This would probably get you killed . . .

As well it should. It's like people who put hot sauce on everything. Although I'm not in a great position to criticize, I drink Texas Pete by itself. My friends are certain I'm going to give myself an ulcer.

Mmm. Looks good, actually. With a little A1, of course.

It would definitely get you shot at my dinner table.

No one should ruin a good cut of beef with a condiment that doesn't sound the way it's spelled--well, except for worchestershire sauce, of course.

Cat Soup... Hmmm.