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James81
10-12-2008, 06:52 PM
http://statu.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/bee-movie-1.jpg

Yup, I've finally found her. My search is over.

Maryn
10-12-2008, 07:38 PM
You must mean me... I'm actually alive and all.

Williebee
10-12-2008, 07:43 PM
You're in love with a bee?

rhymegirl
10-12-2008, 07:46 PM
Usually Bravo or Billythrilly starts a thread like this and posts a pic of some perfect-looking female celebrity.

But an animated woman is a change of pace.

ChaosTitan
10-12-2008, 07:47 PM
You're in love with a bee?

To each his own....

wyntermoon
10-12-2008, 11:57 PM
Hey buddy, we don't judge. You and your bee are always welcome here.

By the way, he's bee-utiful. :D

Williebee
10-13-2008, 12:04 AM
Hey buddy, we don't judge. You and your bee are always welcome here.

By the way, he's bee-utiful.

The bee is a "he"? oh... OOOOHHHH!!!

:)

Yeshanu
10-13-2008, 12:36 AM
I think he's talking about the bee's friend. And yeah, she was all right. (Loved the movie--it's definitely worth a look-see.)

C A Winters
10-13-2008, 12:42 AM
:cry:I was so hoping I would be more appealing than animation.

dpaterso
10-13-2008, 02:13 AM
Shh! For pity's sake don't tell him "she" isn't real!

-Derek

wyntermoon
10-13-2008, 02:17 AM
The bee is a "he"? oh... OOOOHHHH!!!

:)

Kind of puts a whole new spin on things, don't it?

wyntermoon
10-13-2008, 02:19 AM
Oh for pete's sake, I just realized the OP was talking about ME!

"In this thread you will find the perfect female..."

You're too kind but she looks nothing like me. And I have a pulse.

vixey
10-13-2008, 02:19 AM
So, James, why is this particular female, bee or otherwise, perfect?

Bayou Bill
10-13-2008, 02:24 AM
Stinging comments about one honey of a dame.

Bayou Bill :cool:

willfulone
10-13-2008, 02:30 AM
The bee is the dude - Jerry Seinfield - so he means the gal up there. I did not see the movie. She maybe is perfect in some way/shape/form in the movie - besides just her looks.

Well, good luck to you James. I hope you have a wonderful life together and that your children carry her good looks and your.....um....unique brand of humor.

Christine

C A Winters
10-13-2008, 02:46 AM
Shh! For pity's sake don't tell him "she" isn't real!

-Derek

Umm...so sorry, my bad!

James81
10-13-2008, 06:15 AM
So, James, why is this particular female, bee or otherwise, perfect?

I'm glad you asked.

Not only is she the most beautiful creature I've ever laid eyes on (those EYES!), but she is smart, funny, has a good heart (she wouldn't harm a bee!), and is a little dorky.

vixey
10-13-2008, 06:19 AM
Dorkiness is good. She seems to be a nice choice in an animated sort of way. :tongue

James81
10-13-2008, 06:28 AM
Dorkiness is good. She seems to be a nice choice in an animated sort of way. :tongue

How many nights have I spent lying awake wishing I was that bee.

C.bronco
10-13-2008, 06:29 AM
James! I'm embarrassed and flattered that you made a thread about me. Thanks! :D

willfulone
10-13-2008, 06:45 AM
I'm glad you asked.

Not only is she the most beautiful creature I've ever laid eyes on (those EYES!), but she is smart, funny, has a good heart (she wouldn't harm a bee!), and is a little dorky.

You DO realize there are REAL lasses that possess the same? Sure you do.

I have a beeeutiful niece fer ya dude. Although, she is not a brunette. She is a blonde/blue eyed beauty. Modelish - did model once, but now is graduating 1st in her class from ITT (next weekend in fact) with some sort of computer degree. 24, funny as her auntie, nice as I am. And she has a heart that is true blue and very kind. Um, but, she IS my favorite niece. Maybe I should think on this. You are a nice fella and all, but well....she is kin.

Bravo
10-13-2008, 06:58 AM
poor james. :(

James81
10-13-2008, 07:15 AM
You DO realize there are REAL lasses that possess the same? Sure you do.

I have a beeeutiful niece fer ya dude. Although, she is not a brunette. She is a blonde/blue eyed beauty. Modelish - did model once, but now is graduating 1st in her class from ITT (next weekend in fact) with some sort of computer degree. 24, funny as her auntie, nice as I am. And she has a heart that is true blue and very kind. Um, but, she IS my favorite niece. Maybe I should think on this. You are a nice fella and all, but well....she is kin.

BUT CAN SHE FLY AN AIRPLANE?

Bravo
10-13-2008, 07:23 AM
worst. hottest. female. thread. ever.

James81
10-13-2008, 07:36 AM
worst. hottest. female. thread. ever.

:roll:

Bravo
10-13-2008, 07:39 AM
but maybe the willfulone will post some pix of her niece...

James81
10-13-2008, 07:44 AM
but maybe the willfulone will post some pix of her niece...

Werd.

I mean, let's start with the basics here willfulone.

willfulone
10-13-2008, 07:49 AM
BUT CAN SHE FLY AN AIRPLANE?

Alas no. But, she has the aptitude to learn for sure. She got my brains - skipped my sister's lack there on that one. She could learn. Cannot be too hard.

willfulone
10-13-2008, 08:00 AM
I cannot post a photo or I would have an avatar up. I also do not have her on my photo thingy here that Kodak port thingy. But, I suppose I can get something to scan tomorrow (I do not have a scanner here). I can put one up then. If someone can walk me through such. For, I am computer lame. Got me some brains, actually a ton of those, but not on computer stuff. I save my brain matter for things I enjoy learning about. Computers is way down on the list.

She will not be like those Bravo posts in their airbrushed states. She is a beauty but natural. But, opinions do vary. I must get her permission too. Or at least her permission to post for a while.

Wait! My space. Let me see if she is there. I know how to link up anyway. What kid is not on my space? I will go look see. Give me a few.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-13-2008, 03:50 PM
Mmmmm, yeah. Let's be reeeeeealy careful about posting pics of other folks and/or links to places they frequent, eh? I'm not quite sure this intrawebbie thing is all that safe, y'know?

Pagey's_Girl
10-13-2008, 05:45 PM
Here I am. Lock thread.

James81
10-13-2008, 07:59 PM
Here I am. Lock thread.

I may be in love with cartoon chicks, but I draw the line at Penguins and cartoon animals.

mscelina
10-13-2008, 08:08 PM
Even Jessica Rabbit? :D

James81
10-13-2008, 08:48 PM
Even Jessica Rabbit? :D

Ha ha, I make an exception for Jessica Rabbit, The Little Mermaid, and the girl smurf.

Pagey's_Girl
10-13-2008, 09:03 PM
Ha ha, I make an exception for Jessica Rabbit, The Little Mermaid, and the girl smurf.

Hey, the guy has good taste, I'll give him that. ;)

KENFUSION
10-14-2008, 07:40 AM
perfect female...?
well she must be able to hold her own against a teeming throng of zombies.
(i work in retail).
she must have never been on Jerry Springer,
(or his television show).
...I know the bar is set pretty high, but i'm spoken for anyway so that is for the best.

Bravo
10-14-2008, 07:41 AM
Mmmmm, yeah. Let's be reeeeeealy careful about posting pics of other folks and/or links to places they frequent, eh? I'm not quite sure this intrawebbie thing is all that safe, y'know?

although, do we really check to see if people get permission to post pix in the AW family album?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-14-2008, 03:53 PM
No. But I would hope folks are reeeeeealy careful there, too.

Pagey's_Girl
10-14-2008, 04:19 PM
perfect female...?
well she must be able to hold her own against a teeming throng of zombies....

I've never really seen zombies teeming. The ones I'm familiar with aimlessly mill about at best, although they do come close to teeming if you tell them there are donuts in the conference room.

I was a secretary at IBM for twelve years. I know all about corporate zombies. I suppose the other kinds aren't that different.