OJ Guilty of all 12 Counts.....!

Orange Juice?

Karma... but I wonder if he'll walk, just like he did last time.

Bartholomew said:

Orange Juice?

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Reminds me of a couple jokes from way back when:

"Drink milk. OJ will kill you."

"OJ Simpson now has a website: h-t-t-p-colon-slash-slash-slash-backslash-escape."

Poor guy's had a target on his back ever since he was found not guilty the last time. Too many people wanted him taken out.

And all he's ever wanted to do was find his wife's killer.

Now that will never happen.

Shadow_Ferret said:

And all he's ever wanted to do was find his wife's killer.

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How many Golf courses did he honestly think his wife's killer would be hiding?

Obviously he had some sort of clue that the killer was a well-to-do golfer.

He's been keeping him under surveillance.

Now this.

Just caught a picture of OJ on the Web - he's definitely not a happy man.
One way or the other, the cosmos was going to make sure he was sentenced to LIFE.

But don't you just giggle anymore whenever you see Towering Inferno?

Mela said:

Just caught a picture of OJ on the Web - he's definitely not a happy man.

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Would you be if you were railroaded on trumped up charges?

Wow. Karma not only came back around, it gave OJ a big 'ol *itch slap in the face. Wow.

Maryn said:

Link to story.

Maryn, neither robber nor murderer

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But if you were, it'd be a whole lot easier to get a children's book published.

But we've all read the book and seen the film of Shawshank

Shadow_Ferret said:

Obviously he had some sort of clue that the killer was a well-to-do golfer.

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Alina Bradford said:

Wow. Karma not only came back around, it gave OJ a big 'ol *itch slap in the face. Wow.

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Yeah, poor guy. He must of done something really horrible in his childhood to have his wife murdered, then be framed for it, and now have this bogus sting operation done on him.

I know that my esteemed colleague, Ferret Face is merely joking but there are a lot of people who will really feel sorry for him.

I'm not one of them.

Looks to me like Karma took a 13 year holiday, and is now back with a vengeance.

Maryn said:

Link to story.

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From the article:

...Riccio, who has peddled goods including video of Anna Nicole Smith's breast implant surgery...

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Yuck. That sicko should be made to join his buddy behind bars for a while.

Whoever thought there'd be a market for that kind of footage?

OJ must be pretty narcissistic! I can't believe he would put his butt on the line like that after being acquitted of MURDER the first time around...

Were those footballs and certificates really worth it?

Karma's a bitchy lady

Ticked me off that nobody seemed to notice that after the murder which the dog witnessed, he never ever went near that dog again. Big dog, wasn't it an Akidia, serious dog. I'm surprised the murderer didn't kill it too.

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I was working another one of my receptionist gigs when the first trial was going on. One of the guys in security really believed OJ was innocent, and the others - didn't. It led to some interesting moments....

*Scene: the lobby, empty save for the receptionist, who is nonchalantly typing something, teaching herself to use XEDIT (UNIX-based word processing program.) All is quiet until a voice booms from the nearby security control center....

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BLOODY GLOVE!"

*Receptionist looks around, shakes head, resumes typing, More muffled voices, then:
"Look, I don't know about you, but the last time I killed someone..."

*Receptionist, hoping that the previous statement is hypothetical, decides it's time to tell the guys they need to use their indoor voices...