The Good, the Bad - And the Ugly

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The Good: My boss is out of town for a week.
The Bad: Everyone expects you to do your boss' job.
 

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The Good: My boss is out of town for a week.
The Bad: Everyone expects you to do your boss' job.
The Ugly: Your boss is a brain surgeon (and you're not).

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The Good: An exotic-looking new plant just bloomed in your garden.
 

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The Good: An exotic-looking new plant just bloomed in your garden.
The Bad: It looks like that plant from Little Shop of Horrors.
 

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The Good: An exotic-looking new plant just bloomed in your garden.
The Bad: It looks like that plant from Little Shop of Horrors.
The Ugly: The neighborhood is eerily quiet and you discover the plant has eaten your neighbor's barking dog.

The Good: All is quiet on the western front!
 

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The Good: All is quiet on the western front!
The Bad: There is ominous activity in the east.
 

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The Good: All is quiet on the western front!
The Bad: There is ominous activity in the east.
The Ugly: The western radar sites were discovered to be sabotaged.


The Good: You survived April Fools Day
 

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The Good: You survived April Fool's Day
The Bad: You're on your way home to a family of pranksters
 

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The Good: You survived April Fool's Day
The Bad: You're on your way home to a family of pranksters
The Ugly: You got them really good last year and they've been planning your payback ever since.

The Good: It's Spring Break!
 

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The Bad: You have a week off to recover from your appendectomy.
 

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The Good: It's Spring Break!
The Bad: You have a week off to recover from your appendectomy.
The Ugly: There was nothing wrong with your appendix--the doctor operated on the wrong patient.

The Good: You have been named to the all-star team
 

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The Good: You have been named to the all-star team
The Bad: Because the best players developed food poisoning and can't play.
 

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The Good: You have been named to the all-star team
The Bad: Because the best players developed food poisoning and can't play.
The Ugly: To celebrate, you order room service and have the same meal as your teammates. Now you're down with food posioning.

The Good: My Canucks are in the Playoffs!
 

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The Good: My Canucks are in the Playoffs!
The Bad: You can't afford to go to any of the games.
 

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The Bad: You can't afford to go to any of the games.
The Ugly: Your local TV channels decide to air re-runs of "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader"

The Good: Spring is here
 

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The Good: Your car finally started!
The Bad: It only runs in reverse.
The Ugly: You backed into your spot in the parking ramp.

The Good: Spring is here
 

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The Good: Spring is here
The Bad: The spring rains reveals all the leaks in your roof
 

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The Good: Spring is here
The Bad: The spring rains reveals all the leaks in your roof
The Ugly: Which would be okay if the water just ran onto the concrete floor, but your new light fixture redirects the water stream onto your new flatscreen TV.

The Good: Surgery to correct a herniated disc is next week. Yippee, no more pain!
 

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The Good: Surgery to correct a herniated disc is next week. Yippee, no more pain!
The Bad: The surgeon's malpractice insurance is expired.
 

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The Good: Surgery to correct a herniated disc is next week. Yippee, no more pain!
The Bad: The surgeon's malpractice insurance is expired.
The Ugly: No insurance, no practice. Better find another surgeon.


The Good: What's mine, is yours.
 

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The Bad: You have nothing worth having.
The Ugly: "Nothing worth having" are stock options you purchased that now aren't worth the paper they're printed on yet you owe a small fortune to the I.R.S.

The Good: The new hottie at work agreed to go out with you
 

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The Good: The new hottie at work agreed to go out with you
The Bad: He only asked you out to get to your sister