Most friends - Red Dwarf theme
Friend known as Hobbit: LOTR soundbite 'I think you draw far too much attention to yourself Mr Underhill.'
Texts: Serenity soundbite : Shiny, let's be bad guys'
Best mate: yet another soundbite: 'It's gonna take crackerjack timing Wang.' 'Are you ready Jack?' 'I was born ready.'
Old Man: LOTR again 'Now for wrath, now for ruin and a red dawn!'
Mate who reckons himself quite the looker: Highlander 'Hello pretty.'
*shrug* I prefer soundbites that kinda reflect who is calling.