Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken: Because there was a majorly hot stud rooster on the other side, you idiots!

All are funny, but damn, Grandpa is my favorite....

I think there also needs to be a Steve Jobs where he describes the iChicken that comes with all sorts of unnecessary features, games, internet access, mp3 player, and customizable applications. How does it taste? They're not really concerned about all of that...

Dick Cheney's should read: "Where's my ^%&$#*&! gun?!" *BLAM!* *BLAM!* *BLAM!* "What the--?! Aw ^%$*, you &^$#$%^, I told you to stay out of the &^%$^*@ way! Look at that! You messed up my ^%$#&^* shot! I don't care if he got shot in the ^%^$%&*^ face, he messed up my shot---"

Captshady said:

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

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Because 7 ate 9!

You've got to put a Sarah Palin chicken in there:

"I don't have specifics of why the chicken crossed the road. Let me get back to you."