Gooaaaaaaaal!!!!!

To find an agent that understands my jibberish
To be published
And to start East coast stompin, rippin and rompin
New York, North Cak-a-laka, and Compton!

*sorry I blacked out*

To master my on stage performance so that I can continue performing

Let me revise my goal:

One is to master the query letter. Describing what the contents of my manuscript is painstaking. I made it and I can't convey what is truly is, so I know the agents don't know what it is either. Anyone know where on the board I can go for assistance with this issue?