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XxDethmetalxX
12-15-2008, 02:46 AM
We have vampires that turn into bats, melt in the sunlight, and all that other traditional rot, but why not an OCD vampire who has to bite on the left side of the neck, or a vampire who only preys upon midgets? Share your ideas for some bizarre/eccentric/outlandish vampires! And no, it is not cool that Edward Cullen glitters in the sunlight. It is just gay.

StephanieFox
12-15-2008, 03:24 AM
Lounge music vampires. Up on stage singing, in the band, out in the audience drinking tequila sunrises.

HeronW
12-15-2008, 03:40 AM
Vampires who shop at Ikea for the minimalist global village decor.

XxDethmetalxX
12-15-2008, 03:47 AM
Just thought of a new one: Salvation Army Vampires who stand outside of Wal-Mart dressed as Santa, ringing a bell and taking blood donations for their starving brethren.

smoothseas
12-15-2008, 04:04 AM
Lounge music vampires. Up on stage singing, in the band, out in the audience drinking tequila sunrises.


I like the lounge lizard idea - I can see him wearing sharkskin suits, taking marimba lessons and aspiring to be Martin Denny.

VikingBob56
12-15-2008, 07:15 AM
How about super Eco-freindly vampires? Eh? Sounds interesting don't you think?:snoopy:

XxDethmetalxX
12-15-2008, 07:20 AM
How about super Eco-freindly vampires? Eh? Sounds interesting don't you think?:snoopy:
I think you might be onto something there; considering that vampires are immortal it only makes sense that they would want to preserve the environment.

Albedo of Zero
12-15-2008, 07:21 AM
Republican vampires

Woof
12-15-2008, 05:52 PM
Republican vampires

Isn't that redundant?


I'd think it would be cool to see a vampire synchronized swimming team flashing their fangs underwater.

flyingtart
12-15-2008, 06:24 PM
Veggie vampires who suck the juice out of tomatoes.

StephanieFox
12-15-2008, 10:07 PM
The Milwaukee Victorian Christmas Caroling Vampire Choir

Woof
12-15-2008, 10:57 PM
A retro all-girl vampire band called "The Vampirellas".

XxDethmetalxX
12-16-2008, 01:30 AM
Great ideas so far! Keep them coming! Here's one more for you: Tree vampires who suck the sap out of trees.

Albedo of Zero
12-16-2008, 08:10 AM
Vampire losers who just suck.

Bo Sullivan
12-16-2008, 08:25 AM
What about the vampire from the graveyard eating munchies and feeling really very much like a vase without the flowers in it

I was just sitting here minding my own business and then I felt all peppery after I ate some Munchies ...

I might not be here in the morning, but if I am, I will come back and say HI.

StephanieFox
12-19-2008, 12:46 AM
Brachaphiliac vampires (pushed-face) where the lower teeth show, not the upper teeth.

Woof
12-19-2008, 01:00 AM
The Dental Offices Of Doctor Plaquala, D.D.S,

Specialists in Fang sharpening, cleaning and whitening.

StephanieFox
12-26-2008, 06:18 AM
Vampire rabbis.

Cyia
12-26-2008, 06:22 AM
A monastic order of vampire monks. They're dead anyway.

DL Hegel
12-26-2008, 07:26 AM
vampire munchkins.

Nakhlasmoke
12-26-2008, 10:50 AM
Vampire waiters, who really don't take well to shitty tips.

(Hey, who says the newly-turned are going to be rich and powerful)

StephanieFox
12-29-2008, 09:55 PM
Vampire social workers. (No insult to social workers, it just sounded weird.)

Melenka
12-31-2008, 07:07 AM
Emotional vampires. Really powerful ones are the reasons football stadiums suddenly go silent and everyone looks confused. Except that one guy grinning like an idiot because he's totally sated.

Bertha Babette
03-23-2009, 06:20 AM
I think you might be onto something there; considering that vampires are immortal it only makes sense that they would want to preserve the environment.

I read a novel about environmentalist vampires, The Society of S by Susan Hubbard.

Bertha Babette
03-23-2009, 06:26 AM
Vampires w/ blood allergies-Allergic to type O blood

Vampire VFW

archerjoe
03-23-2009, 06:27 AM
Vampires at a hospital? Hematologists?

xoChickieGirlox
04-22-2009, 04:40 AM
Vampire telemarketers. Don't call them during dinner or you might be in for a shock :P

Wind Ann Wise
02-16-2018, 06:46 AM
Vampires who only feed on chocolate or vamps that feed on human flesh and blood.

talktidy
02-16-2018, 10:59 AM
Vampire choir? Vampire car enthusiasts club? - blood drive!

Topic makes me think about Spike from Buffy, who put weetabix into his blood meal to give it a little more body.