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auntybug
10-31-2008, 06:19 PM
I need ideas....

Hubby's B-day is Sat. We have a party bus w/ our Elks Lodge going bar to bar - town to town for him. We are all wearing our party lodge shirts. Everyone has a different right side item. (This one isn't mine - mine say's "Tart Instructor" {don't ask;) } )
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/fu-1.jpg
(thanks to MidnightMuse for the tagline)

Here's the last b-day shirt :
http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb169/auntybug/shitme.jpg

I need to top that for hubby. He's still not 40 yet - so "old fart" stuff won't do.
HELP!!!

Shadow_Ferret
10-31-2008, 07:28 PM
Don't look at me. I'm the sweet and innocent one, remember?

Kitrianna
10-31-2008, 07:30 PM
It's my birthday, where's my presents? with a nice lecherous smilie on the front?

copeck
10-31-2008, 07:35 PM
It's my Buffday and all wifey got me is: "This stinking shirt!"

maestrowork
10-31-2008, 07:35 PM
Put some booze and boobs on it, and you're all set.

DeleyanLee
10-31-2008, 07:41 PM
If you're "Tart Instructor" then why isn't he "Tart Inspector"?

threedogpeople
10-31-2008, 07:45 PM
For the guys: picture of elk on front with tag line "Elks are always horny".

For the girls: picture of elk on the front with tag line "Girl Elks have great racks" (or some such idea).

auntybug
10-31-2008, 07:48 PM
If you're "Tart Instructor" then why isn't he "Tart Inspector"?

:roll: I may have to consider that one :ROFL:


For the guys: picture of elk on front with tag line "Elks are always horny".

For the girls: picture of elk on the front with tag line "Girl Elks have great racks" (or some such idea).
:roll: :ROFL: :roll:

Don't look at me. I'm the sweet and innocent one, remember?
thats the truth when it comes to us.

CoffeeBound
10-31-2008, 08:07 PM
Hilarious t-shirts!

If it doesn't have to be related to the lodge, here's my idea: "Another birthday, another fire hazard." (For the artwork, I can picture a man blowing out 40 candles on a cake, which inadvertently causes a party-goer in front of the cake to set on fire.)

DeleyanLee
10-31-2008, 08:14 PM
Or the "Knave of Tarts" or "Thief of Tarts"?

I'm suddenly going very Lewis Carrol here....

quickWit
10-31-2008, 08:32 PM
"Future liver transplant recipient"

quickWit
10-31-2008, 08:53 PM
"Sobriety R Overrated"

quickWit
10-31-2008, 08:57 PM
"If this isn't covered in vomit I need another drink"

auntybug
10-31-2008, 08:58 PM
"If this isn't covered in vomit I need another drink"

:ROFL:

JoeEkaitis
10-31-2008, 09:06 PM
BEER


Is it just me or
is everyone on
the planet really
that attractive?