Putting the "prod" in productivity

What an excellent thread title! (Hey, I'm easily impressed.)

Don't we have a NONO-something or other on AW we can link this thread to? And please don't ask me, 'cause I don't know, and I'm too lazy to search...

It's already in the NaNo thread

Elonna said:

It's already in the NaNo thread

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It is? Thanks. That saved me a lot of trouble from going hither and yon to look for stuff.

(Crap. Now I'm starting to sound like my dearly departed great-grandpa, yin and yang bless his soul.)

Serena Casey said:

Oops, guess my search wasn't sufficient. Sorry for the duplication.

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That's all right. We can tell jokes instead.

A wealthy woman told her butler to have the night off, as she was going out for the evening. When she returned, he was in her bedroom.

She was very tipsy and said, "Raymond, would you please undo the buttons and take off my dress?"

He did as he was told, and she said, "Now please take off my shoes and stockings."

He was more nervous than ever, and nearly died when she instructed him to remove her bra and panties as well.

She said, "Now if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you'll be fired!"