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regdog
10-08-2008, 11:17 PM
I got this in an e-mail and thought it was pretty funny

AhaJokes.com is proud to present...

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
1. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back
on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think,
since I'm going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Coke aside
so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye--they need water.
I put the Coke on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed

the bills aren't paid

there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter

the flowers don't have enough water,

there is still only 1 check in my check book,

I can't find the remote,

I can't find my glasses,

and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all damn day,
and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem,
and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail....
Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don't remember who the hell I've sent it to.
SOUND FAMILIAR?
Want to join the support group with me?

Shadow_Ferret
10-08-2008, 11:18 PM
I sent that email to you in private, Heather. :(

Fenika
10-08-2008, 11:25 PM
Sounds like a normal day to me ;)

Clair Dickson
10-08-2008, 11:55 PM
Uh oh... I do that sometimes. I'm too young to be old!

Yeshanu
10-09-2008, 12:04 AM
What have you been doing? Following me around all day? :D

NeuroFizz
10-09-2008, 12:08 AM
I have CIRD*. Every time I see an abstract image in nature or in man-made objects, it makes me think of breasts.

*Cleavage-Induced Rorschach Disorder

Pagey's_Girl
10-09-2008, 12:25 AM
You just described a typical Sunday for me.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
10-09-2008, 02:05 AM
I thought that was called CRS?

Susie
10-09-2008, 02:09 AM
Heather needs (((((((((((HUGS)))))))))) :Cake: lots o' :Cake: & chocolate, lots o' chocolate! PS I'd like to join your support group and be a card carrying member. :D

JLCwrites
10-09-2008, 02:11 AM
I do that, but I figured it was because I am blond. :e2file:

Mr Flibble
10-09-2008, 03:33 AM
I quite agr...ohh look shiny thing!

vixey
10-09-2008, 05:08 AM
Okay - now I'm exhausted!

And Neuro. Your disease is chromosonal in an XY sort of way.

Silver King
10-09-2008, 05:48 AM
The original post is pretty funny; however, if we're going to share stuff we find online here, we need to offer attribution, even if it's a link where the article came from. Please don't start a thread here or anywhere else without citing your sources. As writers, we all understand the need to attribute credit where it's due, right?

I'm closing this one for now. Perhaps Jen or a Super will decide to reopen the thread, which will be fine by me. In the meantime, please don't forget to cite your sources...always.

Silver King
10-10-2008, 03:26 AM
Thread reopened at the request of HeaGrg to explain the origin of the first post.