What To Do When You've Made An Ass Of Yourself. A Guide.
What To Do When You've Been Grievously Misunderstood Through No Fault Of Your Own. A Guide.
Do stupid people refuse to take you seriously? Are nitwits laughing at your thoughful and not-at-all Teal Deer posts? Are the philistines snickering at your obviously superior arguments?
Not to worry! You have a number of options guaranteed to make everyone instantly recognize and acknowledge your genius.
Leave 'em in the dust!
They'll be sorry!
Really.
For your ease and comfort I present you with several hard-hitting retorts with which you'll silence critics and garner well-earned accolades.
The "I Don't Care" defence. Post should include following key sentences:
I dont care. Look at me, I'm sitting over here, not caring. You're all ridiculous, but I'm above all that 'cause I don't care. Really. Watch how much I don't care.
The "It Was A Social Experiment" defence. Post should include following key sentences:
It was an experiment, but you're all too stupid to get it. I was just testing a theory and you all fell for it. Ha ha. I'm all vindicated now.
The "I Did It For The Lulz" defence. Post should include following key sentences:
I was mocking you, but you're obviously too stupid to understand that. I'm laughing so hard right now. Ha ha. This is so funny I'm crying. I haven't had this much fun in ages and that's totally why I did it.
Too add flourish and that "Extra Little Something", each of the outlined responses can be embellished with a well-executed Flounce or even a Pseudocide.
If all else fail, let loose
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