A Dark and Stormy Night, with a twist

Dale Emery

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Post some kinda twist on "It was a dark and stormy night." I have two that are phonological twists, but feel free to twist it any way that's fun.

My two:

It was a darkened store, midnight.

It was a stork and Normie Dwight.

Dale