Hey Santa! Is that Reindeer a He or She

Don

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"Hey Rudolph, I've got some good news, and some bad news."

"Ok, Ralph, I'll bite. Tell me the good news first."

"The good news is you've been selected to become the single male member, as well as point man and leader, of an elite cadre tasked with pulling a sleigh all over the world in a single night, bringing pleasure to all the world's children. You'll be so famous they'll even write songs about you!"

"Cool. And what's the bad news?"

*Ralph whispers in Rudolph's ear.*

*Rudolph passes out cold*
 
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"Hey Rudolph, I've got some good news, and some bad news."

"Ok, Ralph, I'll bite. Tell me the good news first."

"The good news is you've been selected to become the single male member, as well as point man and leader, of an elite cadre tasked with pulling a sleigh all over the world in a single night, bringing pleasure to all the world's children. You'll be so famous they'll even write songs about you!"

"Cool. And what's the bad news?"

*Ralph whispers in Rudolph's ear.*

*Rudolph passes out cold*

*Ralph immediately takes advantage of this and castrates Rudolph*

You forgot that part Don. :D
 

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I caught your words in a quote and you can't edit my post. :e2tongue:

Rudolph is going to be so disappointed that you changed them to flying reindeer as he has a harem of stripper reindeer.