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Pagey's_Girl
10-16-2008, 05:44 PM
I got this idea from an email a friend sent me. Basically, you take the good news, like:
Your son is seeing someone new

Then the bad:
She's already married

Then the ugly:
She's your boss.

The person who breaks the ugly news gets to start the next one.

How about:
The Good: You got a promotion...

Deccydiva
10-16-2008, 06:16 PM
The Good: You got a promotion...
The Bad: It means moving to the other side of the world

Pthom
10-16-2008, 10:17 PM
The Good: You got a promotion...
The Bad: It means moving to the other side of the world
The Ugly: And you have to wear a tutu all day long.

The Good: You learned how to cook French haute cuisine.

Deccydiva
10-16-2008, 10:24 PM
The Good: You learned how to cook French haute cuisine
The bad: All your family hate it and rush out to
MacDonalds

DeleyanLee
10-16-2008, 10:25 PM
The Good: You learned how to cook French haute cuisine
The bad: All your family hate it and rush out to
MacDonalds
The Ugly: Your dog went with them.


The Good: Your book got published!

Pagey's_Girl
10-16-2008, 10:25 PM
The Good: Your book got published
The Bad: By PublishAmerica

StephanieFox
10-17-2008, 06:23 AM
The Good: Your book got published
The Bad: By PublishAmerica
The Ugly: Through their branch office in Nigeria



The Good: You're going to be on Dancing With the Stars

qwerty
10-17-2008, 09:45 AM
The Good: You're going to be on Dancing With the Stars
The bad: You must spend the next few weeks closeted with your partner.

Nymtoc
10-17-2008, 09:55 AM
The Good: You're going to be on Dancing With the Stars
The bad: You must spend the next few weeks closeted with your partner.
The ugly: Your partner hasn't bathed for six months.

:D

The Good: You are offered a role in a film starring Meryl Streep, Robert Redford, Angelina Jolie and Christian Bale.

Alphabeter
10-17-2008, 11:21 AM
The Good: You are offered a role in a film starring Meryl Streep, Robert Redford, Angelina Jolie and Christian Bale.
The Bad: The contract specifies you put $250,000.00 as "co-producer".

Popo Agie Flow
10-17-2008, 07:57 PM
The Good: You are offered a role in a film starring Meryl Streep, Robert Redford, Angelina Jolie and Christian Bale.
The Bad: The contract specifies you put $250,000.00 as "co-producer".
The Ugly: The day y.Your IRA account check cleared the DOW fell 11 percent, and the studio canceled the film.



The good: John McCain fired Palin and asked you to take her place.

StephanieFox
10-17-2008, 08:15 PM
The good: John McCain fired Palin and asked you to take her place.
The bad: You've been plumbing without a license.

MissKris
10-17-2008, 10:03 PM
The ugly: And that makes you more appealing to voters!

The good: Your mom wants to take you on an all-expenses paid cruise . . .

Nymtoc
10-17-2008, 10:40 PM
The good: Your mom wants to take you on an all-expenses paid cruise . .
The bad: She and her two best friends will be with you every minute.

:ROFL:

Pagey's_Girl
10-17-2008, 11:20 PM
The good: Your mom wants to take you on an all-expenses paid cruise . .
The bad: She and her two best friends will be with you every minute.

The Ugly: And they have a "nice boy" all picked out for you.

The Good: Your boss is on vacation

StephanieFox
10-18-2008, 09:55 AM
The Good: Your boss is on vacation
The Bad: You are self employed

P.H.Delarran
10-18-2008, 05:40 PM
The Good: Your boss is on vacation
The Bad: You are self employed
The Ugly: the IRS is auditing him


The Good: Your daughter will be High School Valedictorian

Popo Agie Flow
10-18-2008, 11:02 PM
The Good: Your daughter will be High School Valedictorian
The Bad: She had ADD and is hooked on meth
__________________

TsukiRyoko
10-18-2008, 11:26 PM
The ugly: She's still the best candidate in the whole school.

The good: You just got a brand new puppy

MissKris
10-18-2008, 11:45 PM
The good: You just got a brand new puppy.

The bad: It was through mail-order.

TsukiRyoko
10-18-2008, 11:48 PM
The ugly: it came about 3 weeks late.

The good: You just had your teeth cleaned at the dentist.

Nymtoc
10-19-2008, 12:02 AM
The good: You just had your teeth cleaned at the dentist.
The bad: The dentist was an impostor, with no professional training.

Popo Agie Flow
10-19-2008, 12:25 AM
The good: You just had your teeth cleaned at the dentist.
The bad: The dentist was an impostor, with no professional training.
The Ugly: Ah, san-i-flush, cleans your teeth without a brush.


The Good: Madonna just called and asked you to marry her.

Snowstorm
10-19-2008, 12:59 AM
The Good: Madonna just called and asked you to marry her.
The bad: You say yes but demand a prenup.

Nymtoc
10-19-2008, 07:50 AM
The Good: Madonna just called and asked you to marry her.
The bad: You say yes but demand a prenup.
The Ugly: She agrees to a prenup. If you divorce, everything you have belongs to her.

:D

The Good: Your great-uncle died and left you his 50-room mansion.

Popo Agie Flow
10-19-2008, 08:05 AM
The Good: Your great-uncle died and left you his 50-room mansion.
The Bad: You hate cleaning bathrooms.

kayg
10-19-2008, 09:47 AM
The Good: Your great-uncle died and left you his 50-room mansion.
The Bad: You hate cleaning bathrooms.
The Ugly: So did your great-uncle. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since he was a young adult.


The Good: You finally saved up enough money to buy the car you always wanted.

Nymtoc
10-19-2008, 03:35 PM
The Good: You finally saved up enough money to buy the car you always wanted.
The Bad: It gets five miles per gallon.

Deccydiva
10-19-2008, 03:54 PM
The Good: You finally saved up enough money to buy the car you always wanted.
The Bad: It gets five miles per gallon.
The Ugly: The Government has just slapped a punative tax on gas guzzlers and nobody will buy a car like that any more

The Good: You have passed your Masters degree which you sweated over for five years

Popo Agie Flow
10-19-2008, 04:25 PM
The Good: You have passed your Masters degree which you sweated over for five years
The Bad: It's in economics

Snowstorm
10-19-2008, 08:51 PM
The Good: You have passed your Masters degree which you sweated over for five years
The Bad: It's in economics
The ugly: Your only job offer is as the assistant to the night manager who handles the books at your local fast food restaurant.

The Good: It's election day! The interminable campaigning is over.

Popo Agie Flow
10-20-2008, 01:05 AM
The Good: It's election day! The interminable campaigning is over.
The Bad: "That One" didn't win.

Nymtoc
10-20-2008, 01:09 AM
The Good: It's election day! The interminable campaigning is over.
The Bad: "That One" didn't win.
The Ugly: Serious voting machine malfunctions were reported in all 50 states.

[This is supposed to be a funny thread, but this one really worries me!]

:(

The good: You have been selected as the first civilian to ride a rocket to the moon.

Deccydiva
10-20-2008, 02:22 AM
The good: You have been selected as the first civilian to ride a rocket to the moon
The bad: It's a one-way ticket

Snowstorm
10-20-2008, 03:09 AM
The good: You have been selected as the first civilian to ride a rocket to the moon
The bad: It's a one-way ticket
The ugly: It's on a Russian rocket and you have to ride outside.

The good: You got a flat-screen HD TV.

Popo Agie Flow
10-20-2008, 05:01 AM
The good: You got a flat-screen HD TV.
The Bad: Now you wish everyone used ProActive

dochas
10-20-2008, 06:56 PM
The good: You got a flat-screen HD TV.
The Bad: Now you wish everyone used ProActive
The Ugly: Your favorite hot actor, the one who used to star in your fantasies every night, apparently buys concealer by the truckload.



The Good: The boss is going to be out of the office on Friday.

Pagey's_Girl
10-20-2008, 07:01 PM
The Good: The boss is going to be out of the office on Friday.
The Bad: The CEO pop in for a surprise visit

Ms. Jem
10-20-2008, 07:36 PM
The ugly: he wanted to take you out to lunch to give you a pink slip in private.

The good: You've been named Writer of the Year on the heels of your first bestseller.

Ageless Stranger
10-20-2008, 08:02 PM
The good: You've been named Writer of the Year on the heels of your first bestseller.

The bad: You have to make a cash donation to receive your award.

Ms. Jem
10-20-2008, 09:28 PM
The good: You've been named Writer of the Year on the heels of your first bestseller.
The bad: You have to make a cash donation to receive your reward.
The ugly: You have no cash.

The good: But you do have friends with cash.

Nymtoc
10-20-2008, 10:08 PM
The good: But you do have friends with cash.
The bad: Because of the financial crisis, they are all pinching pennies and merely laugh when you ask for a loan.

Deccydiva
10-21-2008, 12:09 AM
The good: But you do have friends with cash.
The bad: Because of the financial crisis, they are all pinching pennies and merely laugh when you ask for a loan.
The Ugly: Same goes for your family.

The Good: You have been invited to appear on a top, late night TV chat show

Ms. Jem
10-21-2008, 12:45 AM
The good: You have been invited to appear on a top late night TV chat show.
The bad: The show is on location in Dubai.

mario_c
10-21-2008, 02:54 AM
The good: You have been invited to appear on a top late night TV chat show.
The bad: The show is on location in Dubai.
The ugly: You innocently ask if if the green room has a bar.

The Good: You asked that really hot, special someone out.

Nymtoc
10-21-2008, 03:53 AM
The Good: You asked that really hot, special someone out.
The Bad: That special someone says, "I'd love to, as long as I can bring my mother along."

Snowstorm
10-21-2008, 04:01 AM
The Good: You asked that really hot, special someone out.
The Bad: That special someone says, "I'd love to, as long as I can bring my mother along."
The Ugly: You're more attracted to the mother.

The Good: Your favorite movie is on TV tonight and you have nothing to do but watch it!

Ms. Jem
10-21-2008, 06:15 PM
The good: Your favorite movie is on TV tonight and you have nothing to do but watch it.
The bad: You are happy that you have nothing to do but watch it.

Nymtoc
10-21-2008, 07:18 PM
The good: Your favorite movie is on TV tonight and you have nothing to do but watch it.
The bad: You are happy that you have nothing to do but watch it.
The Ugly: The movie is Ed Wood's "Plan 9 From Outer Space."

:rolleyes:

The Good: You are walking your dog when you come across a wallet containing $1,000 and no ID of any kind.

HeronW
10-21-2008, 07:40 PM
The Good: You are walking your dog when you come across a wallet containing $1,000 and no ID of any kind.
the bad: it's a set up by the nasty neighbor watching you with a pumpaction and a telescope

Alpha Echo
10-21-2008, 07:43 PM
The Good: You are walking your dog when you come across a wallet containing $1,000 and no ID of any kind.
the bad: it's a set up by the nasty neighbor watching you with a pumpaction and a telescope
The Ugly: You're wearing heels and have no where to run.


The Good: Your anniversary is next week.

Snowstorm
10-21-2008, 08:46 PM
The Good: Your anniversary is next week.
The Bad: You can't remember the exact date.

dochas
10-21-2008, 10:40 PM
The Good: Your anniversary is next week.
The Bad: You can't remember the exact date.
The Ugly: Neither can your spouse.


The Good: You've started your holiday shopping already.

Alpha Echo
10-21-2008, 10:45 PM
The Good: You've started your holiday shopping already.
The Bad: You don't have much money to do the holiday shopping.
The Ugly: You decided to get yourself something with what little you have.



The Good: You got a full 8 hours of sleep last night.

Popo Agie Flow
10-21-2008, 10:46 PM
The Good: You got a full 8 hours of sleep last night.
The Bad: You were supposed to have worked the midshift.
__________________

Pagey's_Girl
10-21-2008, 10:50 PM
The Good: You got a full 8 hours of sleep last night.
The Bad: You were supposed to have worked the midshift.
The Ugly: All alone with that hottie from the department.

The Good: It just stopped raining

dochas
10-22-2008, 11:52 PM
The Good: It just stopped raining
The Bad: It's now sleeting instead

StephanieFox
10-23-2008, 12:05 AM
The Good: It just stopped raining
The Bad: It's now sleeting instead
The Ugly: It's midsummer




The Good: Dinner's ready

Pagey's_Girl
10-23-2008, 12:10 AM
The Good: Dinner's ready
The Bad: It's toad stroganoff

Snowstorm
10-23-2008, 01:15 AM
The Good: Dinner's ready
The Bad: It's toad stroganoff
The Ugly: After your little girl has proudly served you her first dinner, you find out
it really WAS toad stroganoff.

The Good: You finished painting the living room and it looks great!

Jenan Mac
10-23-2008, 07:01 AM
The Good: You finished painting the living room and it looks great!
The Bad: ...except in one corner, where the paint looks...well, lumpy.

Popo Agie Flow
10-23-2008, 07:36 AM
The Good: You finished painting the living room and it looks great!
The Bad: ...except in one corner, where the paint looks...well, lumpy.
The Ugly: He gets home and says, "Where's the cat? She usually meets me at the door."


The Good: New people just bought the house next door.

freddieismyqueen
10-23-2008, 02:20 PM
The Good: New people just bought the house next door.
The Bad: They're nudists.

dochas
10-23-2008, 04:51 PM
The Good: New people just bought the house next door.
The Bad: They're nudists.
The Ugly: They monitor their weight very carefully, once a month .... at the truck scales.


The Good: Tomorrow's Friday!

Ms. Jem
10-23-2008, 07:06 PM
The Good: Tomorrow's Friday!
The Bad: Your days off are Monday and Tuesday.

Rulato
10-24-2008, 07:22 AM
The Good: Tomorrow"s Friday?
The Bad: Your days off are Monday and Tuesday
The Ugly: You miss work on Friday and lose your job



The Good: You receive a letter saying you're a beneficiary to a $1,000,000 estate

Yeshanu
10-24-2008, 07:40 AM
The Good: You receive a letter saying you're a beneficiary to a $1,000,000 estate
The Bad: It's from someone you've never heard of in Nigeria.

Pthom
10-24-2008, 10:31 AM
The Good: You receive a letter saying you're a beneficiary to a $1,000,000 estate
The Bad: It's from someone you've never heard of in Nigeria.
The Ugly: Your wife, reading the letter over your shoulder, says: "Oh, him!" and runs from the room in tears.

The Good: Aliens land in your back yard and give you the secret to faster than light travel.

Popo Agie Flow
10-24-2008, 05:00 PM
The Good: Aliens land in your back yard and give you the secret to faster than light travel.
The Bad: You're a hermit and have nowhere to go

dochas
10-24-2008, 08:56 PM
The Good: Aliens land in your back yard and give you the secret to faster than light travel.
The Bad: You're a hermit and have nowhere to go
The Ugly: The aliens feel you're being ungrateful and decide to abduct you for their experiments instead.

Ms. Jem
10-24-2008, 09:02 PM
The Good: It's Payday!
The Bad: You have bills to pay :rant:

Pagey's_Girl
10-24-2008, 10:04 PM
The Good: It's Payday!
The Bad: You have bills to pay
The Ugly: Luigi and his "little friend" come around to collect.

The Good: You just won tickets to see your favorite band!

Popo Agie Flow
10-25-2008, 12:43 AM
The Good: You just won tickets to see your favorite band!
The Bad: Your favorite band is Lawrence Welk.

Ms. Jem
10-25-2008, 12:57 AM
The Good: You just won tickets to see your favorite band!
The Bad: Your favorite band is Lawrence Welk.
The Ugly: Your husband walks around in a white gabardine imitation of a Lawrence Welk suit and it turns you on.

The Good: Tonight you are going to your favorite Italian restaurant for Fettucine al Fredo!

dochas
10-25-2008, 06:16 AM
The Good: Tonight you are going to your favorite Italian restaurant for Fettucine al Fredo!
The Bad: They've just been closed by the Health Department.

Snowstorm
10-25-2008, 06:35 AM
The Good: Tonight you are going to your favorite Italian restaurant for Fettucine al Fredo!
The Bad: They've just been closed by the Health Department.
The Ugly: So that explains the diarrhea last week.

The Good: The cow moose and her calf are in the back yard!

Nymtoc
10-25-2008, 10:05 AM
The Good: The cow moose and her calf are in the back yard!
The Bad: Sarah Palin has picked up her rifle.

http://h1.ripway.com/chaud/MOOSE%20UH-OH%20250X187.jpg

Snowstorm
10-25-2008, 07:09 PM
The Good: The cow moose and her calf are in the back yard!
The Bad: Sarah Palin has picked up her rifle.
The Ugly: So has Dick Cheney.


The Good: Only ten days until election day! The madness will be over!

Nymtoc
10-25-2008, 07:33 PM
The Good: Only ten days until election day! The madness will be over!
The Bad: Election machine malfunctions will be reported in all 50 states.

Popo Agie Flow
10-25-2008, 07:44 PM
The Good: Only ten days until election day! The madness will be over!
The Bad: Election machine malfunctions will be reported in all 50 states.
The Ugly: None of the states finish counting ballots by Jan. 20, so George W. stays on


The Good: Aunt Gertrude just baked a fresh apple pie for you

Ms. Jem
10-25-2008, 08:20 PM
The Good: Aunt Gertrude just baked a fresh apple pie for you
The Bad: Aunt Bertie just did the same.
The Ugly: You are going to eat both of them all by yourself.

Nymtoc
10-27-2008, 11:16 AM
The Good: Mrs. Jem may remember that she was supposed to add a "Good" to her last post.

Ms. Jem
10-27-2008, 05:48 PM
The Good: Mrs. Jem may remember that she was supposed to add a "Good" to her last post.
The Bad: OMG! Sooooo sorry, no excuse but that it was Saturday night.
The Ugly: It was really Sunday night. She stayed out way too late and didn't make it to work on time Monday morning.

The Good: I now have an alarm clock!

dochas
10-27-2008, 07:46 PM
The Good: I now have an alarm clock!
The Bad: The power went out in the middle of the night, wiping out all your alarm settings.

Popo Agie Flow
10-28-2008, 04:12 AM
The Good: I now have an alarm clock!
The Bad: The power went out in the middle of the night, wiping out all your alarm settings.
The Ugly: Your boss has tired of your excuses. You're fired.


The Good: World Depression II has begun, giving us all a calmer, more relaxed world

Albedo
10-28-2008, 10:19 AM
The Good: World Depression II has begun, giving us all a calmer, more relaxed world
The Bad: The world will be calmer and more relaxed because we'll all be DEAD.

Ms. Jem
10-28-2008, 05:03 PM
The Good: World Depression II has begun, giving us all a calmer, more relaxed world
The Bad: The world will be calmer and more relaxed because we'll all be DEAD.
The Ugly: It happened to the dinosaurs, then we showed up. After us, the machines take over.

The Good: I love life!

dochas
10-28-2008, 05:25 PM
The Good: I love life!
The Bad: The doctor says you've got two months to live.

Ms. Jem
10-28-2008, 09:08 PM
The Good: I love life!
The Bad: The doctor says you've got two months to live.
The Ugly: A second opinion says you won't live till pay day.

The Good: I feel a song coming on

Nymtoc
10-28-2008, 11:33 PM
The Good: I feel a song coming on
The Bad: I can't carry a tune

Ms. Jem
10-29-2008, 05:59 PM
The Good: I feel a song coming on
The Bad: I can't carry a tune
The Ugly: Everybody else in your family can, in fact, they're The Osmond's.

The Good: It's almost Halloween!

Popo Agie Flow
10-29-2008, 08:28 PM
The Good: It's almost Halloween!
The Bad: You live across the street from a run-down, unkempt cemetery.

Nymtoc
10-30-2008, 12:59 AM
The Good: It's almost Halloween!
The Bad: You live across the street from a run-down, unkempt cemetery.
The Ugly: Remember "Night of the Living Dead?" It wasn't fiction.

:D

The Good: You get a letter from a publisher telling you they want to give you a $100,000 advance on your book.

Deccydiva
10-30-2008, 01:12 AM
The Good: You get a letter from a publisher telling you they want to give you a $100,000 advance on your book.
The Bad: You haven't written it yet

Snowstorm
10-30-2008, 02:11 AM
The Good: You get a letter from a publisher telling you they want to give you a $100,000 advance on your book.
The Bad: You haven't written it yet
The Ugly: You have a terminal case of writer's block.


The Good: It's a beautiful Fall day!

dochas
10-30-2008, 06:06 PM
The Good: It's a beautiful Fall day!
The Bad: You're in bed with a bad case of mono.

Ms. Jem
11-01-2008, 07:58 PM
The Good: It's a beautiful Fall day!
The Bad: You're in bed with a bad case of mono.
The Ugly: Your husband gave it to you.

The Good: It's Saturday, you have already voted. No more long lines for you!

Nymtoc
11-01-2008, 10:15 PM
The Good: It's Saturday, you have already voted. No more long lines for you!
The Bad: Thinking about that crazy voting machine, you realize you voted for the wrong person.

Popo Agie Flow
11-03-2008, 05:25 PM
The Good: It's Saturday, you have already voted. No more long lines for you!
The Bad: Thinking about that crazy voting machine, you realize you voted for the wrong person.
The Ugly: You break into the County building to change your vote. The cops arrive. You go to jail for trying to do the right thing.



The Good: You're leaving for a vacation to Korea in the morning.

Ms. Jem
11-03-2008, 06:04 PM
The Good: You're leaving for a vacation to Korea in the morning.
The Bad: You WANT to go. You're hooked on one of the country's popular religions; Buddhism with its belief in the Three Jewels.
The Ugly: You think the Three Jewels are emerald, diamond and sapphire.

The Good: You are a liberated woman.

dochas
11-03-2008, 08:57 PM
The Good: You are a liberated woman.
The Bad: You're married to the world's biggest chauvinist.

Ms. Jem
11-04-2008, 06:45 PM
The Good: You are a liberated woman.
The Bad: You're married to the world's biggest chauvinist.
The Ugly: Now you want a divorce, but you live in California, and HE'S asking for half.

The Good: You have a big shot attorney.

Snowstorm
11-11-2008, 04:38 AM
The Good: You have a big shot attorney.
The Bad: Who was just videotaped propositioning a hooker.

dochas
11-11-2008, 05:09 AM
The Good: You have a big shot attorney.
The Bad: Who was just videotaped propositioning a hooker.
The Ugly: Turns out the chauvinism was just an act to hide the transvestite hobby, and now you know how he could afford that flashy new car he came home with last week.


The Good: I have the day off tomorrow.

Nymtoc
11-11-2008, 07:09 AM
The Good: I have the day off tomorrow.
The Bad: My cousin Charlie and his wife will arrive from out of town and expect me to spend the day taking care of their ten kids.

Ms. Jem
11-11-2008, 07:11 PM
The Good: I have the day off tomorrow.
The Bad: My cousin Charlie and his wife will arrive from out of town and expect me to spend the day taking care of their ten kids.
The Ugly: My six kids will love the company.

The Good: I'm going to see the new Bond movie Quantum of Solace

Snowstorm
11-12-2008, 02:24 AM
The Good: I'm going to see the new Bond movie Quantum of Solace
The Bad: The only date you can get is with Creepy Eddie down the street.

Popo Agie Flow
11-12-2008, 04:36 AM
The Good: I'm going to see the new Bond movie Quantum of Solace
The Bad: The only date you can get is with Creepy Eddie down the street.
The Ugly: You're desperate so you go with him.


The Good: You won a trip to Alaska on Norwegian Cruise Lines.

dochas
11-12-2008, 11:46 PM
The Good: You won a trip to Alaska on Norwegian Cruise Lines.
The Bad: ....in January.

Ms. Jem
11-12-2008, 11:57 PM
The Good: You won a trip to Alaska on Norwegian Cruise Lines.
The Bad: ....in January.
The Ugly: Your host Sara Palin is waiting with her Moose Chili. It would be rude not to partake.

The Good: I'm going to be an airline pilot when I grow up

Popo Agie Flow
11-13-2008, 12:25 AM
The Good: I'm going to be an airline pilot when I grow up
The Bad: You're already more than 60, the airlines' retirement age.

Snowstorm
11-13-2008, 02:05 AM
The Good: I'm going to be an airline pilot when I grow up
The Bad: You're already more than 60, the airlines' retirement age.
The Ugly: You still want to fly so you decide to become a flight attendant instead but you don't fit into the uniforms.

The Good: Your little kitten is so sweet and cute!

polarqueen
11-13-2008, 02:27 AM
The Good: Your little kitten is so sweet and cute!
The Bad: It has rabies.

otterman
11-13-2008, 04:43 AM
The Good: Your little kitten is so sweet and cute!
The Bad: It has rabies.
The Ugly: At this moment, it's hanging from your ass by its needle-sharp teeth.

The Good: You've decided it's time for a change.

Ms. Jem
11-13-2008, 06:48 PM
The Good: You've decided it's time for a change.
The Bad: So has your husband.
The Ugly: So has your boyfriend.

The Good: I love beef stew!

dochas
11-14-2008, 09:08 PM
The Good: I love beef stew!
The Bad: Your cholesterol is through the roof and your doctor says you can no longer have red meat, in any form.

Ms. Jem
11-17-2008, 06:59 PM
The Good: I love beef stew!
The Bad: Your cholesterol is through the roof and your doctor says you can no longer have red meat, in any form.
The Ugly: You turn over a new leaf and now you really enjoy tofu stew.

The Good: Thanksgiving is just around the corner

Nymtoc
11-17-2008, 08:05 PM
The Good: Thanksgiving is just around the corner
The Bad: Your sister and her family are coming for dinner, and you can't stand your brother-in-law.

Deccydiva
11-17-2008, 08:13 PM
The Good: Thanksgiving is just around the corner
The Bad: Your sister and her family are coming for dinner, and you can't stand your brother-in-law.
The Ugly: He doesn't like turkey

Popo Agie Flow
11-17-2008, 08:21 PM
How 'bout a good, there, D-diva?

Deccydiva
11-17-2008, 10:36 PM
Sorry, my mind has gone to mush...

The Good: My new dog has won Best in Show

Ms. Jem
11-18-2008, 01:56 AM
The Good: My new dog has won Best in Show
The Bad: It has really gone to his head and he's decided to run for office.
The Ugly: He and his friends are on the way to the White House in the Million Dog March.

The Good: It's time to go home!

Deccydiva
11-18-2008, 02:22 AM
The Good: It's time to go home!
The Bad: Home is 4,000 miles away

Nymtoc
11-18-2008, 02:34 AM
The Good: It's time to go home!
The Bad: Home is 4,000 miles away
The Ugly: You're in Alaska, and to get home you have to get past dozens of hunters who think you're a moose.

:D

The Good: It's Christmas morning, and you're about to see what Santa brought!

Ms. Jem
11-18-2008, 06:46 PM
The Good: It's Christmas morning, and you're about to see what Santa brought!
The Bad: You were robbed last night, they even took the Christmas tree.
The Ugly: The thieves left a note under the now empty cookie plate you left on the mantle for Santa, 'See you next year!'

The Good: He went to Tiffany's!

dochas
11-19-2008, 12:55 AM
The Good: He went to Tiffany's!
The Bad: He took Tiffany out to dinner and a show, and then to that fancy new hotel in town.

MissKris
11-19-2008, 10:26 AM
The Ugly: Tiffany's your grandmother.

The Good: Hollywood called.

Nymtoc
11-19-2008, 05:51 PM
The Good: Hollywood called.
The Bad: It's Hollywood, Florida. Since you never paid for that speeding ticket last year, the city is filing charges against you.

Ms. Jem
11-19-2008, 07:38 PM
The Good: Hollywood called.
The Bad: It's Hollywood, Florida. Since you never paid for that speeding ticket last year, the city is filing charges against you.
The Ugly: Timbuktu called also, and they ain't coming to you. They want you in court.

The Good: I did something sinful, and no one knows, muwaaaah ha ha ha ha!

dochas
11-22-2008, 12:04 AM
The Good: I did something sinful, and no one knows, muwaaaah ha ha ha ha!
The Bad: .....yet. The video just went up on eBay.

otterman
11-22-2008, 03:54 AM
The Good: I did something sinful, and no one knows, muwaaaah ha ha ha ha!
The Bad: .....yet. The video just went up on eBay.
The Ugly: Your mother just placed a bid.


The Good: I decided to stop drinking.

Ms. Jem
11-22-2008, 09:06 PM
The Good: I decided to stop drinking.
The Bad: You belong to the Lush family.
The Ugly: Of course, on Thanksgiving there will be drinking and you can not partake.

The Good: Everyone loves my Autumn Leaves Carrot Cake!

Nymtoc
11-22-2008, 10:38 PM
The Good: Everyone loves my Autumn Leaves Carrot Cake!
The Bad: After dinner, it became clear that the carrots I used were teeming with salmonella.

Ms. Jem
11-24-2008, 07:10 PM
The Good: Everyone loves my Autumn Leaves Carrot Cake!
The Bad: After dinner, it became clear that the carrots I used were teeming with salmonella.
The Ugly: Since I got such a great deal on carrots at the grocer, I also made confetti for the Carrot Top salad, another favorite that disappeared fast.

The Good: It's not over until the fat lady sings.

Popo Agie Flow
11-25-2008, 02:02 AM
The Good: It's not over until the fat lady sings.
The Bad: The fat lady--Betty Cliche--is on the second verse.

Snowstorm
11-25-2008, 05:14 AM
The Good: It's not over until the fat lady sings.
The Bad: The fat lady--Betty Cliche--is on the second verse.
The Ugly: And she keeps poking you with her viking horn hat.

The Good: Monday night football is ready to start.

flyingtart
11-25-2008, 05:03 PM
The Good: Monday night football is ready to start.
The Bad: The TV is broken.

Ms. Jem
11-25-2008, 06:51 PM
The Good: Monday night football is ready to start.
The Bad: The TV is broken.
The Ugly: Your wife thinks this is a great time for you to bond with the kids.

The Good: The holidays make me think of mouth-watering dishes. I can't get them out of my mind.

Etola
11-25-2008, 08:54 PM
The Good: The holidays make me think of mouth-watering dishes. I can't get them out of my mind.
The Bad: You're in the middle of the desert.

flyingtart
11-25-2008, 09:07 PM
The Good: The holidays make me think of mouth-watering dishes. I can't get them out of my mind.
The Bad: You're in the middle of the desert.
The Ugly: Everyone's away for the holidays.


The Good: My son is getting married.

Snowstorm
11-25-2008, 10:14 PM
The Good: My son is getting married
The Bad: He and his bride want a nude wedding.

Nymtoc
11-26-2008, 09:07 AM
The Good: My son is getting married
The Bad: He and his bride want a nude wedding.
The Ugly: The cops raid the wedding and everyone (including you) goes to jail.

:ROFL:

The Good: Santa brings you a brand-new 60-inch flat-panel TV.

flyingtart
11-26-2008, 04:52 PM
The Good: Santa brings you a brand-new 60-inch flat-panel TV.
The Bad: I don't believe in Santa.

Ms. Jem
11-26-2008, 06:57 PM
The Good: Santa brings you a brand-new 60-inch flat-panel TV.
The Bad: I don't believe in Santa.
The Ugly: But Santa believes in you. He came down your chimney and you were waiting. He received buckshot in his keester just for delivering your gift.

The Good: Lot's of Grinches turn sweet as molasses around the holidays.

Snowstorm
11-26-2008, 09:41 PM
The Good: Lot's of Grinches turn sweet as molasses around the holidays
The Bad: You decide you're one of the Grinches.

Nymtoc
11-26-2008, 11:08 PM
The Good: Lot's of Grinches turn sweet as molasses around the holidays
The Bad: You decide you're one of the Grinches.
The Ugly: All the Grinches are featured on "America's Most Wanted," and immediately afterward there's a knock on your door.

:cool:

The Good: You can't finish your WIP, but one night two little elves come into your house and finish it for you.

flyingtart
11-26-2008, 11:17 PM
The Good: You can't finish your WIP, but one night two little elves come into your house and finish it for you.
The Bad: Unfortunately they are both dyslexic.

johnnycannuk
11-26-2008, 11:37 PM
The Ugly: PublishAmerica wants it anyway!


:D

The Good: While boxing up your summer clothes, you discover $100 bill in the pocket of your jean jacket.

DeleyanLee
11-26-2008, 11:43 PM
The Good: While boxing up your summer clothes, you discover $100 bill in the pocket of your jean jacket.
The Bad: It's Confederate money.

johnnycannuk
11-27-2008, 12:02 AM
The Ugly: A dry mummified hand is still holding onto it.

The Good: The most beautiful woman you have ever seen has moved into the house next door.

Albedo of Zero
11-27-2008, 06:23 AM
The Good: The most beautiful woman you have ever seen has moved into the house next door.
The bad: Your husband waters the lawn daily, even after a rain.

Nymtoc
11-27-2008, 06:47 AM
The Good: The most beautiful woman you have ever seen has moved into the house next door.
The bad: Your husband waters the lawn daily, even after a rain.
The Ugly: She has asked him to help her remodel her bedroom, and he's so good at that sort of thing that he's been working late on the project--very late--every night for the past three months.

:banana:

The Good: Your cute little nephew is coming to stay with you for the holidays.

johnnycannuk
11-27-2008, 09:18 PM
The Good: Your cute little nephew is coming to stay with you for the holidays.

The Bad: He's 6 and weighs 192 lbs.

dochas
11-28-2008, 12:24 AM
The Good: Your cute little nephew is coming to stay with you for the holidays.
The Bad: He's 6 and weighs 192 lbs.
The Ugly: He's allergic to turkey, wheat, and dairy, hates fruits and vegetables, and the only thing he'll eat lately is his mom's homemade gluten-free macaroni & soy cheese. She's emailing you the recipe.


The Good: No guests today and a husband who's working means I don't have to cook today.

Albedo of Zero
11-28-2008, 03:25 AM
The Good: No guests today and a husband who's working means I don't have to cook today.
The Ugly: The only thing to eat in your house is raw pork chops

flyingtart
11-28-2008, 01:56 PM
The Good: I've been accepted for astronaut training.

Ms. Jem
11-29-2008, 02:19 AM
The Good: I've been accepted for astronaut training.
The Bad: Due to recent events, training now includes a non-stop cross-country trek in diapers to be completed in the weekend of your choice.
The Ugly: Your husband has already packed your bags for the excursion, with a pat on the rump for good luck.

The Good: I'm not a liar, but I do tell a good story now and then :D

flyingtart
12-04-2008, 08:10 PM
The Good: I'm not a liar, but I do tell a good story now and then
The Bad: Of course, I could be lying...

Ms. Jem
12-05-2008, 10:12 PM
The Good: I'm not a liar, but I do tell a good story now and then
The Bad: Of course, I could be lying...
The Ugly: The truth is, I'm probably lying right now, but I can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth.

The Good: I'm finished planning my Christmas party!

DeleyanLee
12-05-2008, 10:13 PM
The Good: I'm finished planning my Christmas party!
The Bad: The guest list is longer than my budget allows.

Ms. Jem
12-07-2008, 12:00 AM
The Good: I'm finished planning my Christmas party!
The Bad: The guest list is longer than my budget allows.
The Ugly: My brother is bringing what he thinks is my favorite dish - cherry cheese fondue.

The Good: I'm trying to cut down on cherry cheese fondue

flyingtart
12-07-2008, 03:34 PM
The Good: I'm trying to cut down on cherry cheese fondue
The Bad: I'm down to 3 tons a week.

Ms. Jem
12-09-2008, 07:50 PM
The Good: I'm trying to cut down on cherry cheese fondue
The Bad: I'm down to 3 tons a week.
The Ugly: I also weigh 3 tons

The Good: We are halfway through the recession!

flyingtart
12-09-2008, 08:40 PM
The Good: We are halfway through the recession!
The Bad: The last half is always worst.

Ms. Jem
12-11-2008, 06:33 PM
The Good: We are halfway through the recession!
The Bad: The last half is always worst.
The Ugly: This will be the worst Christmas for most retailers.

The Good: The state of Illinois is having a garage sale!

Snowstorm
12-16-2008, 07:06 AM
The Good: The state of Illinois is having a garage sale!
The Bad: Gov. Blagojevich wants a million dollars for his desk.

Ms. Jem
12-19-2008, 08:35 PM
The Good: The state of Illinois is having a garage sale!
The Bad: Gov. Blagojevich wants a million dollars for his desk.
The Ugly: The Nanny put a down payment on the desk and Blundervich's seat, just in case Caroline wins in New York.

The Good: Vacation is coming and I'm ready!

flyingtart
12-19-2008, 09:56 PM
The Good: Vacation is coming and I'm ready!
The Bad: Ready to catch the flu.

flyingtart
12-21-2008, 04:25 PM
The Good: Vacation is coming and I'm ready!
The Bad: Ready to catch the flu.
The Ugly: And all the cold medicines have sold out.


The Good: Christmas is so much fun!

smoothseas
12-21-2008, 06:32 PM
The Good: Christmas is so much fun!
The Bad: I have to deep-clean my house before hosting dinner.

Snowstorm
12-22-2008, 01:30 AM
The Good: Christmas is so much fun!
The Bad: I have to deep-clean my house before hosting dinner.
The Ugly: So I have a clean house when my brother brings his six kids, all under the age of eight, and my sister's four little drooley dogs to enjoy.

The Good: Spending time with family, even if they're rowdy and a bit nuts.

Nymtoc
12-22-2008, 11:50 AM
The Good: Spending time with family, even if they're rowdy and a bit nuts.
The Bad: Being forced to listen to Cousin Charlie impersonate Elvis again.

Ms. Jem
12-23-2008, 02:49 AM
The Good: Spending time with family, even if they're rowdy and a bit nuts.
The Bad: Being forced to listen to Cousin Charlie impersonate Elvis again.
The Ugly: While Grandma puts on her gold-fringed mini and Tina Turner wig and starts sliding across the dining room table singing "Rollin',rollin', rollin' on the river..." - without her dentures.

The Good: It's only one day out the year, I should be able to handle the brood.

Snowstorm
01-07-2009, 08:54 AM
The Good: It's only one day out the year, I should be able to handle the brood.
The Bad: It's snowing hard and the road's closed.

Ms. Jem
01-11-2009, 04:56 AM
The Good: It's only one day out the year, I should be able to handle the brood.
The Bad: It's snowing hard and the road's closed.
The Ugly: The brood has to stay the night cuz they can't get home.

The Good: It's all good!

Wayne K
01-12-2009, 07:25 PM
The Good: It's all good!

The bad: It also all bad.

Chicken Spittle
01-15-2009, 06:32 AM
The Good: It's all good!

The Bad: It's also all bad.

The Ugly: "It" is your novel.




The Good: You were awarded "Employee of the Month."

Nymtoc
01-15-2009, 06:13 PM
The Good: You were awarded "Employee of the Month."
The Bad: You received the award on your last day on the job, since the company is downsizing.

Ms. Jem
01-17-2009, 12:40 AM
The Good: You were awarded "Employee of the Month."
The Bad: You received the award on your last day on the job, since the company is downsizing.
The Ugly: Now you won't be an Employee for at least a month.


The Good: Unemployment presents the opportunity to contemplate your future.

Wayne K
01-19-2009, 07:27 PM
The Good: Unemployment presents the opportunity to contemplate your future

The bad: Your future is looking bleak.

smoothseas
01-19-2009, 11:01 PM
The Good: Unemployment presents the opportunity to contemplate your future

The bad: Your future is looking bleak.

The Ugly: You're about to become a homeless statistic.

Chicken Spittle
01-20-2009, 09:34 AM
To re-start...

The good: I am NOT morbidly obese!

Ms. Jem
01-20-2009, 08:38 PM
The good: I am NOT morbidly obese!
The bad: You are what my brother would call 'a healthy gal.'

Chicken Spittle
01-26-2009, 06:59 AM
The good: I am NOT morbidly obese!
The bad: You are what my brother would call 'a healthy gal.'
The ugly: Ironically, I have leprosy.


The good: Hamburger Helper just put out a delicious new flavor called Beef Wellington.

Nymtoc
01-26-2009, 10:00 AM
The good: Hamburger Helper just put out a delicious new flavor called Beef Wellington.

The Bad: It is made in China, where various foods have recently been contaminated with deadly melamine.

Deccydiva
01-26-2009, 01:38 PM
The good: Hamburger Helper just put out a delicious new flavor called Beef Wellington.

The Bad: It is made in China, where various foods have recently been contaminated with deadly melamine.

The Ugly: You have won a year's supply of Hamburger Helper in the new flavour.

The Good: The sun is out today

Wayne K
01-26-2009, 10:54 PM
The Good: The sun is out today

The bad: Tomorrow is not far away.

Ms. Jem
01-29-2009, 06:07 AM
The Good: The sun is out today
The bad: Tomorrow is not far away.
The Ugly: Tomorrow will soon be yesterday

The Good: January is almost done.

flyingtart
01-29-2009, 04:37 PM
The Good: January is almost done.
The Bad: February will be worse.

AshNova
01-29-2009, 05:19 PM
The Good: January is almost done.
The Bad: February will be worse.
The Ugly:You won't be alive in March.

The Good: You've finally become famous.

flyingtart
01-29-2009, 06:02 PM
The Good: You've finally become famous.
The Bad: For all the wrong reasons.

Ms. Jem
01-29-2009, 10:39 PM
The Good: You've finally become famous.
The Bad: For all the wrong reasons.
The Ugly: You are Rob Blagoyovich

The Good: I am not running for office!

Wayne K
01-29-2009, 11:54 PM
The Good: I am not running for office!

The bad: You win because of a huge write in vote.

AshNova
01-30-2009, 05:56 AM
The Good: I am not running for office!
The bad: You win because of a huge write in vote.
The Ugly: The people are not satisfied with your impeachment and decide to decapitate you.

The Good: You finally thought of that billion dollars idea.

Nymtoc
01-30-2009, 09:37 AM
The Good: You finally thought of that billion dollars idea.
The Bad: It is a Ponzi scheme.

Ms. Jem
02-02-2009, 05:38 AM
The Good: You finally thought of that billion dollars idea.
The Bad: It is a Ponzi scheme.
The Ugly: You have no idea what a Ponzi scheme is, but your new friends the Gamibini's are going to explain it to ya. Capisce?


The Good: The recession should bring back family values.

Wayne K
02-02-2009, 07:25 AM
The Good: The recession should bring back family values.
The bad: It's my family's values

Nymtoc
02-02-2009, 07:31 AM
The Good: The recession should bring back family values.
The bad: It's my family's values.
The Ugly: Grandma is a hit woman.

:eek:

The Good: You see a shooting star.
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Wayne K
02-02-2009, 08:51 AM
The Good: You see a shooting star.

The bad: It's a rap star

AshNova
02-02-2009, 04:33 PM
The Good: You see a shooting star.
The bad: It's a rap star
The Ugly: It's a rap star who has crappy rap lyrics regarding your dentures.

Ms. Jem
02-02-2009, 10:30 PM
The Good: I have just started the Hugh Jackman Fan Club!

AshNova
02-03-2009, 07:48 AM
The Good: I have just started the Hugh Jackman Fan Club!

The Bad : Besides you,no one in your club knows who Hugh Jackman is.

Nymtoc
02-04-2009, 09:00 PM
The Good: I have just started the Hugh Jackman Fan Club!
The Bad : Besides you,no one in your club knows who Hugh Jackman is.
The Ugly: Because of sloppy work on your website, people think it's a Hugh Hefner Fan Club, and you are deluged with bimbos to the point where you are forced to close the club.

:D

The Good: You find a beautifully-wrapped package on your doorstep.

Snowstorm
02-04-2009, 10:47 PM
The Good: You find a beautifully-wrapped package on your doorstep.
The Bad: A cry emits from the package.

calieber
02-05-2009, 12:17 AM
The Good: You find a beautifully-wrapped package on your doorstep.
The Bad: A cry emits from the package.

The Ugly: Children's Services is right next door.

The Good: You got a grant to write a book

Ms. Jem
02-05-2009, 01:47 AM
The Good: You got a grant to write a book
The Bad: It's one of those grants they advertise in spam mail, the kind that asks you for $39.99 so they can send you your 'Get Started Packet.'
The Ugly: You give them your credit card info. Soon others are 'Getting Started' with your Visa.

The Good: It's yoga day!

Nymtoc
02-07-2009, 01:24 PM
The Good: It's yoga day!
The Bad: You woke up with your back out of joint and have to stay in bed all day.

Ms. Jem
02-08-2009, 01:48 AM
The Good: It's yoga day!
The Bad: You woke up with your back out of joint and have to stay in bed all day.
The Ugly: All the prime time channels are showing Yoga and you can't participate. :rant:



The Good: Digital T.V. is coming soon to a home near you!

xoChickieGirlox
02-26-2009, 10:58 PM
The Good: Digital T.V. is coming soon to home near you.
The Bad: Unfortunately, the home it's coming to is not yours.

jubileerocker
02-27-2009, 07:49 AM
THE GOOD: A new movie just came out with your name on it
THE BAD: The movie flops
THE UGLY: Your name was on it because you were the producer

kdnxdr
02-27-2009, 08:04 AM
The Ugly: There are no more converter boxes to be bought and they aren't producing anymore. You barely make enough money to live on.written in response to the digital tv previously posted

The Good: You get a new job.

Nymtoc
02-27-2009, 07:30 PM
The Good: You get a new job.
The Bad: Your new employer goes bankrupt.

DeleyanLee
02-27-2009, 07:32 PM
The Ugly: You're expecting sextoplets next month

The Good: You've won free gas for life.

dgrintalis
02-27-2009, 07:59 PM
The Good: You've won free gas for life.

The Bad: Your car has terminal engine failure and you can't afford a new one.

Ms. Jem
02-27-2009, 11:00 PM
The Good: You've won free gas for life.
The Bad: Your car has terminal engine failure and you can't afford a new one.
The Ugly: Your job requires a car and now you can't go to work. But you're not completely stuck, you can walk to the Unemployment office.


The Good: Kid's are people, too!

dgrintalis
02-27-2009, 11:08 PM
The Good: Kids are people, too!
The Bad: They have taken over the world.

Terri
02-27-2009, 11:13 PM
The Good: Kids are people, too!
The Bad: They have taken over the world.
The ugly: All adults are being burned at the stake.

The Good: Your boyfriend is dead sexy.

dgrintalis
02-27-2009, 11:15 PM
The Good: Your boyfriend is dead sexy.
The Bad: He just dumped you for the blonde next door.

xoChickieGirlox
02-28-2009, 01:11 AM
The Good: Your boyfriend is dead sexy
The Bad: He just dumped you for the blonde next door.
The Ugly: The blonde is your math teacher

The Good: You just got the most AMAZING haircut!

Ms. Jem
03-02-2009, 10:57 PM
The Good: You just got the most AMAZING haircut!
The Bad: Your Mohawk makes you a hit with natives in the Amazon and they're preparing a big ceremony in your honor.

dgrintalis
03-02-2009, 11:07 PM
The Good: You just got the most AMAZING haircut!
The Bad: Your Mohawk makes you a hit with natives in the Amazon and they're preparing a big ceremony in your honor.
The Ugly: The natives are cannibals and you will be eaten at the end of the ceremony.

The Good: Your spouse just brought home a puppy.

DeleyanLee
03-02-2009, 11:32 PM
The Good: Your spouse just brought home a puppy.
The Bad: At 3 months, the puppy is already the size of a horse.

Nymtoc
03-02-2009, 11:40 PM
The Good: Your spouse just brought home a puppy.
The Bad: At 3 months, the puppy is already the size of a horse.
The Ugly: That's no puppy, it's an Appaloosa.

:hat:

The Good: You find a penny in the street.

DeleyanLee
03-02-2009, 11:58 PM
The Good: You find a penny in the street.
The Bad: The mint date is 2804.

kdnxdr
03-03-2009, 03:28 AM
The Good: You find a penny in the street.
The Bad: The mint date is 2804.

The Ugly: You look up just as the truck hits you.



The Good: Gas only costs $1.79 a gallon.

dancingandflying
03-03-2009, 03:36 AM
The Good: Gas only costs $1.79 a gallon.
The Bad: Your truck gets 7 gallons per mile.

DeleyanLee
03-03-2009, 04:31 AM
The Good: Gas only costs $1.79 a gallon.
The Bad: Your truck gets 7 gallons per mile.
The Ugly: Your neighbors syphon off your tank every night.

The Good: You won the dream cruise of a lifetime.

WittyWordsmith
03-03-2009, 05:53 AM
The Good: You won the dream cruise of a lifetime.
The Bad: To the Arctic

Nymtoc
03-03-2009, 06:26 AM
The Good: You won the dream cruise of a lifetime.
The Bad: To the Arctic
The Ugly: On a ship built to the exact specifications of the Titanic.

:eek:

The Good: You have been invited to the White House

Joycecwilliams
03-03-2009, 06:48 AM
The Good: You met someone who is the love of your life.
The Bad: You discover she is your first cousin.

Goodchild
03-03-2009, 03:26 PM
The Good: You met someone who is the love of your life.
The Bad: You discover she is your first cousin.
The Ugly: But you're still attracted to her haha

I'll use Nmytoc's so he still gets a go :) ->

The Good: You have been invited to the White House

Ms. Jem
03-03-2009, 11:32 PM
The Good: You have been invited to the White House
The Bad: Rush Limbaugh has volunteered to drive you to the White House.

Nymtoc
03-03-2009, 11:45 PM
The Good: You have been invited to the White House
The Bad: Rush Limbaugh has volunteered to drive you to the White House.
The Ugly: Your escort for the event is Dick Cheney.

:eek:

The Good: Your neighbor brings you a beautifully decorated cake.

archerjoe
03-03-2009, 11:52 PM
The Good: Your neighbor brings you a beautifully decorated cake.
The Bad: It's the first cake your neighbor ever made

DeleyanLee
03-04-2009, 12:01 AM
The Good: Your neighbor brings you a beautifully decorated cake.
The Bad: It's the first cake your neighbor ever made
The Ugly: It's from a recipe created by Hannibal Lector


The Good: You're the new Sexiest Person Alive!

archerjoe
03-04-2009, 04:38 AM
The Good: You're the new Sexiest Person Alive!
The Bad: And now you've just completed a secret gender change operation

Nymtoc
03-04-2009, 04:57 AM
The Good: You're the new Sexiest Person Alive!
The Bad: And now you've just completed a secret gender change operation.
The Ugly: You realize you hate your new gender, but there's no way back.

:e2stooges:

The Good: Your swimsuit design has won first prize.

archerjoe
03-04-2009, 10:17 PM
The Good: Your swimsuit design has won first prize.
The Bad: You have an exclusive contract for the next Survivor series

Ms. Jem
03-05-2009, 12:02 AM
The Good: Your swimsuit design has won first prize.
The Bad: You have an exclusive contract for the next Survivor series
The Ugly: Your Mansuit goes hand in hand with the deal. They want you to wear it on the nationally televised Survivor. Don't forget to shave.

The Good: Dancing with the Stars is on next week!

archerjoe
03-05-2009, 04:49 AM
The Good: Dancing with the Stars is on next week!
The Bad: They're running out of minor celebrities

Mharvey
03-05-2009, 06:58 AM
The Good: Dancing with the Stars is on next week!
The Bad: They're running out of minor celebrities

The Ugly: And Jason Taylor's post Dancing career is not all that inspiring. :)

The Good: I've just purchased a brand, spankin new car!

jubileerocker
03-06-2009, 06:18 PM
The bad: The car has bad gas milage.
The Ugly: Your credit card is denied

xoChickieGirlox
03-07-2009, 04:46 AM
The Good- Your boyfriend just proposed to you

archerjoe
03-07-2009, 06:08 AM
The Good- Your boyfriend just proposed to you
The Bad - Over the phone from the county jail

Kaiser-Kun
03-07-2009, 06:09 AM
The Good- Your boyfriend just proposed to you
The Bad - Over the phone from the county jail
The Ugly - He's charged with pedophilia


The Good - There's a puppy in the road.

Ms. Jem
03-10-2009, 06:17 AM
The Good: There's a puppy in the road.
The Bad: He's a cute little thing.
The Ugly: The driver of a passing car admires him and doesn't see you with your thumb stuck out. Now you have to walk the thirty miles to town.

The Good: Spring is almost here!

archerjoe
03-10-2009, 06:59 AM
The Good: Spring is almost here!
The Bad: Mother Nature isn't in a good mood

dochas
03-10-2009, 09:30 PM
The Good: Spring is almost here!
The Bad: Mother Nature isn't in a good mood
The Ugly: The water damage from the burst pipes from Mother Nature's last tantrum made your house uninhabitable for at least a month, so you're living in a trailer in your backyard. Hope the roots of all those trees hold tight.


The Good: I finally got around to getting all my doctor's appointments scheduled.

DeleyanLee
03-10-2009, 09:53 PM
The Good: I finally got around to getting all my doctor's appointments scheduled.
The Bad: I've got ten minutes to get there.

cptwentworth
03-11-2009, 08:01 AM
The Good: I finally got around to getting all my doctor's appointments scheduled.
The Bad: I've got ten minutes to get there.
The Ugly: Diarrhea hits just before you're about to walk out the door

The Good: You've finally cleaned out your desk you've been meaning to do for months.