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Project nachonaco
12-23-2008, 04:52 AM
Had to jump on the bandwagon...

1. "Does this look infected?"
2. "Whoops. Dropped your change."
3. "Whoops. Dropped my contact lens."
4. "This is good, right?"
5. "Did I wash my hands?"
6. "God, this is a big one."

:D

maestrowork
12-23-2008, 05:00 AM
Ooops, I think I just cut my finger off into this batter...

nevada
12-23-2008, 05:02 AM
I'm sorry. It's five seconds after 11 o'clock. we no longer serve breakfast.

Yeshanu
12-23-2008, 05:04 AM
I'm sorry. It's five seconds after 11 o'clock. we no longer serve breakfast.

That's definitely on my all-time list of things I don't want to hear at the drive thru window...

And one from me:

*cough, cough, cough*

thethinker42
12-23-2008, 05:06 AM
Yelled from back by the food prep area: "Hey, what happened to my band-aid?"

BenPanced
12-23-2008, 05:24 AM
"I hear Country Buffet has a two-for-one special today."

William Haskins
12-23-2008, 05:35 AM
"have a lovely sunshiney day and enjoy your hamburger. thank you for shopping at mcdonalds."

robeiae
12-23-2008, 06:03 AM
"Uh-oh, my water broke. Again."

SherryTex
12-23-2008, 08:06 AM
It's bring your pet to work day. I promise he won't hurt a thing. He's a very gentle rat.

Joe270
12-23-2008, 08:29 AM
"Is it a two second rule, or a ten second rule?"

"Ah-Choooooooo."

Yeshanu
12-23-2008, 08:49 AM
To co-worker:

"I'm going on break now. Want anything from Wendy's?"

threedogpeople
12-23-2008, 10:43 AM
How long are you allowed to work after you're exposed to small pox?

maestrowork
12-23-2008, 11:00 AM
"Welcome to Long John Silver."

alleycat
12-23-2008, 11:03 AM
"Please pull on up to the waiting space. We'll have your order out to you shortly."

scarletpeaches
12-23-2008, 11:07 AM
"Dammit. We're out of mayonnaise. Okay..." *unbuckles pants*

Joe270
12-23-2008, 12:09 PM
It's got some wang in it.

scarletpeaches
12-23-2008, 12:20 PM
"Okay, who ordered the pube McFlurry?"

scarletpeaches
12-23-2008, 12:25 PM
"Yeah, yeah, I'll serve you in a minute, I'm just trying to find a vein."

Shadow_Ferret
12-23-2008, 06:23 PM
The green hamburger meat is still good to use, right?

Mr Flibble
12-23-2008, 06:29 PM
*gnrrrrgh*

*spit*