SPAM for Christmas!

Twelve minutes flat. Is that a record?

But what if I wanted to order something from his spamalogue?

Christ woman, where's my spam sammich?

It's eerie, really. I suspect dark rites.

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Well, certainly in RT's case I'd say your suspicions are well founded. Cray's 'incredible shrinking' avatar proved that. RT has gone to the dark side of the farce.

peaches is serving us SPAM for christmas? Is that fried or boiled? With or without a side of haggis? (Not to be confused with Haggis) (or even Haggai)(Or Haggar)(nor even the dukes of hazzard)

*mumblemumble*

After I bought Mac that waitress outfit too...

Play it, Spam.

Joe270 said:

Well, certainly in RT's case I'd say your suspicions are well founded. Cray's 'incredible shrinking' avatar proved that. RT has gone to the dark side of the farce.

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*thinks Joe needs something more festive for the season*

I think I still have that avatar where the scorpion has a dangling, sparkly mistletoe on its stinger...

I think I still have that avatar where the scorpion has a dangling, sparkly mistletoe on its stinger...

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If I recall correctly, that happened because I said 'You wouldn't dare', which, of course, was not exactly the smartest thing I have ever posted. I can, however, think of dumber things which I have posted.

One of those is:

RT has gone to the dark side of the farce.

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Now, that said, I think it is appropriate for me to note that I did not say 'you wouldn't dare', except to note that I once said that to my detriment.

Therefore I see no cause of action or justification for you to mistletoe my stinger again.

So there.

Justification? I need justification? OK - I think

Joe270 said:

...So there.

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is sufficient.

I need justification?

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Sure you do. It's in the contract. Didn't you read all the fine print?

I rest my case.

Heh.

I think that there is going to be
a sparkly scorpion
on Dawno's tree.

I'm going to need to see a certified copy of this alleged contract, that I have no knowledge of, nor am a party to...

Oh, and I found the sparkly animated gif...just waiting for the right moment...

Back on topic, sort of:

I think there ought to be a special "Spam Graveyard" for our favourite spam threads. That way, whenever we need a laugh, we can find one easily.

MacAllister said:

Joe, not even close. Birol and RT usually manage to ban these guys immediately after registration, before they've even made a first post.

It's eerie, really. I suspect dark rites.

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If the person hasn't posted anything, how can you tell they are spammers? Seriously, I'm curious.

Beach Bunny said:

If the person hasn't posted anything, how can you tell they are spammers? Seriously, I'm curious.

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What part of "dark rites" don't you understand, Beach Bunny?

Or maybe they just do an IP check.

Oh, and I found the sparkly animated gif...just waiting for the right moment...

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. . . to pin it on RT, right?

Sometimes my brilliance surprises even myself.

ErylRavenwell said:

What part of "dark rites" don't you understand, Beach Bunny?

Or maybe they just do an IP check.

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Smart Ass

First of all, it's spelled wrong. It should be Darke Rights. Second of all, I am too sweet and innocent to know about such things.

Next thing you know, you're going to be telling me that Santa Claus isn't real. I don't believe you.

You talkin' to me? You can't be talking to me.

Do I look like a practioner of Darke Rights? Is my name Rolling Thunder or Haggis?