Today I received a package.

This package contained:

1. A greetings card from the sender
2. Two fridge magnets displaying inspirational quotes; good for bucking up my self-esteem when I raid my chocolate shelf
3. A Twilight bookmark
4. and a Twilight pen .

This package also contained one other item. An item so smextabulous that were I to show a photo here, or even name it, the collective known as "all the AWers" would suffer immediate fireworks in their toilet area.

No, I'm not even joking.

It's that smextacular.

I am currently in physical contact with said item, and I can feel its power.

First person to guess what it is wins a rep point...that's if their head doesn't explode with the pressure of thinking about my new 'item'.

Incorrect on both counts. No bellows, no battery.

I don't think they would let such things into the country.

Nothing to do with Twilight! That was just the pen and the bookmark.

No, this special item is of a far superior quality.

You're in the ballpark, NeuroFizz. You have the correct people.

Nope.

Bit bigger than that.

Fnarr.

The package was from thethinker42, so whether that's any help or not I don't know...

I may have to start dropping 'clunkier' clues...

You wouldn't be dissing muh Jarrid 'n' Shanninz now, woodja, sneerkat?