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Kitrianna
12-02-2008, 07:19 PM
In celebration of Christmas, I have been given a couple of tasteless and naughty Christmas jokes. On a dare from the friend who gave them to me, I am starting a thread to share them with y`all. Feel free to add your own, but try to watch how naughty they are and of course the language. Let depravity reign! In moderation of course...

I asked Santa for a case of beer. He gave it to me. I asked Santa for 3 condoms. He gave them to me. I asked Santa for a ho and he gave me your number.

CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!

Apparently you told Santa you were good in bed and he died laughing. Thanks alot @$$hole!!!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-02-2008, 10:10 PM
Warning in the title or no...

http://www.frontiers.it/portals/0/album/FAIR%20WARNING%20fw%20cover.jpg

http://www.llnsciencepark.be/en2/images/caution.jpg

Keep it PG-13, folks.