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So, it's put the dadburn Christmas tree up day in my house.
I've prepared adequately this year. I have all of my beloved anti-Christmas music on, including most of Bob and Tom's contributions over the years and every South Park Christmas song ever written ("The Most Offensive Christmas Song Ever" is my favorite) interspersed with the two actual Christmas songs I like ("So This is Christmas" and Bing and Bowie's "Little Drummer Boy" medley). Instead of Christmas cookies, I have pizza rolls; instead of eggnog, I've got beer--Pete's Wicked Red for those who are interested. All of our family Christmas traditions are staring at me from totes I dug out of the attic...and I'm sitting here gnawing on a pizza roll and swigging a beer wondering to myself if fishing line will be strong enough to keep the tree upright during feline incursions this year.
Bah humbug and yes, my heart is two sizes too small.
*sigh*
Oh well. Nothing for it, I guess. *Adam Sandler's Hanukah Song 1 just started--that cheered me up*
OJ Siimpson...not a jew.
Love that line.
Oh well--let the feeding frenzy begin. I wonder, should I hang a stocking for the soon to be son-in-law this year or can I just pretend he doesn't exist until 2009?
Already had it with the 'holiday spirit?' This is the thread for you. Shout out.
Merry f***ing Christmas--courtesy of Mr. Garrison from South Park. Ho, ho, ho...
I've prepared adequately this year. I have all of my beloved anti-Christmas music on, including most of Bob and Tom's contributions over the years and every South Park Christmas song ever written ("The Most Offensive Christmas Song Ever" is my favorite) interspersed with the two actual Christmas songs I like ("So This is Christmas" and Bing and Bowie's "Little Drummer Boy" medley). Instead of Christmas cookies, I have pizza rolls; instead of eggnog, I've got beer--Pete's Wicked Red for those who are interested. All of our family Christmas traditions are staring at me from totes I dug out of the attic...and I'm sitting here gnawing on a pizza roll and swigging a beer wondering to myself if fishing line will be strong enough to keep the tree upright during feline incursions this year.
Bah humbug and yes, my heart is two sizes too small.
*sigh*
Oh well. Nothing for it, I guess. *Adam Sandler's Hanukah Song 1 just started--that cheered me up*
OJ Siimpson...not a jew.
Love that line.
Oh well--let the feeding frenzy begin. I wonder, should I hang a stocking for the soon to be son-in-law this year or can I just pretend he doesn't exist until 2009?
Already had it with the 'holiday spirit?' This is the thread for you. Shout out.
Merry f***ing Christmas--courtesy of Mr. Garrison from South Park. Ho, ho, ho...