William Carlos Williams Is A Really Bad Roommate

*chuckle*

so much depends
on a poem satire
first thing in the
morning

or something like
that

Regarding the first poem on the page:

this is just to say
that by eating the soy ice cream
that was in
the ice box

and which he
expressly asked her
not to touch

she did him a huge favour, and possibly saved his life.

Just sayin'