Ageless Stranger's Face Meltingly Magnificent Thread of Angst and Cupcakes

Yeah, I'm starting my own thread thingy. I've earned it. I've endured the Pit of Terror, the Cave of Doom, the Chamber of Portents (this is sounding like a list of those RPG book thingies) and survived encounters with bloodthirsty mods. So here we are. This is a thread for my kith and kin; the misanthropes, the cynics, the absurdists, the nihilists, the malcontents, the magnificent bastards and all the rest. Jump on in, the Pit of Terror is fine.*





*By which I mean it's guaranteed to cause the slow and painful death of anyone who jumps into it.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Who are you again?

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Snarky wit will only endear you to me, Oh Ferrety one.

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Since one can't be more absurd, more misanthropic, more cynical, more malcontent or more of a magnificent bitch/bastard than being a mod, I suppose I'm in.

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It wouldn't be a thread without you. I would add a smiley, but my misanthorpy couldn't take it.

Ken said:

group hug for AS

I'm sure he'll appreciate it a whole lot ;-)

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It burns! Stop it! Nooooooooo!

Shadow_Ferret said:

Well, that's going to cause quite the problem them. I only do snarky wit and I use it as a defense to push people away from me.

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*Sigh*

I'll play ball.

Why SF? Why? I try to start a thread, and you breeze in here and starting mocking me! Go. . .just go!



(Better?)

Williebee said:

I don't know....
Mommy said not to talk to strangers.

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Good thing I'm only one stranger then, eh?

It's okay. I don't bite. Unless it's tuesday.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Much better.

I don't believe you, but I appreciate the effort.

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But you do believe in me.

And that's all that matters.

Coming from a sailor-ferret, I suppose that's a compliment.

Shadow_Ferret said:

OK, fine. I'll subscribe to your thread. But only because I'm looking for a new thread to hang out in since I left another. It's a trial period, so you better entertain.

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Excellent. Your gift calender is on its way.


Now. . .I need others. Yes. The cynicism of others sustains me. And it tastes like cinnamon.

Shadow_Ferret said:

So, I could put it on my toast? Cynicism toast. That's sounds wonderful.

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Package it, market it, sell it and retire.


The perfect, fool-proof plan for success.

And before you tell me that no one will buy it, remember, people buy bottled water. Water. Bottled. Water that you can get from a tap.

BenPanced said:

People buy chemically-enhanced water that's manufactured by a company that advertises its product by telling you fresh-squeezed orange juice has - GASP! - sugar in it.

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Bastards.

I never did trust thatcompany.