You Tell Me...

I have no teeth jackass. Stop trying to give me dry food. By the way, have you seen that hunk Haggis! Aye-Chi-wa-wa

Quit giving me those stupid toys with the damn squeeky things in 'em, ya' moron!

Aren't you glad you aren't my owner?

I've suffered a massive stroke...please stop filming and get help, jackass.

How dare you pair an ugly blue bedspread against these puke green walls ...
I can't live like this ...
Mix me a cocktail before I pass out

He's trying to say he's off his meds...

"Quickwit stole my doughnut, then he dropped the crumbs on my dogbed. Lend me ten bucks. I wanna go to Petco before I develop issues. I want my Mama."

Watch out! It's behind you!

Jeez, it is perfectly obvious to me that he is auditioning for a role on South Park. He sounds just like Cartman.

Haggis is my daddy. Haggis is my daddy. Haggis is my dadddy. Haggis is my daddy...

What the bloody hell have you done to my coat, you a**hole? Do you think I enjoy looking like this? You think a few biscuits and a bit of dried food will keep me loyal? Would you like it if someone had taken shears to you so you looked like some stupid sheep? Pets and owners are a two-way process, ya know. Give me respect, and maybe I'll stop yapping.

If ya don't give me chocolate, I'm gonna bite ya head off, jackass! (Help, I need chocolate rehab). !

Hooey, I sent this to everyone in my family. It cracked up my son, and I actually saved it to my "favorites." It's oddly entrancing.

We've been saying "Rar r ra ra! Ra ra ra! Ra ra ra ra!" all evening.

Feed me!

melaniehoo said:

Oh... we watched this again this morning and it brings tears to my eyes!

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It is pretty sad when Haggis acts that way. Usually you have to put him down.

It's like my mother in full on Nag Mode.

I never really knew what she said either - I never listened

My son's been impersonating The Weirdest Dog Evere for three days now. *snert*