The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

The Good: You are walking your dog when you come across a wallet containing $1,000 and no ID of any kind.
the bad: it's a set up by the nasty neighbor watching you with a pumpaction and a telescope
The Ugly: You're wearing heels and have no where to run.


The Good: Your anniversary is next week.

The Good: Your anniversary is next week.
The Bad: You can't remember the exact date.

The Good: Your anniversary is next week.
The Bad: You can't remember the exact date.
The Ugly: Neither can your spouse.


The Good: You've started your holiday shopping already.

The Good: You've started your holiday shopping already.
The Bad: You don't have much money to do the holiday shopping.
The Ugly: You decided to get yourself something with what little you have.



The Good: You got a full 8 hours of sleep last night.

The Good: You got a full 8 hours of sleep last night.
The Bad: You were supposed to have worked the midshift.
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The Good: It just stopped raining
The Bad: It's now sleeting instead

The Good: It just stopped raining
The Bad: It's now sleeting instead
The Ugly: It's midsummer




The Good: Dinner's ready

The Good: Dinner's ready
The Bad: It's toad stroganoff
The Ugly: After your little girl has proudly served you her first dinner, you find out
it really WAS toad stroganoff.

The Good: You finished painting the living room and it looks great!

The Good: You finished painting the living room and it looks great!
The Bad: ...except in one corner, where the paint looks...well, lumpy.

The Good: You finished painting the living room and it looks great!
The Bad: ...except in one corner, where the paint looks...well, lumpy.
The Ugly: He gets home and says, "Where's the cat? She usually meets me at the door."


The Good: New people just bought the house next door.

The Good: New people just bought the house next door.
The Bad: They're nudists.

The Good: New people just bought the house next door.
The Bad: They're nudists.
The Ugly: They monitor their weight very carefully, once a month .... at the truck scales.


The Good: Tomorrow's Friday!

The Good: Tomorrow's Friday!
The Bad: Your days off are Monday and Tuesday.

The Good: Tomorrow"s Friday?
The Bad: Your days off are Monday and Tuesday
The Ugly: You miss work on Friday and lose your job



The Good: You receive a letter saying you're a beneficiary to a $1,000,000 estate

The Good: You receive a letter saying you're a beneficiary to a $1,000,000 estate
The Bad: It's from someone you've never heard of in Nigeria.

The Good: You receive a letter saying you're a beneficiary to a $1,000,000 estate
The Bad: It's from someone you've never heard of in Nigeria.
The Ugly: Your wife, reading the letter over your shoulder, says: "Oh, him!" and runs from the room in tears.

The Good: Aliens land in your back yard and give you the secret to faster than light travel.

The Good: Aliens land in your back yard and give you the secret to faster than light travel.
The Bad: You're a hermit and have nowhere to go

The Good: Aliens land in your back yard and give you the secret to faster than light travel.
The Bad: You're a hermit and have nowhere to go
The Ugly: The aliens feel you're being ungrateful and decide to abduct you for their experiments instead.

The Good: It's Payday!
The Bad: You have bills to pay

The Good: You just won tickets to see your favorite band!
The Bad: Your favorite band is Lawrence Welk.

The Good: You just won tickets to see your favorite band!
The Bad: Your favorite band is Lawrence Welk.
The Ugly: Your husband walks around in a white gabardine imitation of a Lawrence Welk suit and it turns you on.

The Good: Tonight you are going to your favorite Italian restaurant for Fettucine al Fredo!

The Good: Tonight you are going to your favorite Italian restaurant for Fettucine al Fredo!
The Bad: They've just been closed by the Health Department.