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soonuun
12-09-2008, 06:39 AM
welcome to our website
<And he even LINKED that site, but we're certainly not going to leave that up, here.>

<editor's note: English is not this spammer's first language - but hey. We don't hold that against anyone. I have a hard time with verb tenses in foreign languages, too, God knows.>

scarletpeaches
12-09-2008, 06:43 AM
BIG FAT HAIRY SPAMBALLS!

MacAllister
12-09-2008, 06:51 AM
Mr. Soonuun is going to be leaving us permanently, now.

Joe270
12-09-2008, 06:57 AM
Twelve minutes flat. Is that a record?

scarletpeaches
12-09-2008, 06:57 AM
But what if I wanted to order something from his spamalogue?

MacAllister
12-09-2008, 07:02 AM
Joe, not even close. Birol and RT usually manage to ban these guys immediately after registration, before they've even made a first post.

It's eerie, really. I suspect dark rites.

scarletpeaches
12-09-2008, 07:09 AM
Christ woman, where's my spam sammich?

Joe270
12-09-2008, 07:11 AM
It's eerie, really. I suspect dark rites.

Well, certainly in RT's case I'd say your suspicions are well founded. Cray's 'incredible shrinking' avatar proved that. RT has gone to the dark side of the farce.

Unique
12-09-2008, 07:13 AM
peaches is serving us SPAM for christmas? Is that fried or boiled? With or without a side of haggis? (Not to be confused with Haggis) (or even Haggai)(Or Haggar)(nor even the dukes of hazzard)

scarletpeaches
12-09-2008, 07:13 AM
*mumblemumble*

After I bought Mac that waitress outfit too...

Komnena
12-09-2008, 07:19 AM
Play it, Spam.

Rolling Thunder
12-09-2008, 07:38 AM
Well, certainly in RT's case I'd say your suspicions are well founded. Cray's 'incredible shrinking' avatar proved that. RT has gone to the dark side of the farce.

*thinks Joe needs something more festive for the season*
http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/Rllgthunder/avatars%20for%20fun/lemmings-1.jpg

Dawno
12-09-2008, 07:41 AM
I think I still have that avatar where the scorpion has a dangling, sparkly mistletoe on its stinger...

Joe270
12-09-2008, 07:53 AM
I think I still have that avatar where the scorpion has a dangling, sparkly mistletoe on its stinger...

If I recall correctly, that happened because I said 'You wouldn't dare', which, of course, was not exactly the smartest thing I have ever posted. I can, however, think of dumber things which I have posted.

One of those is:


RT has gone to the dark side of the farce.

Now, that said, I think it is appropriate for me to note that I did not say 'you wouldn't dare', except to note that I once said that to my detriment.

Therefore I see no cause of action or justification for you to mistletoe my stinger again.

So there.

Dawno
12-09-2008, 07:56 AM
Justification? I need justification? OK - I think
...So there.is sufficient.

Joe270
12-09-2008, 08:06 AM
I need justification?

Sure you do. It's in the contract. Didn't you read all the fine print?

I rest my case.

Rolling Thunder
12-09-2008, 08:09 AM
Heh.

I think that there is going to be
a sparkly scorpion
on Dawno's tree.

Dawno
12-09-2008, 08:11 AM
I'm going to need to see a certified copy of this alleged contract, that I have no knowledge of, nor am a party to...

Oh, and I found the sparkly animated gif...just waiting for the right moment...

Yeshanu
12-09-2008, 08:27 AM
Back on topic, sort of:

I think there ought to be a special "Spam Graveyard" for our favourite spam threads. That way, whenever we need a laugh, we can find one easily. :tongue

Beach Bunny
12-09-2008, 08:57 AM
Joe, not even close. Birol and RT usually manage to ban these guys immediately after registration, before they've even made a first post.

It's eerie, really. I suspect dark rites.
If the person hasn't posted anything, how can you tell they are spammers? Seriously, I'm curious.

ErylRavenwell
12-09-2008, 09:00 AM
If the person hasn't posted anything, how can you tell they are spammers? Seriously, I'm curious.

What part of "dark rites" don't you understand, Beach Bunny? ;)

Or maybe they just do an IP check.

Joe270
12-09-2008, 09:05 AM
Oh, and I found the sparkly animated gif...just waiting for the right moment...

. . . to pin it on RT, right?

Sometimes my brilliance surprises even myself.

Beach Bunny
12-09-2008, 09:08 AM
What part of "dark rites" don't you understand, Beach Bunny? ;)

Or maybe they just do an IP check.
:guns: Smart Ass

First of all, it's spelled wrong. It should be Darke Rights. Second of all, I am too sweet and innocent to know about such things. :tongue

Yeshanu
12-09-2008, 09:09 AM
Next thing you know, you're going to be telling me that Santa Claus isn't real. I don't believe you.

Beach Bunny
12-09-2008, 09:19 AM
You talkin' to me? You can't be talking to me.

Do I look like a practioner of Darke Rights? Is my name Rolling Thunder or Haggis?

maestrowork
12-09-2008, 09:22 AM
Next thing you know, you're going to be telling me that Santa Claus isn't real. I don't believe you.

Santa Claus is real. The presents aren't, though.

(ouch, what did I do?)

Joe270
12-09-2008, 10:05 AM
(ouch, what did I do?)

I don't know what you did, Maestro. How, exactly, do you get chocolate pants? Is it a dipping process?

If so, that might be why you had that 'ouch' experience.

Try letting the chocolate cool a bit before taking dipping your lower body into a vat of it next time.

Komnena
12-09-2008, 03:42 PM
Santa Claus is an evil alien.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-09-2008, 04:16 PM
So... I take a night off... one lousy night!... and I miss the fun?


If the person hasn't posted anything, how can you tell they are spammers? Seriously, I'm curious.

Seriously... there are repeat offenders who simply don't get it that we've got their IP number. Others, the SPAM Bell rings and all of us Mods scream, "Weeeee got one!" like Janine in Ghostbusters. Then we rush out and bash the offender senseless.

Rolling Thunder
12-09-2008, 04:44 PM
Aw. I read the rep you sent me, Joe, and notified teh sparkleze perzon. All will be well, soon enuff.

regdog
12-09-2008, 06:27 PM
Christ woman, where's my spam sammich?

Here, stop complaining

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/spam-13.jpg

benbradley
12-09-2008, 07:00 PM
Someone gave me an IP check once, and it bounced.

Beach Bunny
12-09-2008, 07:03 PM
:ROFL: ... Doncha just hate it when that happens. :)

Yeshanu
12-09-2008, 07:59 PM
Aw. I read the rep you sent me, Joe, and notified teh sparkleze perzon. All will be well, soon enuff.

Much better. :D (Took her long enough...)

Beach Bunny
12-09-2008, 08:02 PM
:ROFL: It gives a whole new meaning to his siggy "Ask me about my stinger" :D

Joe270
12-09-2008, 10:11 PM
Bah Humbug.

maestrowork
12-09-2008, 10:45 PM
Two words: Chocolate-covered SPAM.

Shadow_Ferret
12-09-2008, 11:05 PM
*drools*

Now that's a snack treat looking for a market.

regdog
12-10-2008, 12:35 AM
Two words: Chocolate-covered SPAM.


*drools*

Now that's a snack treat looking for a market.

A gift for you both. Chocolate dipped SPAM

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/chospam.jpg

scarletpeaches
12-10-2008, 02:00 AM
SPAM dipped in PHENTERMINE.

Unique
12-10-2008, 02:38 AM
SPAM dipped in PHENTERMINE.

Then rolled into a microwaved Moon Pie.:e2teeth: