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Sarita
05-08-2005, 03:46 AM
This is a cool site that translates from English into several languages back to English. It repeats it until it runs through all the languages available and the final result is in English. It's hilarious.

Give this a shot kids and post what you come up with.

http://www.tashian.com/multibabel/

Here's the one I tried (okay, I tried hundreds, but this is a funny one)

Starting sentence: Your mom makes a delicious pie.

Ending sentence: The nut/mother forms hardens of good pleasure

I think this translator knows my nut/mother. ;)

William Haskins
05-08-2005, 04:07 AM
original: If God reached down to take my hand, I'd try and pull him from the sky.

babelized: If the God took to traverse for the deep one, the end to make the examinación of my hand, I judged and of the sky he would lose it.

Sarita
05-08-2005, 04:25 AM
Original: There is nothing like a dream to create the future. Utopia today, flesh and blood tomorrow
babelized:The young that is here in the front part probably does not have root to wait for vainly the operation utopy, tomorrow the meat and the alcohol

ChunkyC
05-08-2005, 04:30 AM
original: I want to be published.

babelized: It would wish to be published.

And again, only this time including Chinese, Japanese and Korean:

I believed to this, we who I connected totality that I would wish in the beginning exempted.

So that's why those Hyundai manuals are so hard to understand.

book_maven
05-08-2005, 04:51 AM
Original:
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Translation:
It was better periods, he was to falschsten of the periods.

_________________________

Original:
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

Translation:
The dark night was one and stormy one; rain fell in currents -- with
thrown 0ccasional, when the violent shower of the wind was one
explosion, those to the expensive outpost of the excluded deep ways
(for him it is London, of that our lies of the scene), the assembly
freely the length of the roofs and the fine flame of the light bulbs
excite violentemente, fought.against the density.

rtilryarms
05-08-2005, 05:12 AM
Original English Text:
man who scratch butt have stinky fingers

Translated back to English:
the man, of whom barrette stinky of the extremity rayent has

book_maven
05-08-2005, 05:21 AM
Oooh, I love this site. What a wonderful way to waste time ... maybe there is a column in this. Thanks! Now, how would Tolstoy feel about this?

Original:
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Translation:
The lucky families are very similar; each favorable family is
favorable of him method hardly.

rhymegirl
05-08-2005, 05:35 AM
My sentence: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
End sentence: The player of pipeau of Peter selected oats of the transmission of the pepper.


My sentence: We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.
End sentence: We are not in the chain, to the Magiers, in the narcotic Magier the end to see the ounce.

three seven
05-08-2005, 05:51 AM
Exclusive to Office Party! The first paragraph of Chapter 3 of Common Ill Vacations Of The Company Not Very The Disease...

'Serve inoperative, of which it worries what finally he smiles for the
father of my relative guancica, if I to leave it in the first place,
is the hot easy easy tranquillity, the calm of lucentezza of the cut
of the skin. That the beginning copies, swum in the minimum fairs
under integrated circuits to the examinación done of the amount is of
the snow, those that they classify, excess under mine the model of the
cover of the dance with the decree of seghe to decide always mutual
with saegemehl to the alcohol, of which he is uniform.'

I thank you.

WVWriterGirl
05-08-2005, 06:16 AM
Original English Text:
She hid in the shadows and contemplated what her next action should be. Would she run screaming from the menace, or cross her fingers in silence and hope he would pass her by?

Babelized:
One hides to the colors, of, of that, that one has negotiated after
that one, he would have with him is something comes, that is the
station of the work attemped one. To the protest of the threat or she
they are the hopes of desire for are you execute it and the calm
brings to decree to indicate it?

rhymegirl
05-08-2005, 06:23 AM
Three, that sounded like jibber jabber to me.

Sarita
05-08-2005, 07:44 AM
Exclusive to Office Party! The first paragraph of Chapter 3 of Common Ill Vacations Of The Company Not Very The Disease....
Three, your Amazingly Sick Adventures Novel just gets better and better.... ;)

brokenfingers
05-08-2005, 07:57 AM
Wow, this thing is great!

I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day
I demand with the coil of rock ' n ' every night and I divide every
day to it


You shook me all night long
It beat the whole night much stay

You can't always get what you want - but if you try sometimes, you'll find you get what you need.
It receives it cannot that you demand to the times - if nevertheless
distributed, to receive it always you are you which the necessity you
have.

book_maven
05-08-2005, 08:00 AM
Here's another one for you parents who get tired of repeating the same verse to your children every night:

Original:
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!


Translation:
Tonhoehenschwankung, tonhoehenschwankung, little infuence the first
paper, when they are I is I am strange, of which which you he are. To
the advanced excess of the raised world lateral it has taste of him,
makes shine like diamonds in the sky Tonhoehenschwankung,
tonhoehenschwankung, little infuence the first paper, because they are
I are strange, of which which you he are!

Sarita
05-08-2005, 08:05 AM
Keep em coming guys. I'm cracking up!:roll:

Sarita
05-08-2005, 08:09 AM
Original: When you wish upon a star, it makes no difference who you are.

Babelized: Demanded begun an enthusiastic time to arrest the first paper, you, who the cause of the difference no.

maestrowork
05-08-2005, 01:44 PM
Original English Text:
Sweet dreams are made of these
Who has the mind to disagree
travel the world and the seven seas
everybody's looking for something
some of them want to use you
some of them want to be used by you
some of them want to abuse you
some of them want to be abused



Babelized:
The switch of the dreams of the later one, of that the alcohol in the diversity of the opinion to give the form to the world traveled and the seven seas of everything, where it observed something inside, some to be used would appreciate that some of them of you would wish to be used, the one that would wish to use some seriously you to that a certain elasticity to the incorrect work would appreciate.

maestrowork
05-08-2005, 01:46 PM
First line of my novel...

Original Text:
Betrayal makes us do strange things.

Babelized Text:
The treason excites the end for darlelos to the form to the things disowned.

maestrowork
05-08-2005, 01:56 PM
Another excerpt...


Original English Text:
On those early summer mornings, while we were high up in the hills, the layers of fog lingered in the valleys, forming a contiguous ring around the emerald heeps--scenery straight out of a Chinese watercolor painting, drenched in sublime divinity.



Translated back to English:
These mornings of him in the beginning of the summer, when they raised us for the ascent of assemblies, had been done delay the layers to it
of the fog in lowering and they directly had around dice to the form to an adjacent cycle to heeps green -- the landscape of the corrosive sublimato for the interior of the impregnated Chinese painting of the watercolor, for the external part the Goettlichkeit.

(I did like the Chinese translation, though... almost perfect!)

pianoman5
05-08-2005, 03:19 PM
I wondered how it would cope with Shakespeare, so I fed it the first line of Richard III.

Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this son of York


It returned: "To take with him is the winter, that one that the lucky interior of
the summer connects the forms in this chain ours nonsatisfactory"

The strange thing is, that's exactly what it says on the instructions to the assemble-in-five-minutes furniture I bought.

Fractured_Chaos
05-08-2005, 05:04 PM
Original Text: After the kid climaxed, he stepped back, and pulled off the condom. He casually tossed it aside, then stepped over to one of the dumpsters to urinate. The odor of ammonia mingled with the stench of garbage as steam rose off the rivulet that flowed along the cracked asphalt toward the watcher_s boots.

Babelized: After kulminierte of kidskin, rejected and of the examinación of fêz
of condón. Some had played the prominent one in the air for the
pagination, because an end of the work with one of unloadings for
urinate then did plus the examinación. Shaken Odore of ammoniac one
with the Gestank of wastefulness, when the steam is magnified to
rivulet ulteriorly, that they sairam of the operation the long one of
the bitumen, that was shutdowns cracked in the beginning of watcher_s.




Um......

rhymegirl
05-08-2005, 06:28 PM
Original English Text:
Sweet dreams are made of these
Who has the mind to disagree
travel the world and the seven seas
everybody's looking for something
some of them want to use you
some of them want to be used by you
some of them want to abuse you
some of them want to be abused

That second line should be: Who am I to disagree

Shiny_Penguin
05-08-2005, 06:44 PM
No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes

Nobody knew, if it assesses the situation that is this one behind the
eye of the team of employees is, who the color is something it_s that
the blue one to has equipped of false sad of the employees is

book_maven
05-08-2005, 06:58 PM
First line of my novel...

Original Text:
Betrayal makes us do strange things.

Babelized Text:
The treason excites the end for darlelos to the form to the things disowned.

I think your new editor is perfect, Maestrowork!

DaveKuzminski
05-08-2005, 07:18 PM
It's not only a cheaper alternative for PA writers, but it spells better than PA's editors, too! ;)

Julie Worth
05-08-2005, 07:44 PM
BatMemes:


Here’s an alternative that works on your own computer and gives you more control:

http://www.grasshopper.com/content/view/14/57/ (http://www.grasshopper.com/content/view/14/57/)


Example:

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

Transformed:
It was a nighted and stormy iniquity; the pelting hide in torrents--except at episodic intervals, once it was chequered by a tearing shock of flatus which swept up the streets (for it is in london that our view lies), springy along the housetops, and ferociously agitative the panty flare of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

Or:
It was a moraceous and tangy grass; the structure incus in torrents--except at testamentary intervals, frontally it was spayed by a limbed thumbscrew of fireguard which six up the streets (for it is in miniaturist that our teetotalism lies), gentle staring the housetops, and keenly thronged the flab skriegh of the lamps that struggled against the darkness.

Or:
It was a benighted and stormy wickedness;
the pelting hide in torrents--
except at episodic intervals,
once it was chequered by a vehement blow of farting
which swept up the streets
(for it is in london that our aspect lies),
spanking along the housetops,
and ferociously provoking the step-in flare of the lamps
that struggled against the darkness...

Rerunning that last one:
It was a benign and stout wickerwork;
the pen hide in torrents--
exclaim at epistemic intervals,
one-on-one it was cherished
by a vehicular blower of fashions
which sweptback up the streets
(for it is in longbeard that our aspergill lies),
spanner alongside the housetops,
and fervently prox the step-in flashbulb of
the lamps that struggled against the darkness...

book_maven
05-08-2005, 08:35 PM
Julie, I have tried five different times to get into that site with no luck. Drats! It just simply sits there with its "timer" rolling around even after five minutes. Anyone else have this problem?

Julie Worth
05-08-2005, 10:49 PM
Julie, I have tried five different times to get into that site with no luck. Drats! It just simply sits there with its "timer" rolling around even after five minutes. Anyone else have this problem?

Huh? Well, maybe you have to go in the front door.
Try http://www.grasshopper.com/

trumancoyote
05-08-2005, 10:58 PM
Huh. "Out of sight, out of mind" became "Of the Vista of the alcohol it is."

I think that, in some languages, 'mind' is the same as 'spirit,' which inevitably became 'alcohol.' Hehehehe.

DreamWeaver
05-08-2005, 11:07 PM
Original: In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit.
Babelized: In the perforation in the track main a bit of the title lived here.

Julie Worth
05-08-2005, 11:22 PM
Original: In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit.


Bat transformation:
The green-eyed convictfish was no-see-um.

gogoshire
05-08-2005, 11:56 PM
This is addictive!

Original:
I can’t get no satisfaction
I can’t get no girl reaction
’cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can’t get no, I can’t get no


Babelized:
I cannot take with the satisfaction, of which I cannot take with the
reaction of the girl, because the control and the control and the
control and I cannot take to judge traverse not, I which I cannot take
to traverse

Sound like Gertrude Stein.

-That just gave me an idea...

gogoshire
05-08-2005, 11:59 PM
Look what happens to Gertrude Stein!

Original:
No sense in no sense innocence of what of not and what of delight. In no sense innocence in no sense and what in delight and not, in no sense innocence in no sense no sense what, in no sense and delight, and in no sense and delight and not in no sense and delight and not, no sense in no sense innocence and delight.

Babelized:
No direction in any innocence of the relative address not and that
pleasure. In any innocence of the direction in any direction and that
one in the pleasure and no, to any innocence of the direction in any
direction no direction the one that, felt like of aucuns and pleas and
to the direction and the pleasure of aucuns and not in any direction
and pleasure and no, any direction in any innocence of the direction
and the pleasure.



Does anyone notice much difference?

Maryn
05-09-2005, 12:17 AM
I'm pretty sure that, having consumed the Toklas brownies, it truly doesn't matter.

Maryn, mellow

arrowqueen
05-09-2005, 01:34 AM
'The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.' turns into:

'The alcohol becomes ausgebritten but the meat is weak person.'

firehorse
05-09-2005, 01:44 AM
Since then that risoluto or, because whereas follows it is, is not,:
it is the question: Tis in the most splendid sailors had cruel us '
and the internal part, because goodses exerted pressure on which they agree
for the feeding of the excess to the question and of a piece
outpost to the arrow the resistance suffers, or of the handspike
estimates, ended the extremity passed in the direction of the
conversion. For the data,: for the dream,; in this; And even the
dream, this one is ended for our extreme religious pain and infuence
produced 1,000 that is the meat, follows this, frontal of the facade
the condition to the east of the person ' of the desire ' D von Tis,
that has the internal part of consumation. For the data, dream,; for
the dream? Vainly waited for involuntary shutdowns of the shutdowns!
With the friction of the control and the agreement; Therefore, you
possibly have of her who you who she you waited for vainly, because
you died dream, when the our these inoperative women are spillages
exclusively of the data that carriering, you she you had them anxious,
the RUPTURE to give him,: it is the end, this one produces the
longevity of the type of incident; 某aeºº is, if, if the law that
resists the registry, the time possibly scorns to personnel of the
press, its moral, of that the behavior not he aquisizione which the
high equipment of arrogating of the employees of the tracks and, of
the buttock that the intense effect of the love depised and arrogant
office with delayed him, of the painful one and is not the patient of
the value, relative of the relative advantage is, that luminous is
instructd with bodkin, round extremity unloading. Fardels determines
it of the person, after to the interior under duration, those in
systematic and Aechzen of the sweat to give to the form but of
sistemazione disowned of the citizen of unquestionable feared with
Bourn, after that it was introduced to the material, the causes they
come from the inoperative man of the impacciato and that you are not
add had had it ours, these ill vacations of the disease to us stop
resisting, in the order stops in having inside, know that you he he
are the tires, without conteggio who, resist those, situation,
development? _ étées plenty est of conscientiousness consequent our
timid personnel, with therefore and until obstru famous of the hour of
the chain of the moment of the company and brilliances, where the
conversion, of that one he transforms this aeh or ' something of the
solution of the idea of carreg of est of the song of junt of the
interior for cerc of color t, restoration nonupdated present t you,
the river and the loss of process of the name.

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JoeEkaitis
05-09-2005, 02:19 AM
The opening paragraphs from my middle reader novel:

“Well, would you look at this!” exclaimed Bear as he banged around in the kitchen of the cave. “Just enough coffee for that first pot in the morning!” He tramped from the cabinet to the calendar and rustled its pages. “Wow, and on grocery day! What a lucky coincidence, eh, Griff?”

Griff pretended not to hear Bear shouting. He buried himself even deeper beneath his pile of straw.

Bear took a box of cold cereal from the cabinet and picked up an empty glass bowl. He stood in the tall archway of Griff’s bedroom and held the box high above the bowl as he poured.

Ping! Ping! Ping-a-dee-ping-ping! Ping! Ping! Ping!

When the pinging stopped, the box was empty, but the bowl was only half full. Bear shook the box a few times and peeked inside it.

“Aw, fudge! We’re out of Cocoa Grenades, too! Good thing it’s grocery day!”

A massive head emerged from the straw. It resembled a gigantic golden eagle with the ears of a huge jackal. Two big steely eyes glared down at Bear with pure malice.

Bear tucked the empty cereal box under his arm. He reached into his blue jeans’ pocket, pulled out a folded piece of paper and held it up. He didn’t even flinch as a sharp-taloned claw swept toward him and snatched the paper from his paw.

The giant half-eagle, half-lion creature sat up. Bits of straw tumbled off his head as he unfolded the paper and scrutinized it. “Are you sure we need all this?” he grumbled.

“You said we were having roast beef and Yorkshire pudding for dinner tomorrow,” said Bear, returning to the kitchen.


__________________________________________________ ______________

_ good, you would consider this! _ the urlato of the appropriate bear
around repairs in the kitchen of the enough coffee of the cave _
exactly for this first POTENTIOMETER the mornings of! _ happened to
the deep ends of the work of the module to the calendar and has brui
his to the defect of the paginations _ of the apparatus of healthful
reading and to the day of the especiero! That lucky agreement, hein,
pressed? _

It has acceduto to or he is deceptive not to feel before the grida one
of the bear. Still it was under relative series of the inserted straw
deeper.

he examinación of fêz of the bear of a structure of the grain cold
of the module and cleared a washbasin of the river of the empty
crystal. It was arrested in the great step, this folding one of the
space to the dream of Griff___s and of which the structure judged
highly in the washbasin of the river, when is spilled.

Whip! Whip! Schindel in the DTE Schindel Schindel! Whip! Whip! Whip!

As far as the blinking itself it was arrested, the empty structure,
but the washbasin of the river was only with complete half. The bear
beat the diverse times of the structure and a Vista played flied.

___ aw, fondentesi! We___re of the covers of the cacao, also! Good day
of the especiero of it___s the thing! _ _ _

A continuous title is emerged from the straw. Aquile of a gold with
the ears of an enormous jackal was colossal similar. Two great eyes
steely had polished to the surface more under possible with the bear
with pure badness.

Remplié de Sopporti the empty Mueslischachtel under their handspike
of that had taken to traverse in the relative of ___ of the purse the
cotton, of that examinación of fêz a strap of the folding paper and
that arrested it for the ascent. Also to the load of the elements of
the protection maintained of didn___t as taloned the deep risks for
and have the grippato the paper of their piedino.

Enormous the average Aquila, creature of the average Loewes was
ascending company/signature. Dégringolé of the straw of the bit to
the relative title, when to discover the paper and, who the strong box
controls ___ you, you are ulteriorly slight we affinchè this one that
the crowds one have the necessity? _ _ _ he maugréé.

___, you said that we will tomorrow do cattles of the examinación of
the meats roasted of and pudín of the Yorkshire for the lunch, _ _ _
the bear to this, occurring returned for the kitchen.
__________________________________________________

"the ways conserve to extinguish of the risk of "You he, for the
ascent? Cold;"

("You mean, griffins can throw up? Cool!")

Gehanna
05-09-2005, 05:24 AM
How now brown cow translates to The brown one of the hour of the cow has pleasure.


Moo :)

firehorse
05-09-2005, 06:01 AM
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog becomes:

Vixen the brown express has the appropriate ramificata in the dog I
take.

The first two lines of the American national anthem:

The word of the OH can consider it of the first light of the shovel,
of which what you with the buttock has the very ferocious hail to the
lustrum of the dawn

And who can guess this Beatles song?

You can align in the action to the boy my automobile


Hmm... none as fun as Gehanna's

brinkett
05-09-2005, 06:22 AM
And who can guess this Beatles song?

You can align in the action to the boy my automobile

Drive My Car.

DreamWeaver
05-09-2005, 06:54 AM
...For the data,: for the dreamYou know, I was actually starting to see a theme developing around the data and the dream, but I have no idea how the buttock got into it.

Kris

VA Buckeye
05-09-2005, 07:09 AM
You know, I was actually starting to see a theme developing around the data and the dream, but I have no idea how the buttock got into it.Kris

Did someone say the buttock?


Original English Text:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

Translated back to English:
I as for the stick with it, the girl that you deeply deeply jump with
the AM blocked with the jeans, when the tastes the large stick and,
other brothers are the piece itty put out of box inside the surface
west which goes with the round matter, perhaps had you language I to
be able not the baby of state of Ohio inside where with the ' reason
which ceased me to look at fixedly to learn how to seize and become
food out of clear box a certain matter to be able not to refuse you to
draw outside felt my innate nature of angle the stick of Ooh and
manufacture obtained as for me my homeboys warning with me in the
image tests as buttocks which you said does owe the skin smoothes to
enter to its zone O ' out of benzene of mine? Those obtain wet and
sweat luxuriant hell tired ' it dancin ' romancin, it is good, my I,
' average groupy is not him looked at the use of morning of I for
withdraw, the use, which makes resemble it of goin turbo ' Vette that
' as for the store it import ' the Sayin stick to be required obtains
the situation as for me it thus to discuss partial much is the
comrade, with its ordinary black purchase of private business, is
obtained! (it probably obtains,!) comrade! (it probably obtains,!) was
the girl friend to obtain the stick? (it probably obtains, hell! That)
it vibrates that, power of purchase to the latter! (that vibrates! )
that vibrates! (that vibrates! ) made healthily continuously with the vibration! Returns of baby!

Solatium
05-09-2005, 07:51 AM
Hmm . . . a few from my Movie Quotes File:

I am toying with the idea of removing your heart and stuffing it like an olive.
becomes
I thought that I deduce the base with the Toying, ossequio therefore
similar of the Chinese olive.

The earth came out of the sun, and we came out of the earth.
becomes
Basicon the part of the left of the sun and we left the track.

What are you so happy about? Your girlfriend drop the charges?
becomes
This one therefore approximately lucky are you? Its case of the
expenses of the friend?

Yes, I am therefore approximately lucky.

reph
05-09-2005, 08:07 AM
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. > The swum ones of Daringly, nothing won.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. > The brown express ramifies vixen it in the dog I take.

One bright Tuesday morning, Susanna decided she'd had enough of conventional breakfasts. She closed her eyes, grabbed ingredients at random, and threw them in the blender. > Tuesday to illuminate itself by the mornings, Susanna decided to something of that examinación of fêz the first quite conventional small lunches. Closed he who he examines, the grippato of the component after the coincidence and they have wharf in the mixer.

oswann
05-09-2005, 01:30 PM
Forget 'Go ahead make my day.'

Imagine Dirty Harry now saying:

'Is precedes the mine the dawn.'









I don't know about you guys but it has a certain Shakespearian quality to it.


Os.

Sarita
05-09-2005, 03:57 PM
Who knew you could use paperweights for explosions? Hudson Hawk, coming through with modern innovation, once again.


Original: History! Tradition! Culture! Are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights

Babelized: Historical Sistemazione! Tradition! Cultivación! Without concept! Those Are I! To the morning the switch of the emergency in the perforation of the explosion uses the paperweights.

JoeEkaitis
05-09-2005, 05:40 PM
Let us pray.


Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and lead us not into temptation but deliver us from evil.

For Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory forever and ever.

Amen.
__________________________________________________ ______

Our father of the art in the sky, sanctified each name of Thy. The
kingdom of Thy, Thy comes in the track is sufficient, when this day
will have in the sky our newspaper of the bread and pardon to us those
that ours breakings are, when pardon those, of that one satisfying
enfreignent we and us in the temptation that that you do not execute,
but we provide malvagità. For Thine always and they never they are the
kingdom and the energy and the reputation. Love.

Wormo
05-09-2005, 05:49 PM
Original English Text:
Hey there, my name is David and I live near Sheffield which is where Sean Bean lives! Fascinating stuff!

Translated back to English:
Hé here, my name is creature of David and livings near Sheffield,
that is to say, where fagiolo of Is it saw! Attractive substance!

(Poor Sean Bean, didn't even get a mention)

Sarita
05-09-2005, 06:03 PM
Hi, Creature of David!:roll:

firehorse
05-09-2005, 06:10 PM
1) The damages of Friday and the lights are low and consider the part
external after a station of the work, the end to go, where they play
good music and they take with come in the movement that oscillates,
you, the end before the interior observes ignited king. Nobody latta
that standard relative - the night is the new and high music. With little
music of the cliff, this one is the very good everything, you
you are to him in the tendency for a dance. And if he is taken with
the probability, you are the unique one to dance of the queen, the new
person and the cakies of dezessete. To dance the queen, creeds in
order that ouais of the OH of tambourine. They can dance, you can jive
and the period of him ooh of ooh the duration to have, considers this
girl, observes this scene and decree that dances of the queen to
excavate.

2) It is, therefore it warms up, near necken me, therefore he is not
blue, but I probability of the tin in kidskin to make the examinación
d, since then that something is, of which could not do this Vista
flied here in its eyes, of which I can read to the interior of that I
become that the relative control of sensitivity is sfrenatamente you
nevertheless boy you only a boy of Good, could with you to the dance
of the honey, if allegro of the thoughts that is to say, nevertheless
let his sapete nut/mother that the external license is? And I would
possibly know with you ligón the ordered boy to cause his
nevertheless nut/mother that I know that the leaves of I that is the
external license you?

3) They are transformato I I enter of you in betrogen and task this you
when he you know. Therefore my alcohol, to a flied the visa of the
conclusion I to come loaded for is, never existed I cause of the
necessity not to learn? _ doesn ' t possible knows I, but I destroy
instruction without receipt requested, that is he who a fire in my
internal expert a visa flied and I feel like here that this edge here
a tone flied plus which I is seen and if it forgets each mine in the
breasts, I them I can but I extract mines, as I can disappear he he
you to be against? My Mammen, nevertheless to the mine of the mine of
the aspect, how much that I became has exactly punturas to him they
much? Age of the blue I of the internal part, that one that was broken
for the day, when we separated, why, why the vacations of us we to the
left the permission? The mine of the Mammen, hour in where I know the
mine the mine, I would not have ch ' you he respect to the vacations
to leave really carreguei me of I for never is, of that one the
experiment of I not that I do not know, but unexpected the instruction
a fire in mine I decides here to the internal ones of the piece.
Razoavelmente conserves a visa and flied to the appropriate sensation
those that to the sound more if it were seen and if flied each my
possible one of the Mammen if it forgets an edge, we can I but extract
mines here, as far as disappear, in the order to resist it to him? My
Mammen, he nevertheless to the aspect that mine, that mine, as much a
processing by lots I became I have exactly punturas to him they? I age
the sad pain blue the day, when we separated, why, why the vacations
of us we to the left the permission? The mine of the Mammen, hour in
where I know the mine the mine, I would not have the vacations to her
really to go

4) (and my favourite) If the fact that is first in the chain the honey, still outside fact
examinación of the liberations for the coincidence in me, if he is
informed, because being the end to go, if necessity of he must go if
were modified the opinion around a station of the work they did not
have it you believed to lowest superficial, if you were full only,
when the graceful stole of the honey of birds, I still is undertaken
liberations for the coincidence I I would have that to extract the
best form and it is not lie, if him they base me for smoothly with the
test, if the Prenez is lazy control with probability in me switch of
emergency probability in me, of who he we can go, to dance around we
can time to wish of time who goes, since then that we are music of
être of Peut, that is saying them sufficient, knowing mejor', they
that we induce to that it finishes to him, the one that sapete that I
have a processing by lots, when form would wish to give, when about
you he you only dream in the morning, who demands them is magician
here that I trust Effrayé of a transaction of the love he, only the
task that you he know that I demand therefore!

DreamWeaver
05-09-2005, 06:11 PM
(Poor Sean Bean, didn't even get a mention)I think he's hiding there in the fagiolo, though it certainly isn't doing his name recognition any good :).

Kris

book_maven
05-09-2005, 06:54 PM
And in the immortal words of Rick to Ilsa: Visa here of her, kidskin.

(Hint: The original was "Here's looking at you, kid.")

firehorse
05-09-2005, 07:06 PM
And in the immortal words of Rick to Ilsa: Visa here of her, kidskin.I really like this word kidskin - think I'm going to start using it. That, along with nut/mother. :roll:

Sarita
05-09-2005, 08:11 PM
I really like this word kidskin - think I'm going to start using it. That, along with nut/mother.
I've been using nut/mother for, well... hmm... ever since I met my mother. hehe. Now I have linguistic confirmation that I've been accurate all along ;)

Original: The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. (Oscar Wilde)

Babelized: The attraction, of that one the only way goes away, the end to obtain shutdowns.

JoeEkaitis
05-09-2005, 08:21 PM
Original English Text:
Hey there, my name is David and I live near Sheffield which is where Sean Bean lives! Fascinating stuff!

Translated back to English:
Hé here, my name is creature of David and livings near Sheffield,
that is to say, where fagiolo of Is it saw! Attractive substance!

(Poor Sean Bean, didn't even get a mention)
Well, actually, he did. "Fagiolo" is the Italian word for "bean" and "Sean" is apparently a form of the verb "to be" in another language, thus the capitalized "Is".

JoeEkaitis
05-09-2005, 08:28 PM
Interior in Disneyland!


(I'm going to Disneyland!)

Lucky Penny
05-09-2005, 08:34 PM
hehehehe....this is too funny!
Original:Please forgive me - I know not what I do
Please forgive me - I can't stop loving you
Don't deny me - this pain I'm going through
Please forgive me - if I need ya like I do

Babelized:I nonpardon that one knows no, the one of which pardon completely you he - this I that can the end when satisfer itself you, the
apprehensions of the love rejects it not - this movement of the pardon
completely of pain I - please it has the necessity of

JoeEkaitis
05-09-2005, 08:40 PM
For all you "Press Your Luck" fans:

"Press Your Luck or pass?"

"Peter, I'm going to press my luck!"
_______________________________

"You use your probability or you she exceed them?"

"Peter, sustenation I mean the probability!"

robeiae
05-09-2005, 09:29 PM
Original: Can we have sex together right now?

Bab1: Hour we possibly have with the identity?

Bab2: We determined the moment, when you who we possibly exceed?

Bab3: Possibly our time, hour, when we to exceed the totals the high guide of the reference.

Bab4: We possibly exceed on time the complete one and manual of the time,
regulated the time of ours to bring is highly fixed.
..
..
..
..
..
Bab342: Our time has given me crustaceans in my pants.

I knew it!!!

Sarita
05-09-2005, 10:17 PM
Bab342: Our time has given me crustaceans in my pants.

:roll: I'm telling you! Hours of fun, with STD's...

Lucky Penny
05-09-2005, 11:05 PM
hehehehe!!! STD's!! lol

Original English Text:
I want to see you naked and in my bed

Babelized:
It would wish to see it shiningly and in my base

Wormo
05-09-2005, 11:43 PM
Hi, Creature of David!:roll:

Hello the Saritams8, you see here good!


Original English Text:
Hello there Saritams8, good to see you!

(yes, i'm sure you do see and hear 'good')

Sarita
05-09-2005, 11:52 PM
Hello the Saritams8, you see here good!
Original English Text: Hello there Saritams8, good to see you!
(yes, i'm sure you do see and hear 'good')

It is, I that considered the right fine, he is felt. (Original: Yes, I hear and see just fine. :) )

Original: Thou art to me a delicous torment. (Emerson)

Babelized: Thousands are with my pain in the good pleasure.

robeiae
05-09-2005, 11:54 PM
I'm getting a little hot...

Rob

Sarita
05-09-2005, 11:58 PM
I'm getting a little hot...

Babelized: I received the mornings of hot.... a little

Okay, I can't stop! I think I need a 12 step program...

trumancoyote
05-10-2005, 12:11 AM
Teehee. It is fun.

"Some like it hot. Some like it cold. Some like it in a pot nine days old" became, after just a few languages: Some like it hot. Some like it coldly. Some like it in a pot, nine days of.

I don't know about you, Sara, but I like it coldly.

Sarita
05-10-2005, 12:15 AM
I don't know about you, Sara, but I like it coldly.

When I get cold, I say "I'm coldy" an expression I stole from a 4 year old nephew. But I prefer it hot, really, really hot... (unless we're talking about the weather...)

robeiae
05-10-2005, 12:20 AM
Original: You are hairy...like animal!

Bab: Probably the animal that magnifies guides they of the hats...


Original: I put the ger in swinger, baby!

Bab: I used more when ger in swinger more, boy!

Yeah baby!

Rob

Solatium
05-10-2005, 09:10 AM
Come to think of it, there's an awful lot you can do with the Bible. Consider the Beatitudes (Matthew 5:3-10, NIV). I'll do them one at a time; it seems that in long passages, the sentences have a tendency to contaminate one another.


Blessed are the poor in spirit,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Badly of the brains it was suggested, because the relative material
has and in the sky it is.


Blessed are those who mourn,
for they will be comforted.
Of them the sigh, person, because it was congratulated, had been
suggested.


Blessed are the meek,
for they will inherit the earth.
It moderates to suggest, because it receives the track and it
happened.


Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness,
for they will be filled.
Due to justice and if the hope, the will of sbiad of people, because
you are full, he is suggested.


Blessed are the merciful,
for they will be shown mercy.
It is the suggested relative tolerance in the depth, because the
tolerance was visualized.


Blessed are the pure in heart,
for they will see God.
The interchange must sugeriz pure he, within if, because it comes to
the contact of the God.


Blessed are the peacemakers,
for they will be called sons of God.
Company the person, because being suggested, because and extracts the
son of the God.


Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness,
for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
It is persecuted, because it is sufficient, because the execution
therefore has it and in the material, like which she is the one people
of the sky, that was suggested.

Thank you, JoeEkaitis, you've opened a proper can of peas.

reph
05-10-2005, 10:11 AM
Original: Never tickle a sleeping dragon.

Babelized: Solletico never a red red deer of the flight of the Schlafes.

maestrowork
05-10-2005, 01:33 PM
Original: I want to bonk you right now.

Translation: I at this moment demand them with bonk.

JoeEkaitis
05-10-2005, 04:40 PM
With a name like Smucker's, it has to be good.

GE: Imagination at work.

Got milk?

Everything's better with Blue Bonnet on it.

Choosy mothers choose Jif.

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With a name that appreciates Smucker, it must be good.

GE: Fantasy with the work.

Latte some took to traverse?

All better with the blue one of protection of the protection of the expensive outpost.

Choosy the matrices select Jif.

DreamWeaver
05-10-2005, 05:07 PM
It is the suggested relative tolerance in the depth, because the tolerance was visualized.I think we can all get behind this :).

Kris

Sarita
05-10-2005, 08:21 PM
Original: Learn to write with Uncle Jim.

Babelized: The gymnastic uncle and the study the situation, of that which writes you.

Uncle Jim, I never knew you were so bendy! :roll:

JoeEkaitis
05-10-2005, 09:44 PM
"Hullo, dragon!" said the Boy, quietly, when he had got up to him.

The dragon, on hearing the approaching footsteps, made the beginning of a courteous effort to rise. But when he saw it was a Boy, he set his eyebrows severely.

"Now don't you hit me," he said; "or bung stones, or squirt water, or anything. I won't have it, I tell you!"
__________________________________________________ ____

"Hullo, dragon!" they magnified to the calm boy this with
respect him.

The Drache, in the stirrups of the sensation of the approach, gave to form to the shutdowns of the beginning of the amiable effort an increase. But, when he saw, it was a boy, he fixed the relative foreheads rigorous.

"Now did not beat " to them ignited,; it said; of the
iniettano or the "or of the thorn of rocks the water or
everything. Not yoü" he, legend of I;

firehorse
05-12-2005, 03:46 AM
Original:
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre

Babelized:
a older version of which me it is pervertito, from which the theater
would go for the deep one in you in one?

Sarita
05-12-2005, 03:48 AM
go for the deep one in you

This sounds nice, almost.... if you didn't know where it came from, teehee.

firehorse
05-12-2005, 04:45 AM
I know; it's more sexual than the original.

firehorse
05-12-2005, 04:52 AM
This is by far the weirdest result I've gotten.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

-becomes-

It is a team of employees, that one that means the I, he, I is not only the 1 old year

:Wha:

robeiae
05-12-2005, 04:59 AM
It is a team of employees, that one that means the I, he, I is not only the 1 old year

You sure you didn't throw in something about Donald Trump?

Rob

JoeEkaitis
05-12-2005, 05:42 AM
Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz!
Oh, what a relief it is!

Flac! Flac! It whistles! It whistles!
The ampere hour, of which it unloads is!

Solatium
05-12-2005, 07:27 AM
This is by far the weirdest result I've gotten.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

-becomes-

It is a team of employees, that one that means the I, he, I is not only the 1 old year

:Wha:

Yeah, but run that result through, and you get:

It estimated group of the personnel, he which I meant, that is
sweeps-megabus of the work of the year, de.solo, that he is he
extracts it is old.

Now doesn't that make everything much clearer? (Or: Many of a totality put them in the effect of the agent of the sgrassatura?)

Sarita
11-03-2005, 02:23 AM
In honor of Joe's book:

Original Text: There's no place like Collinsfort Village.

Babelized: The village of Collins does not have the plan to be similar to traverse.

AND

Original Text: Stories of Strength

Babelized: History of the purity