you for making my point. Rolling Thunder is NOT cute.



Truer words were never spoken.



ANSWER. THE. QUESTION. NAO. C'MON. NAO!!!!! *taps foot*

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but, but, I like Rolling Thunder.

Oh all right, don't get your thong in knot.

Badgers, because like Rolling Thunder they're good in a fight. srsly. If I were facing down a bunch of rabid penguins I would want a badger or RT with me.

Beach Bunny said:

but, but, I like Rolling Thunder.

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Your vote doesn't count then.

Oh all right, don't get your thong in knot.

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I don't wear a thong. Ask Don.

Badgers, because like Rolling Thunder they're good in a fight. srsly. If I were facing down a bunch of rabid penguins I would want a badger or RT with me.

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Penguins don't need rabies to be badass. They're so badass, rabies gets penguin shots.

Penguins are the Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom, folks. Why do you think James Bond dresses like one? I mean, c'mon. James Bond wouldn't be nearly as badass without his suit...because he's trying to be a damned penguin.

I hereby change the name to pwnguins.