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Atani
12-18-2008, 10:00 PM
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December.

Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the
spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.

We should've known....

ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all
around the world in one night and not get lost.




A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:snoopy:

NeuroFizz
12-18-2008, 10:04 PM
So, Rudolph's nose wasn't red to help with the icy fog. He had the smarts to stay home on the couch, guzzle a six-pack or two, and watch college football...

alleycat
12-18-2008, 10:10 PM
Good thing shoe stores and public restrooms aren't open in the wee morning hours . . . else Santa would never get done.

smoothseas
12-18-2008, 10:15 PM
ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all
around the world in one night and not get lost.


Now that's the truth. The reluctance to read maps (or ask directions) is on the y chromosome.

I know, I took a genetics course once. This particular abnormality garnered a whole three paragraphs in our textbook
.

Kitrianna
12-18-2008, 10:57 PM
:ROFL: Good one Atani!

vfury
12-18-2008, 11:08 PM
My housemate and I were watching a nature documentary around two weeks ago that featured reindeer and mentioned this fact. We both stared at each other and said, "So Santa's reindeer are all female, huh..."

Then we burst out laughing. :)

Jcomp
12-18-2008, 11:53 PM
Hell, I didn't need a lesson in nature to know that Santa's reindeer weren't dudes. Other than Rudolph, check out the names...

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Blixem.

At least half of those are straight up stripper aliases...

Don
12-18-2008, 11:58 PM
Dang, Jcomp, some things are just so obvious you never see them until someone points them out. :)

smoothseas
12-18-2008, 11:59 PM
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Blixem. At least half of those are straight up stripper aliases...

We now know where Comp's been hanging out. Wanna bet that his bedroom walls are plastered with Prancer's lobby cards?

Don
12-19-2008, 12:02 AM
Oh, and I think it's Donner and Blitzen. :)

Fraulein
12-19-2008, 02:37 AM
:ROFL: I like this thread!

regdog
12-19-2008, 02:39 AM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/funny-pic-christmas-9th-christmas-r.jpg

Beach Bunny
12-19-2008, 02:47 AM
Hell, I didn't need a lesson in nature to know that Santa's reindeer weren't dudes. Other than Rudolph, check out the names...

Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.

At least half of those are straight up stripper aliases...
:ROFL: Are Trixie and Dixie the back-up reindeer?

Fixed the names for ya. ;)