1. Have a cup of coffee (not decaf)
check
2. Have a drink (nothing blended)
*pours iced tea*
3. Check your e-mail (for rejection and empty spam)
check
4. Write a chapter (yeah, we're supposed to write here)
*sighs* Oh, all right
5. Have another drink (shot)
*heh heh - pours bourbon and saves for later*
6. Call your mother (to talk - not names asshat)
umm ...
7. Walk around block (at least think about it)
You mean like ... exercise?
8. Prepare a "flounce" speech (then hit delete)
But flouncing means I want to go away.
9. Prepare a PM to RT asking for a self ban (then hit delete)
OK, I probably should, but I need to exercise self-control, right?
10. Have a mixed drink (top shelf)
*mixes Bombay martini, slides into fridge*
11. Search yahoo news to start a fight in P & CE (you've given up staying away)
*Hillary's secret love affair with alien half-breed looks tempting*
12. Have another drink & log in - you know there is no hope
*since by now it's cocktail hour, I toss back my shot, slurp my martini, and open a cabernet*