Why do Mr Chuckletrousers' trousers chuckle?

I have such a wrong answer to this question. So wrong.

*sigh*

I have to abstain.

I also said abs if you wanted to get particular.

Heh. Betcha he'll give us a sneak peek of what's so funny.

*grin*

Why do Mr Chuckletrousers' trousers chuckle? - Maybe it's what he's got inside of them that would make us chuckle?

And mightily proud of it I might add

OMG... I just looked at your link! When I was 29 yr old, I was going out with a 20 yr old called Matthew. When I used to stay at his flat, I used to have to listen to bloody MC Hammer all night long... I didn't take any notice of him saying you can't touch that though hehehe

So there I was, eating dinner amid the dim lighting and barbecue aromas of a Cajun restaurant, and I started to get this weird shivery sensation, and just like that I knew that someone, somewhere, was talking about my pants. It's a spooky, unsettling feeling, like someone reading bad poetry over your grave...

By the way, I should tell you that I find the sniggering tone of the OP offensive -- there is absolutely nothing 'amusing' about parachute pants. They are solemn and dignified attire, appropriate for all occasions, including church, jury duty, and funerals. So what if they happen to have thousands of rhinestones? They're pretty, Goddammit!

*snerk*

And of course now I can't get 'You can't touch this!" out of my head.

Thank you sooo much, scarletpeaches.

Samantha's_Song said:

Why do Mr Chuckletrousers' trousers chuckle? - Maybe it's what he's got inside of them that would make us chuckle?

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The line between tragedy and comedy is a matter of mere inches...


But seriously, in answer to the question in the OP, it's because I fart laughing gas.

I can't touch this.

Shadow_Ferret said:

I can't touch this.

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Thanks, I'd really prefer it if anyone who goes by the name "ferret" stayed as far from the subject of my trousers as possible.

Oh, you've heard of ferret legging?

I'm glad someone else asked this intriguing question instead of me.

I've been sorta curious about his user name but didn't want to ask.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Oh, you've heard of ferret legging?

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Indeed. And I'll thank you to never again mention the subject. I have nightmares aplenty without you adding to them.

Mr. Chuckletrousers said:

Indeed. And I'll thank you to never again mention the subject. I have nightmares aplenty without you adding to them.

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Hey, you're real! I thought Scarlet made you up!

Us Brits have a saying over here; we call someone, who doesn't stop talking, a gas bag. But it has a whole new other meaning for you doesn't it, Mr Trousers, and gas bag is much shorter than Mr. Chuckletrousers too. S'alright if call you gas bag from now on?

Mr. Chuckletrousers said:

But seriously, in answer to the question in the OP, it's because I fart laughing gas.

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scarletpeaches said:

Hasn't Mr LaughableLeiderhosen revealed his comedic secrets yet?

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I don't have a camera.
My camera doesn't work.
My camera isn't turned on.
I don't want to.

(I'm used to arguing in the alternative)

Does anything rhyme with Chuckletrousers?

(when his birthday comes along, gotta come up with something)