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BenPanced
10-29-2008, 01:03 AM
Elvis Presley made $52,000,000 last year.

Charles Schulz made $33,000,000.

I'm in the wrong business.

Clair Dickson
10-29-2008, 01:08 AM
If I die, Hubby gets the $100k bounty life insurance.

MattW
10-29-2008, 01:13 AM
Tupac continues to release albums and singles...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-29-2008, 01:37 AM
They're called 'Working Stiffs'. ;)

dpaterso
10-29-2008, 01:47 AM
Good news, I can confirm that when Elvis passed through Prestwick Airport, Scotland on his way to Germany in 1960, he conceived me. My legal eagle lawyers, Ebeneezer, Furtive & McGrab, are drafting a long-lost-heir-claim upon the King's estate even as I type. Confidence levels are high.

-Derek

JoeEkaitis
10-29-2008, 02:07 AM
Rather like the way suicide turns a living hack into a misunderstood genius in death.