America - you're safe again!

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No, not another Obama thread.

Just to let you know, within the past couple of minutes I got an email from Lori (thethinker42) to say she arrived safely in Japanistan. She spent the flight editing her WIP and clinging to the seat in terror.

So. Our U.S. brethren - you have three years of relative peace, quiet and safety ahead of you.

Enjoy it, lest she return some day.
 

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Yes, 'tis true, I am now darkening a different hemisphere.

And, lest scarlet's post make anyone think I am afraid of flying (which I am), I should clarify the "clinging to my seat in terror" thing:

We hit BAD turbulence on the way into Tokyo, about an hour before we landed. I mean, the kind where the overhead bins are flying open, seasoned travelers are resorting to airsickness bags, and my spleen actually bounced up and hit my cerebellum. During some of the worst of it, the flight attendant decided it would be an ideal to remind us that "in the event of an emergency landing, please leave your carry-on on the plane."

THAT is why I was clinging to my seat in terror.
 

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I sincerely hope someone has taken some good footage of Japan, 'cause it will never be quite the same ever again.
 

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I sincerely hope someone has taken some good footage of Japan, 'cause it will never be quite the same ever again.


I don't know what you're talking about...

*hides spray paint cans, business plan for parakeet porno company, and plane tickets for scarletpeaches.*
 

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What does bringing scarletpeaches out of Scotland and into a peaceful, unsuspecting island nation in the Pacific have to do with terrorism?
 
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You'd be giving aid and comfort to scarletpeaches the terrible.

Okay, aid.

No wait, you'd terrorise me.
 

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You'd be giving aid and comfort to scarletpeaches the terrible.

Okay, aid.

No wait, you'd terrorise me.

I'd be keeping the world safe from peachorism by holding you hostage on this little island where you can't possibly cause any harm.

We would never plot and scheme nefarious deeds together. Never. No way.
 
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And Timmeh, Tommoh, Jarrid and Shanninz would have nothing to do with our little island paradise.

No way. :e2brows:
 
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Shag off. I got first dibs on Shanninz and Timmeh needs teaching a lesson or five. :rant: