Need B-Day T-Shirt idea!!

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I need ideas....

Hubby's B-day is Sat. We have a party bus w/ our Elks Lodge going bar to bar - town to town for him. We are all wearing our party lodge shirts. Everyone has a different right side item. (This one isn't mine - mine say's "Tart Instructor" {don't ask;) } )
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(thanks to MidnightMuse for the tagline)

Here's the last b-day shirt :
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I need to top that for hubby. He's still not 40 yet - so "old fart" stuff won't do.
HELP!!!
 

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For the guys: picture of elk on front with tag line "Elks are always horny".

For the girls: picture of elk on the front with tag line "Girl Elks have great racks" (or some such idea).
 

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Hilarious t-shirts!

If it doesn't have to be related to the lodge, here's my idea: "Another birthday, another fire hazard." (For the artwork, I can picture a man blowing out 40 candles on a cake, which inadvertently causes a party-goer in front of the cake to set on fire.)
 

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Or the "Knave of Tarts" or "Thief of Tarts"?

I'm suddenly going very Lewis Carrol here....