So much cheese, so little time. It might be Christmas Shoes, where the little boy wants to buy shoes for his dying mother. Or what about the one with the donkey?
Post the offenders here.
Post the offenders here.
What's the worst Christmas song ever?
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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen ...
Uh, no, it would have been a double homicide and the end of Christmas for all mankind because of your slutty mom. Hardly a "laugh".
Uh, no, it would have been a double homicide and the end of Christmas for all mankind because of your slutty mom. Hardly a "laugh".
I think we've done this before. There's just so many to choose from.
This year I'll select Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer, with an dishonorable mention to any song featuring animals for the vocals.
This year I'll select Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer, with an dishonorable mention to any song featuring animals for the vocals.
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my grand daughter was singing one about "the midnight queer" this weekend. hope the gay activists don't catch wind of that. she's only 3---s6
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One forlorn holiday, during flight delays, I sat in an airport bar listening to some holiday dirge called "Chrissy the Christmas Mouse" that filled me with despair. It was a fairly obvious attempt to create another Rudolph-type character, except nobody had thought to come up with a singable tune for it.
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I'm gonna put in a vote for animals singing.
And I have to nominate the reggae version of Jingle Bells.
(This is my first Christmas in eleven years that I am not working in retail and thus not subjected to 8 hours a day, five days a week, inundation of Christmas songs... so I actually may not hear the reggae Jingle Bells this year. It is a good Christmas already. =)
And I have to nominate the reggae version of Jingle Bells.
(This is my first Christmas in eleven years that I am not working in retail and thus not subjected to 8 hours a day, five days a week, inundation of Christmas songs... so I actually may not hear the reggae Jingle Bells this year. It is a good Christmas already. =)
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All of them. I wear my iPod everywhere after Nov. 1, in order to avoid hearing even a single Xmas song. We hates them, we does.
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BAD BAD BAD BAD THREAD.
No, I didn't read this thread before posting. I don't want to. NAH NAH NAH. I can't get these damn bad songs stuck in head.
NOT HAPPENING.
No, I didn't read this thread before posting. I don't want to. NAH NAH NAH. I can't get these damn bad songs stuck in head.
NOT HAPPENING.
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Is that what that song's about? I never picked up on it. Noooo. Is it? Daddy went through all the trouble of dressing up like Santa, knowing the kid was asleep in bed, then blows the illusion by kissing Mommy. It's a no-win situation. Perhaps it's one of those songs that's best not to over-think.
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Thank you! They're being played here in Oklahoma even as I type... and have been since the 17th.
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*puts on Scrooge hat*
Three-way tie:
Grandma Got Run Over... (ick, ick, ick!)
Santa Baby (a pox on unadulterated greed!)
The Christmas Shoes (manipulative! I hates me that manipulation!)
And I despise hearing carols ANYWHERE before 12/1.
Three-way tie:
Grandma Got Run Over... (ick, ick, ick!)
Santa Baby (a pox on unadulterated greed!)
The Christmas Shoes (manipulative! I hates me that manipulation!)
And I despise hearing carols ANYWHERE before 12/1.
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Scrooge.
Yeah, I thought it was just a cute little song, certainly not about mom being unfaithful! Gah, what kind of Christmas is that?
Merry Christmas Darling by the Carpenters is sort of God awful. Once I gave it a few listens as an adult, I decided that she's either singing to a) her married lover or b) somebody who died. Either way, so festive!
I know this is Christmas songs, but you want to talk about bad, as in too sad, The Little Matchstick Girl. I remember that Christmas special from when I was a kid, she freezes to death on Christmas Eve. Now that's how to spread holiday cheer.
