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10-10-2008, 09:42 PM
A Friday laugh courtesy of a coworker...

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.............

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's Triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

Good: Your wife' not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

Good: Your son is finally mature.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you do in your favorite outfit.

Good: You give the 'birds and bees' talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your boss.

Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes way more money then you do.........

10-10-2008, 09:46 PM
After that fun phone call you got this morning, that must have been a much-needed laugh for you too! Thanks--and I'm printing it out.

(Okay, I now have to clean more coffee off my keyboard.)

10-10-2008, 10:00 PM
:ROFL: Oh thank you, thank you, thank you. Those are just too funny :roll: