...I can divine the truth of all matters political, personal and fiscal.
For instance, I can tell you all, right now, from looking at P&CE, that Obama is actually the reincarnation of Che Guevera, that he's had an extramarital affair with Sarah Palin (and possibly Tsuki), and that (because Ayer looks sort of like "Aryan") they are both the secret generalissimo jefes of the Aryan Nation.
Doesn't that open your eyes about everything?
G'head. Ask me anything. The economy. Your lost puppy. These threads are like tea leaves, and I'm the only one with the power to read them.
... five dollar surcharge, incidentally. No refunds.
For instance, I can tell you all, right now, from looking at P&CE, that Obama is actually the reincarnation of Che Guevera, that he's had an extramarital affair with Sarah Palin (and possibly Tsuki), and that (because Ayer looks sort of like "Aryan") they are both the secret generalissimo jefes of the Aryan Nation.
Doesn't that open your eyes about everything?
G'head. Ask me anything. The economy. Your lost puppy. These threads are like tea leaves, and I'm the only one with the power to read them.
... five dollar surcharge, incidentally. No refunds.
