The Anarchists' Armory And Chihuahua Appreciation Camp

Hmmph.

Ran off Haggis, did they?

Darn those monarchists anyway! Don't be afraid to speak up! Some of us LOVE the chihuahua! Shake off the shackles and poverty of your royalist oppression--throw yourselves into the bosom of Chaos!

*if she ever leaves the SFF forum, that is*

Hang out here where all the cool weapons are! Plot the overthrow of the AW monarchy! My brothers and sisters *and dogs* heed this call to arms!

We will fight against the oppressors--and we will build...

a guillotine...

But he will come to me.

*rubs hands together evilly*

The monarchy spurned him. I will welcome his evilness into the midst of the anarchist movement. There will come a day soon when you will all have to choose. Oh yes...you will all have to choose very carefully.

He loves that crap. I don't see why not. Besides, we all get to take a turn pulling the string on the guillotine. That's worth a LOT.

Heh. And vixey was just saying you hadn't even bothered to show up here yet. I neglected to mention to her that the guillotine was your idea.

My Glenfidditch collection is against the back wall, Haggis. Here's the key to the liquor cabinet, there are brats on the grill, and I've had a word with Cranky--she'll be bringing in your chihuahua harem.

We'll discuss my fee later.

Huh. Ferret's sharpening a sword.

Well hell--how long has it been since I've had to spit a weasel like a frankfurter anyway? A couple of days? Three, perhaps?

Like taking candy from a baby.

*evil grin*

Wow. They are going to feel so not well in about 45 minutes.

*throws the remnants of the bag of digitalis onto the grill*

evidence gone. Nothing left to do but sit back and watch them spew.

Whatever you do, don't eat any of the brats that Bill just stole. They'll be...bad for you.

Haggis said:

Smooth move, Celina. I haven't used the old Digitalis trick in years, but I see it still gets 'em.

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The castle will be a technicolor lunatic asylum within half an hour. Bank on it.

The coquilles st jacques are especially good tonight, haggis.

*sighs*

I am the ONLY person in my family who likes seafood. The ONLY one.

I never get to have any.

*hides in the corner to mourn*