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Woof
09-30-2008, 11:51 PM
This is a fun rhyming game, a kind of simplified version of the limerick game. The object is to rhyme the last word of your line with the last word of the previous line. Example:

Previous sentence : I don't know if it's considered a crime

Your Sentence : To write a really atrocious rhyme

Then you write 1 more sentence for the next person to rhyme:

Your Next Sentence: You know I just love to hunt moose

Next Poster's Sentence : Does that make me a silly old goose ?

and so on:


I'll start:


There was bull's blood all over the market floor

Deccydiva
10-01-2008, 12:00 AM
There was bull's blood all over the market floor
It flowed red and thick right out to the door


My dog had a habit, too hard to break

Woof
10-01-2008, 12:04 AM
My dog had a habit, too hard to break
That whenever he piddled he started to shake

oops...next line:

A unicorn stopped by my house at noon

willfulone
10-01-2008, 01:32 AM
A unicorn stopped by my house at noon

Whoever I told thought I was a loon.

While driving to work (lost in thought) I took a wrong turn.

Woof
10-01-2008, 01:38 AM
While driving to work (lost in thought) I took a wrong turn.
And passed the Swiss border and drove to Lucerne.
There I met a banker who had lost his cash cow

Deccydiva
10-01-2008, 11:13 AM
Hold on - this isn't the limerick thread - aren't we supposed to be producing rhyming couplets? So the new line is totally unrelated?

Stylo
10-01-2008, 03:16 PM
SCREECH!!!

There was a young man from Las Vegas,

Woof
10-01-2008, 06:14 PM
Hold on - this isn't the limerick thread - aren't we supposed to be producing rhyming couplets? So the new line is totally unrelated?

The new line may or may not be related, just so long as the next line rhymes with it.

Woof
10-01-2008, 06:18 PM
There was a young man from Las Vegas
Who choked on a large plate of haggis.

Is there really a rhyme for orange?

Deccydiva
10-01-2008, 08:03 PM
Well Vegas doesn't rhyme with haggis where I come from!:tongue

Woof
10-01-2008, 10:17 PM
Well Vegas doesn't rhyme with haggis where I come from!:tongue

Well maybe not, but it's still revolting. :eek:

Stylo
10-02-2008, 12:56 PM
Is there really a rhyme for orange?

Years ago I asked my daughter (then six) if she could think of a word rhyming with orange... quick as a flash she answered 'syringe' which I think is as close as you can get!!!

Deccydiva
10-03-2008, 08:03 PM
Nice one, Stylo's daughter! :D
Maybe we need to start off again. Here's one:

I went for a walk with the dogs through the woods

Woof
10-03-2008, 09:21 PM
I went for a walk with the dogs through the woods
I had on my hat and they were wearing their hoods.

We walked through the forest and encountered a troll

Deccydiva
10-03-2008, 09:30 PM
We walked through the forest and encountered a troll
He threatened me twice with a pink voodoo doll


I sat by the fire as the rain lashed down hard

Pagey's_Girl
10-03-2008, 09:37 PM
I sat by the fire as the rain lashed down hard
took out my deck and I was missing a card

Then what to my wondering eyes should appear

Woof
10-03-2008, 09:40 PM
...troll=doll? hmm...it's a stretch...

I sat by the fire as the rain lashed down hard
Suddenly I was inspired by the immortal bard.


I pushed away my keyboard and reach for a quill

shakeysix
10-03-2008, 09:46 PM
i pushed away my keyboard and reached for a quill
supplied by a friendly porcupine who was named gil

i flexed my fingers and began to scrawl

Woof
10-03-2008, 09:56 PM
i flexed my fingers and began to scrawl
"I'm bored with writing, I'm going to the mall"

To fix the economy we were told, we must shop and shop

Deccydiva
10-03-2008, 10:22 PM
...troll=doll? hmm...it's a stretch...


Not over here it isn't, they are pronounced the same. :tongue Scrawl and mall are not though. :wag:

Pick the bones out of this! :D

To fix the economy we were told, we must shop and shop
But I have no money as my job was for the chop

Woof
10-03-2008, 11:00 PM
"Pick the bones out of this!"
Said the snake with a hiss.

"That tiger was a tasty snack"

Deccydiva
10-03-2008, 11:13 PM
:scared: Arghhhhhh!!!! :Headbang: *goes away to compose self* :gone:

shakeysix
10-03-2008, 11:54 PM
that tiger was a tasty snack
and so was the lady with the lovely rack

i got a heart full of ...rue

Woof
10-04-2008, 12:14 AM
i got a heart full of ...rue
since *sneeze* I've had the flu

I started to chew on a lady finger

shakeysix
10-04-2008, 12:38 AM
I started to chew on a lady finger

the vanilla cream forced my tongue to linger

Woof
10-04-2008, 04:16 PM
"what a day for a daydream"
she said with a gay scream.

The weather today may be fair or foul

Deccydiva
10-04-2008, 04:41 PM
The weather today may be fair or foul

But I'm not one to easily throw in the towel


Today is a day when all has gone wrong

Woof
10-04-2008, 04:53 PM
Today is a day when all has gone wrong
My dog has chewed up my favorite thong.

I'm so lazy, I'm still not dressed

Bo Sullivan
10-04-2008, 05:16 PM
Today is a day when all has gone wrong
My dog has chewed up my favorite thong.

I'm so lazy, I'm still not dressed

I'm so lazy, I'm still not dressed
I'm doing my washing; my trousers aren't pressed.

I am reading a lovely new book

Woof
10-04-2008, 05:19 PM
I am reading a lovely new book
It's about rugs and how to hook

If Shakespeare had had his own blog

Bo Sullivan
10-04-2008, 05:24 PM
If Shakespeare had his own blog
He'd be writing it wearing one clog

There's a fly in my room and it's making a noise

Deccydiva
10-04-2008, 05:25 PM
(I give up. My system's so slow today it's taking five minutes to post a reply. See y'all later)

Woof
10-04-2008, 05:36 PM
There's a fly in my room and it's making a noise
In a manner most vulgar without any poise.

The music that's playing is making me sad

Bo Sullivan
10-04-2008, 05:47 PM
There's a fly in my room and it's making a noise
In a manner most vulgar without any poise.

The music that's playing is making me sad

The music that's playing is making me sad,
It's making me drink, it's making me bad

The clock keeps ticking, making me older

Unique
10-04-2008, 05:54 PM
The clock keeps ticking, making me older
I'd smash the damn thing if I were bolder.


I misplaced my mind yesterday while at work

Bo Sullivan
10-04-2008, 06:02 PM
The clock keeps ticking, making me older
I'd smash the damn thing if I were bolder.


I misplaced my mind yesterday while at work

I misplaced my mind yesterday while at work
It's not in the cupboard or anywhere I lurk

I'm still in my pyjamas, there's a knock at the door

shakeysix
10-04-2008, 06:06 PM
i'm still in my pajamas, there's a knock at my door
it is wall street come to pick up my 4014

there is a fly with a buzz on and here am i, about to die

Bo Sullivan
10-04-2008, 06:12 PM
i'm still in my pajamas, there's a knock at my door
it is wall street come to pick up my 4014

there is a fly with a buzz on and here am i, about to die

There is a fly with a buzz on and here am I, about to die
It made me feel better, I started to cry

I can find no reason for being so fat

Deccydiva
10-04-2008, 06:53 PM
I can see no reason for being so fat
But I must stop buying cream by the vat

I'm so tired today, can't get any work done

Woof
10-05-2008, 06:05 PM
I'm so tired today, can't get any work done
There's nothing to do but flirt with a nun.

Last night I dreamed that I was flying

Deccydiva
10-05-2008, 11:07 PM
Last night I dreamed that I was flying
I hit the ground and started crying

Today I went to a dog show in Sligo

Woof
10-06-2008, 01:20 AM
Today I went to a dog show in Sligo
And ran into an big old hairy amigo.

Now close your eyes and open your mouth

shakeysix
10-06-2008, 06:17 AM
now close your eyes and open your mouth
hushpuppies are a treat way down south

eve was a girl with a snakey charm

LaurieD
10-06-2008, 06:31 AM
Eve was a girl witha snakey charm
and wore a python on each arm.

They wrapped about her neck like a noose

Woof
10-06-2008, 06:45 PM
They wrapped about her neck like a noose
And tightened until she screamed like a goose.

He skin turned purple and her eyes bulged out

Deccydiva
10-06-2008, 06:59 PM
Her skin turned purple and her eyes bulged out
Would she live much longer? There was some doubt!

Bo Sullivan
10-06-2008, 07:02 PM
Her skin turned purple and her eyes bulged out
Would she live much longer? There was some doubt!

Where's the next line?

ok, here goes:

Last night I dreamed I was an artist

Woof
10-06-2008, 07:53 PM
Last night I dreamed I was an artist
The most creative but not the smartest

I sculpted a bust without any head

Deccydiva
10-06-2008, 07:59 PM
Where's the next line?

ok, here goes:

Last night I dreamed I was an artist

Oooops sorry Bo, I'm having a Homer Simpson day. Dammit, now Woof's got in there quick.



I sculpted a bust without any head

I thought I'd do extra torso instead

On my way to the bog this afternoon (bog as in Irish moorland)

Woof
10-06-2008, 08:06 PM
On my way to the bog this afternoon (bog as in Irish moorland)
I saw there somewhere in the mist, a disagreeable boor stand.

He began to recite the most dreadful verse

Bo Sullivan
10-06-2008, 08:11 PM
On my way to the bog this afternoon (bog as in Irish moorland)
I saw there somewhere in the mist, a disagreeable boor stand.

He began to recite the most dreadful verse

He began to recite the most dreadful verse
It led me to become very terse

I took myself off without another word

Woof
10-06-2008, 08:13 PM
I took myself off without another word
And then without thinking, turned into a bird

I couldn't believe that I was able to fly

Deccydiva
10-06-2008, 08:15 PM
On my way to the bog this afternoon (bog as in Irish moorland)
I saw there somewhere in the mist, a disagreeable boor stand.

He began to recite the most dreadful verse

Arghhhh! the bit in (...) was supposed to be ignored.

Right...

He began to recite the most dreadful verse
It sounded like an ancient, witch like curse

I'm watching TV as I type up this post

Bo Sullivan
10-06-2008, 08:15 PM
I took myself off without another word
And then without thinking, turned into a bird

I couldn't believe that I was able to fly

I couldn't believe that I was able to fly
I have to admit that I didn't even try

My knees turned green and started to tremble

Deccydiva
10-06-2008, 08:17 PM
I must get quicker... I must get quicker... (goes off to put the kettle on)

Woof
10-06-2008, 08:17 PM
My knees turned green and started to tremble
My arms began to shake and to dis-assemble

My skin was itchy then sprouted feathers

Bo Sullivan
10-06-2008, 08:18 PM
My skin was itchy then sprouted feathers
So to hide them I put on my leathers

I rode my motor bike far and wide

Deccydiva
10-06-2008, 08:45 PM
I rode my motor bike far and wide
Even with a sporty chair on the side

Travelling all over Europe, I found

Woof
10-06-2008, 09:05 PM
Travelling all over Europe, I found
One linguistically fluent hound

He barked in Spanish and Hungarian too

Deccydiva
10-06-2008, 10:30 PM
He barked in Spanish and Hungarian too
But Irish was something entirely new

I've nowhere to sit, my dogs hog the chairs

Bo Sullivan
10-07-2008, 12:33 AM
I've nowhere to sit my dogs hog the chairs
Now the chairs are covered in hairs

I'm getting back on the bus to collect some fares

Woof
10-07-2008, 12:53 AM
I'm getting back on the bus to collect some fares
I accept cash and tokens but never take pears.

A bus ride at night can be awfully scary

Bo Sullivan
10-07-2008, 01:04 AM
A bus ride at night can be awfully scary
Villains and muggers, so always be wary

I got off the bus and that tramp smelt like fish

Deccydiva
10-07-2008, 01:20 AM
I got off the bus and that tramp smelt like fish
He was begging by holding a white coloured dish

My connection keeps playing me up and malfunctioning

Woof
10-07-2008, 05:38 PM
My connection keeps playing me up and malfunctioning
Perhaps the problem is caused by that coiled junction thing

Inside each computer is an evil presence

Deccydiva
10-07-2008, 05:47 PM
Inside each computer is an evil presence
No wonder to me, it makes no sense

Hurray! I'm now back online and posting

Woof
10-07-2008, 05:53 PM
Hurray! I'm now back online and posting
I'm so thrilled that a party I'm hosting

Be sure to come - by the way it's black tie

Deccydiva
10-07-2008, 05:57 PM
Be sure to come - by the way it's black tie
And nothing else - now would I lie?

The weather's dull and wet today

Woof
10-07-2008, 06:00 PM
The weather's dull and wet today
Then think of sunshine, if you may

It's bright and crisp in the autumn sun

Deccydiva
10-07-2008, 06:01 PM
A day to go and have some fun!

I have my writers' group tonight

Woof
10-07-2008, 06:05 PM
I have my writers' group tonight
That sounds like a very good place to write

I used to belong to a writers' group

Deccydiva
10-07-2008, 06:39 PM
I used to belong to a writers' group
Until I joined a circus troupe.

My phone just rang, there's a job up for grabs

Woof
10-07-2008, 09:23 PM
My phone just rang, there's a job up for grabs
The job you see, is fishing for crabs.

A crab on a hook can become rather crabby

Dale Emery
10-07-2008, 09:52 PM
Is there really a rhyme for orange?

You can make a rhyme for "orange".
All you do is split up "more inj-
urious" on two separate lines.
And that rhymes just fine.

Dale

shakeysix
10-08-2008, 12:50 AM
season for deer here
hunters pumped up on jerky and beer
all decked out in vests of screaming orange.
like elmer fudd, they creep through the grange
but often miss the deer and bag a steer
because they are handicapped by wobbly sites and poor range.

Williebee
10-08-2008, 12:56 AM
What a day for a daydream
Butt on the grass and feet in a stream

Or maybe just for a walk in the rain

Deccydiva
10-08-2008, 03:11 AM
Or maybe just for a walk in the rain
Especially if you've just missed the train

I've just got back in and my feet are so tired

DL Hegel
10-08-2008, 03:26 AM
I've just got back in and my feet are so tired
I walked home after being fired.
I need a drink and i need to get hired.

Woof
10-08-2008, 05:55 PM
I need a drink and i need to get hired
I want a coffee 'cuz I wanna' get wired.

Does writing improve with a bottle of gin?

Deccydiva
10-08-2008, 06:32 PM
Does writing improve with a bottle of gin?
Only if you can get your quill pen to fit in.

I been picking the rose hips, my hands are now shredded

Woof
10-09-2008, 05:01 PM
I been picking the rose hips, my hands are now shredded
And so to my first aid kit I now am headed.

I divined the tea leaves in my cup

Deccydiva
10-09-2008, 06:32 PM
I divined the tea leaves in my cup
It told me to expect another pup

I can't afford to heat my house

Woof
10-09-2008, 11:33 PM
I can't afford to heat my house
Or even to feed my pet mouse.

My mouse eats only Swiss cheese

Deccydiva
10-10-2008, 12:11 AM
My mouse eats only Swiss cheese
And caviar too, if you please

I'll be up all night writing a letter

Nymtoc
10-10-2008, 11:27 AM
I'll be up all night writing a letter
To my favorite Irish setter

:banana:

The waves rolled in, the waves rolled out

Woof
10-10-2008, 04:47 PM
The waves rolled in, the waves rolled out
And there it appeared - a saltwater trout!

And the trout was singing a song so sweet

Nymtoc
10-11-2008, 12:18 PM
And the trout was singing a song so sweet
It charmed the entire Seventh Fleet.

:e2fish:

When Lulubelle lost her diamond ring

Woof
10-11-2008, 05:08 PM
When Lulubelle lost her diamond ring
Another jewel did her Daddy bring

A mogul of Wall Street lost his cash

Nymtoc
10-11-2008, 05:11 PM
A mogul of Wall Street lost his cash
Which served him right, since he caused the crash.

:rant:

Two nubile young ladies went swimming one day

Woof
10-11-2008, 05:15 PM
Two nubile young ladies went swimming one day
When suddenly one was bitten by a manta ray.

The portrait sat in the attic aging by the hour

Nymtoc
10-11-2008, 05:37 PM
The portrait sat in the attic aging by the hour
While Dorian and Sibyl took a shower.

:rolleyes:

There once was a man on a flying trapeze

Woof
10-11-2008, 05:41 PM
There once was a man on a flying trapeze
Whose armpits and scalp were infested with flees.

A high wire gymnast suddenly started to retch

Nymtoc
10-11-2008, 05:47 PM
A high wire gymnast suddenly started to retch
Which made a lot of people in the audience kvetch.

:e2stooges

"Come up and see me some time," said Mae

Woof
10-11-2008, 05:52 PM
"Come up and see me some time," said Mae
"We can peel grapes while we roll in the hay."

I saw a breed of dog that was a melon collie

Deccydiva
10-11-2008, 05:57 PM
I saw a breed of dog that was a melon collie
It really was clueless on how to be jolly

I'm picking a dog up tomorrow, called Taz

Woof
10-11-2008, 06:55 PM
I'm picking a dog up tomorrow, called Taz
He likes long walks, rawhide and jazz.

There's one lonely cricket still singing

Deccydiva
10-11-2008, 09:24 PM
There's one lonely cricket still singing
It's been at it so long, my ears are ringing

It's getting dark outside, already

rhymegirl
10-11-2008, 11:08 PM
(Oh! I was made for this thread.)

It's getting dark outside, already
I'll be sleeping with studmuffin Freddy.


I wish I could locate my tuba

Deccydiva
10-12-2008, 01:58 AM
I wish I could locate my tuba
The one last seen on a flight to Cuba

Tomorrow I'm off to County Mayo

Woof
10-12-2008, 07:06 PM
Tomorrow I'm off to County Mayo
Listen! Belafonte is singing Day-O.

Squirrels are driving the dog to the brink of insanity

Nymtoc
10-12-2008, 07:15 PM
Squirrels are driving the dog to the brink of insanity
He's approaching this forum's level of inanity.

:roll:

I can't help wondering if I'm going to hell

Woof
10-12-2008, 07:23 PM
I can't help wondering if I'm going to hell
'Cuz I keep sniffing this sulphurous smell.

Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't all bad

Moot Writer
10-13-2008, 10:08 PM
Sodom and Gomorrah wasn't all bad
But only Lot and his didn't make Him mad

Swimming is an aerobic activity.

Woof
10-14-2008, 08:42 PM
Swimming is an aerobic activity
Zoos are all about captivity.

Wearing nothing but a banana peel

HeronW
10-14-2008, 09:12 PM
Wearing nothing but a banana peel
the snake disguised himself as a yellow eel.

The moon looks over the earth's shoulder

Woof
10-14-2008, 09:17 PM
The moon looks over the earth's shoulder
And casts the reflection of a large boulder.

Autumn leaves of gold and red

Nymtoc
10-14-2008, 11:28 PM
Autum leaves of gold and red
Collected around the doofus's head.

:D

A white boat appeared on a blue-green sea

Woof
10-15-2008, 12:40 AM
A white boat appeared on a blue-green sea
On the deck lay a maiden with a half-chewed knee.

:eek:


She sells love by the seashore

Moot Writer
10-16-2008, 05:41 AM
She sells love by the seashore
Does that make her a wh....excuse me, someone's at the door.

I just took a trip to Atlanta.

2Wheels
10-16-2008, 05:51 AM
I just took a trip to Atlanta.
Where I was kissed on the cheek by a panda.

Hark, the owls hoot loudly tonight

Woof
10-16-2008, 04:35 PM
Hark, the owls hoot loudly tonight
And besides, noisy owl - you bite!

Halloween draws nigh and witches are cackling

Moot Writer
10-16-2008, 07:46 PM
Halloween draws nigh and witches are cackling
And the werewolves are snorting the spackling

The full moon is big and bright.

Woof
10-17-2008, 12:04 AM
The full moon is big and bright
There's a werewolf - what a fright!

I wonder what it's like to have hairy palms

Deccydiva
10-17-2008, 12:28 AM
I wonder what it's like to have hairy palms
It's quite common out here, on the farms

I'm off to Dublin to do a book signing

Nymtoc
10-17-2008, 02:45 AM
I'm off to Dublin to do a book signing
For a volume for which all my readers are pining.

:)

Babette chased Bernardo from pillar to post

Deccydiva
10-17-2008, 02:55 AM
I wish!

Babette chased Bernardo from pillar to post
He certainly looked like he had - the most!

I think that Nymtoc does sell himself short

Woof
10-17-2008, 04:42 PM
I think that Nymtoc does sell himself short
Though it's true he's a pretty good sport.

An immodest writer wrote the naked truth

Nymtoc
10-17-2008, 05:24 PM
An immodest writer wrote the naked truth
His talent came from gin and vermouth.

:rolleyes:

Seven beauties came calling one day

Woof
10-17-2008, 05:36 PM
Seven beauties came calling one day
And with Wertmüller you bet they're risqué

Beware the seventh seal

Nymtoc
10-17-2008, 05:55 PM
Beware the seventh seal
That reaper dude may turn out to be real.

:eek:

"Love me or leave me!" the heroine cried.

Woof
10-17-2008, 05:58 PM
"Love me or leave me!" the heroine cried.
The heel walked out and so she died.

It was a dark and stormy night

Deccydiva
10-18-2008, 04:55 PM
It was a dark and stormy night
When Snoopy thought he'd try to write

I'm sitting here in a warm fleece jacket

Woof
10-18-2008, 05:32 PM
I'm sitting here in a warm fleece jacket
Wondering what to do with my tennis racquet.

The dog stopped gnawing and has gone to sleep

P.H.Delarran
10-18-2008, 05:34 PM
the dog stopped gnawing and has gone to sleep
in his dreams all his bones he will keep



my poor old dog smells like a swamp

Woof
10-18-2008, 05:57 PM
my poor old dog smells like a swamp
because in poop he likes to romp.

Chasing after squirrels drives him mad

Deccydiva
10-18-2008, 06:13 PM
Chasing after squirrels drives him mad
It drives him to do things very bad

My new dog wants to kill and ravish

Popo Agie Flow
10-19-2008, 09:40 AM
My new dog wants to kill and ravish
"Don't introduce him to Miss McTavish."


The old Ford truck stopped half way up the hill -- bad transmission.

Cherry Bear
10-19-2008, 10:34 AM
The old Ford truck stopped half way up the hill -- bad transmission.
It might have something to do with it's lousy condition.


She glanced over her shoulder, and cocked her eyebrow.

Deccydiva
10-19-2008, 03:20 PM
She glanced over her shoulder, and cocked her eyebrow
As the farmer screamed out at her, that one's MY cow!

The tin roof was banging as the wind became stronger

Popo Agie Flow
10-19-2008, 04:31 PM
The tin roof was banging as the wind became stronger
The tear in the tin grew longer and longer


Water poured over the rocks, creating a terrible roar

Cherry Bear
10-19-2008, 08:33 PM
Water poured over the rocks, creating a terrible roar.
She stood in the river, frightened to the core.


He had never beeen one for reading, especially a poem.

Popo Agie Flow
10-20-2008, 12:48 AM
He had never beeen one for reading, especially a poem.
So he stuck to gardening where all he had to do was grow 'em.


The silver finned Caddy slithered along the ebony snake

Nymtoc
10-20-2008, 01:32 PM
The silver finned Caddy slithered along the ebony snake
Too bad its ten-year-old driver didn't know how to brake.

:eek:

They danced as well as Rogers and Astaire

Deccydiva
10-20-2008, 03:17 PM
They danced as well as Rogers and Astaire
With passion, skill, and a lot of flair

I keep having dreams of a handsome stranger

Woof
10-20-2008, 04:45 PM
I keep having dreams of a handsome stranger
Where flames of passion meet a forest ranger.

Today I would rather sleep than work

Deccydiva
10-20-2008, 06:00 PM
Today I would rather sleep than work
Or maybe stay on here and lurk

The promised storm has not yet broken

Woof
10-20-2008, 06:03 PM
The promised storm has not yet broken
The weather must be better in Hoboken.

A horror story must have thunder and lightning

Deccydiva
10-20-2008, 07:56 PM
A horror story must have thunder and lightning
And lots of innocent faces whitening
(sorry, best I can do :tongue)

My new dog hates being owned by a woman

Popo Agie Flow
10-20-2008, 08:01 PM
My new dog hates being owned by a woman
Too bad, too bad; he'll be with me till the gloamin'


The sheriff sauntered in, and the saloon doors slammed behind

Ms. Jem
10-20-2008, 08:01 PM
The sheriff sauntered in, and the the saloon doors slammed behind.
Wish I could undue my last despicable crime.

Fall is my favorite season, it brings a crispness to the air.

Woof
10-21-2008, 12:43 AM
Fall is my favorite season, it brings a crispness to the air.
It brings out God's creatures and...OMG there's a bear!


From the boom box of the muscle car quaked music so vile

Ms. Jem
10-21-2008, 12:54 AM
From the boom box of the muscle car quaked music so vile.
It causes deafness. Now I wear a silly smile.

Deccydiva
10-21-2008, 01:49 AM
Errrr... cue?

Yeshanu
10-21-2008, 01:59 AM
Err... cue?
Without one, blue. :(

Wishing on a star seems to be a lost cause

Snowstorm
10-21-2008, 03:58 AM
Wishing on a star seems to be a lost cause
Though to not gives me pause.


She wept at her loss.

Cherry Bear
10-21-2008, 05:27 AM
She wept at her loss.
Her lunch was covered in moss.

Gregory was scolded for being late.

Popo Agie Flow
10-21-2008, 05:59 AM
Gregory was scolded for being late.
Excused himself: "I fell off my roller skate."


What the cop liked most about his job was blowing the siren

Nymtoc
10-21-2008, 06:22 AM
What the cop liked most about his job was blowing the siren
But he didn't like the fact that he would soon be retirin'.

:(

When Bobby was good his mother gave him cherry pie

Cherry Bear
10-21-2008, 08:24 AM
When Bobby was good his mother gave him cherry pie
She stuffed it down his pants if he started to cry

If she had a nickel for every time he called

Deccydiva
10-21-2008, 11:50 AM
Errrr... cue?
I meant the poster above hadn't given a line for the next person... :D

If she had a nickel, for every time he called
When she got her bank statement, she would be less appalled

The sun is out but that means there is frost upon the ground

Woof
10-21-2008, 05:04 PM
The sun is out but that means there is frost upon the ground
And the frost is tinged with yellow after a visit from a hound.

I hate to rake leaves from the neighbor's tree

Elonna
10-21-2008, 05:14 PM
I hate to rake leaves from the neighbor's tree
that fall in my yard like autumn's debris.

My neck and back, they both do ache

Woof
10-21-2008, 05:25 PM
My neck and back, they both do ache
I wish I could slither like an agile snake.

Phantom hands were clutching my throat

Ms. Jem
10-21-2008, 05:54 PM
Phantom hands were clutching my throat.
I started braying like a billie goat.

Silly me: forgot to cue yesterday. I ran from work like I do everyday!

Popo Agie Flow
10-21-2008, 07:10 PM
Silly me: forgot to cue yesterday. I ran from work like I do everyday!
Maybe that tells you that at work you shouldn't play


My Broncos got whipped like a rented mule

Ms. Jem
10-21-2008, 07:55 PM
My Broncos got whipped like a rented mule
That's 'cause they ran out of fuel.

Hockey is the game to watch, Vancouver Canucks better win the Stanley Cup!

Popo Agie Flow
10-21-2008, 10:52 PM
Hockey is the game to watch, Vancouver Canucks better win the Stanley Cup!
I bought a doberman to watch with me 'cause he is such a manly pup.


I rescued a Ford from the side of the road

Woof
10-21-2008, 10:55 PM
I rescued a Ford from the side of the road
Then noticed it was being driven by a toad.

She was washing the dishes all grim-faced and sad

Deccydiva
10-21-2008, 11:50 PM
She was washing the dishes all grim-faced and sad
Her husband thought dishwashers were simply a fad

My specialist ran a number of tests on me today

Popo Agie Flow
10-22-2008, 12:32 AM
My specialist ran a number of tests on me today
I got new plugs 'n' points, then he sent me on my way


It started snowing an hour ago

Nymtoc
10-22-2008, 03:24 AM
It started snowing an hour ago
Icicles do form, and the wind doth blow.

;)

While wandering through the woods, I picked a mushroom to eat

Cherry Bear
10-22-2008, 03:33 AM
While wandering through the woods, I picked a mushroom to eat
Little did I know that the mushroom would be my defeat.

He was cursed for his pride, and turned into a beast

Popo Agie Flow
10-22-2008, 06:23 AM
He was cursed for his pride, and turned into a beast
But his conceit consumed himself, and he became his own feast.


When the mountain wind blows and howls through the trees,

Elonna
10-22-2008, 06:50 AM
When the mountain wind blows and howls through the trees,
We still hear her voice cry - "Help me. Help me, please!"


The days are shorter and winter is nigh,

Cherry Bear
10-22-2008, 08:15 AM
The days are shorter, and winter is nigh
As autumn goes away, all must say goodbye

He was a lunatic; some might even say reckless

Nymtoc
10-22-2008, 08:51 AM
He was a lunatic; some might even say reckless
He wore a clamshell nose ring and a shark-tooth necklace.

:crazy:

My cousin Lou lives in a shack by the dam

Woof
10-22-2008, 04:56 PM
My cousin Lou lives in a shack by the dam
He shares his abode with a hard-headed ram.


An alien craft was hovering last night

Ms. Jem
10-22-2008, 05:22 PM
An alien craft was hovering last night
I thought it might be nice to catch a flight

So I jumped fifty feet into the air.

Woof
10-22-2008, 05:25 PM
So I jumped fifty feet into the air
With much poise and savoir faire.

Then to my surprise I sprouted wings

Ms. Jem
10-22-2008, 05:31 PM
Then to my surprise I sprouted wings
And started saying all kinds of weird things

Like; you must vote for That One!

Cherry Bear
10-23-2008, 08:12 AM
Like; you must vote for That One!
Or jabbering about some ridiculous pun.

The aliens all stared, their confusion evident

Woof
10-23-2008, 04:50 PM
The aliens all stared, their confusion evident
And their tri-nostrils twitched at every scent.

Are aliens sexy or are they just plain?

Nymtoc
10-23-2008, 05:53 PM
Are aliens sexy or are they just plain?
And when they probe you, do they cause pain?

:e2stooges

I'm gonna lay down my sword and shield

Ms. Jem
10-23-2008, 07:00 PM
I'm gonna lay down my sword and shield
Nah, I don't think I'll ever yield.

Last night I baked a fine cherry pie.

roncouch
10-23-2008, 07:14 PM
Rat-face Reggie had a hellova roll
Kept it with his keys and chain
Loved Tamika with half of his soul
The other half loved cocaine

R Couch 1992

Popo Agie Flow
10-23-2008, 07:37 PM
huh?

Deccydiva
10-23-2008, 08:28 PM
Rat-face Reggie had a hellova roll
Kept it with his keys and chain
Loved Tamika with half of his soul
The other half loved cocaine

R Couch 1992

Double Huh? Meethinks you've wandered into the wrong thread, here...

To get back into the game:

Last night I baked a fine cherry pie.
With a special ingredient, to make me high

Today the wind has roared and whistled

Woof
10-23-2008, 10:20 PM
Today the wind has roared and whistled
On the street stands a man, worn and grizzled.

Three black crows laughed as I passed

roncouch
10-23-2008, 11:05 PM
Double Huh? Meethinks you've wandered into the wrong thread, here...

To get back into the game:

Last night I baked a fine cherry pie.
With a special ingredient, to make me high

Today the wind has roared and whistled

Sorry about the "double." I got carried away. :(

Ms. Jem
10-23-2008, 11:33 PM
Sorry about the "double." I got carried away.
No problem, this thread means time to play.

I think I'll take a swim.

Deccydiva
10-24-2008, 12:58 AM
I think I'll take a swim
even though the light is dim

I'm sitting here, it's dark and cold

rhymegirl
10-24-2008, 03:49 AM
I think you're supposed to start a new one there, Ron.

roncouch
10-24-2008, 05:00 AM
Duh, okay

I'm sitting here, it's dark and cold
I'm not too brave, and not too bold

The river water is cold and deep

Rulato
10-24-2008, 05:16 AM
The river water is cold and deep
It gently puts me to sleep

I dream of demons and dragons

Cherry Bear
10-24-2008, 05:27 AM
I dream of demons and dragons
While I bump around in different wagons.

He looks at me with wide blue eyes

Rulato
10-24-2008, 05:32 AM
He looks at me with wide blue eyes
and all I hear are the dragon's cries

The dragon seeks but does not find

roncouch
10-24-2008, 05:54 AM
The dragon seeks but does not find
A thing to eat because he's blind

But his dull brain tells him "smell!"

Rulato
10-24-2008, 06:38 AM
But his dull brain tells him "smell!"
and he finds fish in a well

All the while the demon watches

Woof
10-24-2008, 04:45 PM
All the while the demon watches
As I throw back sixteen scotches.

As the world spirals into the abyss

Deccydiva
10-24-2008, 04:52 PM
As the world spirals into the abyss
It's time to snatch just one more kiss :LilLove:

The sun is out today, hurray!

Popo Agie Flow
10-24-2008, 04:54 PM
The sun is out today, hurray!
Now it's time to run and play


The streets are quiet, the light is long and low

Woof
10-24-2008, 04:56 PM
The sun is out today, hurray!
Let's go sailing - what you say?

Imagination thrives on weather foul

Ms. Jem
10-24-2008, 09:08 PM
Imagination thrives on weather foul
You are convinced you hear a werewolve howl.

Don't be curious and open the door

Woof
10-24-2008, 10:28 PM
Don't be curious and open the door
You'll let in a wild and hairy boar.

If a black cat crosses your path

Nymtoc
10-24-2008, 10:55 PM
If a black cat crosses your path
Go home and take a bath.

:e2cat:

On a windy day, the old oak tree fell down

Popo Agie Flow
10-25-2008, 12:38 AM
On a windy day, the old oak tree fell down
Trunk broken, branches bent, leaves of brown


Workers break for lunch on a 34th-floor scaffold

Woof
10-25-2008, 12:53 AM
Workers break for lunch on a 34th-floor scaffold
One guy curses 'cause his sandwich is half mold.

Aliens abruptly canceled their vacation to Earth

Ms. Jem
10-25-2008, 12:59 AM
Aliens abruptly canceled their vacation to Earth
They say this planet is too full of mirth.

If they knew how to joke, I'd say they must be joking.

Cherry Bear
10-25-2008, 03:18 AM
If they knew how to joke, I'd say they must be joking.
But as it is, aliens get their fun from human poking.

The ring was cheap and very noticeably plastic

Nymtoc
10-25-2008, 03:36 AM
The ring was cheap and very noticeably plastic
And when he put it on her finger, her reaction was drastic.

:cool:

Out of the Black Forest came a black bear.

Moot Writer
10-25-2008, 08:33 AM
Out of the Black Forest came a black bear.
He stood up and roared and gave a great scare.

Every Snowman dreads the coming of spring.

Cherry Bear
10-25-2008, 09:20 AM
Every Snowman dreads the coming of spring.
When their carrots fall off, and they are gone in a zing.

The little children crept up to the house, eying the fake ghost.

Nymtoc
10-25-2008, 10:09 AM
The little children crept up to the house, eying the fake ghost.
Through the window they saw other kids having a marshmallow roast.

:)

Long ago, in a land far away

Deccydiva
10-25-2008, 12:46 PM
Long ago, in a land far away
People smiled, and sang songs all day

I've just wreaked the most horrific revenge

Woof
10-25-2008, 06:09 PM
I've just wreaked the most horrific revenge
And backed up my car into Stonehenge.

I dreamed a zombie was eating my head

Nymtoc
10-25-2008, 06:34 PM
I dreamed a zombie was eating my head,
Then awoke to find it was Godzilla instead.

:eek:

The number of days in a week are seven

Popo Agie Flow
10-25-2008, 07:53 PM
The number of days in a week are seven
Every day you hear thunder, first you will have seen levin


I came to a fork in the road

Ms. Jem
10-25-2008, 08:16 PM
I came to a fork in the road
And there sat a great ugly toad.

It's Saturday, lunchtime and I'm famished.

Elonna
10-25-2008, 08:43 PM
It's Saturday, lunchtime and I'm famished.
I guess I'll go to Panera for a sammich.

I wish that it wasn't so cold

Cherry Bear
10-25-2008, 09:13 PM
(I love Panera!)

I wish that it wasn't so cold
But the auctioneers declared my heat system sold

There were crumbs marking the path they had made

Nymtoc
10-26-2008, 05:41 AM
There were crumbs marking the path they had made,
So when the witch beckoned, they were not afraid.

:e2cookie:

Ten times ten is a hundred, I think

Deccydiva
10-26-2008, 02:22 PM
Ten times ten is a hundred, I think
Unless one or two have got out of synch

The clocks went back last night, an hour

Woof
10-26-2008, 04:55 PM
The clocks went back last night, an hour
The milk left on the counter went sour.

Instead of an alarm clock, I want a rooster

truelyana
10-26-2008, 05:00 PM
Instead of an alarm clock, I want a rooster
That I can call my own and give it a good ol' booster.

I fell in love with a rat that died.

Woof
10-26-2008, 05:09 PM
I fell in love with a rat that died.
O woe, for I was to be his bride.

The rodent dinner party was rather cheesy

Nymtoc
10-26-2008, 06:16 PM
The rodent dinner party was rather cheesy
But the cockroach ball was twice as sleazy.

:ROFL:

I dreamed I went swimming in white tie and tails

Deccydiva
10-26-2008, 06:21 PM
I dreamed I went swimming in white tie and tails
And was chased by several big killer whales

The sun is shining but it's raining as well

Popo Agie Flow
10-26-2008, 07:18 PM
The sun is shining but it's raining as well
The bright beams, the drops will quell


Sunday morning coming down and not a rodent stirring in town

Woof
10-26-2008, 07:39 PM
Sunday morning coming down and not a rodent stirring in town
Just a rat in a tux chasing a mouse in a wedding gown.

The wedding march was played by the March hare

Nymtoc
10-26-2008, 11:03 PM
The wedding march was played by the March hare
And the White King had tarts to spare.

:e2coffee:

Eng-a-land swings like a pendulum do

Woof
10-27-2008, 04:32 PM
Eng-a-land swings like a pendulum do
With a hey noney, noney and a potent brew.

London bridge now has a toll

Ms. Jem
10-27-2008, 05:26 PM
London bridge now has a toll
E'gads, I say, what gaul!

I rather like to travel by train

Nymtoc
10-27-2008, 05:35 PM
I rather like to travel by train
And watch the cows through the window pane.

:cool:

On a foggy day in Leicester Square

Ms. Jem
10-27-2008, 06:43 PM
On a foggy day in Leicester Square
She walked waving her parasol in the air.

Her purpose was soon known; she whacked the street vendor for selling a cold scone.

Nymtoc
10-30-2008, 02:46 PM
Her purpose was soon known; she whacked the street vendor for selling a cold scone.
Then she went to the pond in the park and fed it to a swan.

;)

The candidate pumped the air with his fist as the crowd cheered.

Woof
10-30-2008, 04:38 PM
The candidate pumped the air with his fist as the crowd cheered.
And his opponent just seethed, squirmed, sweated and sneered.

In mere days the rogue diva will go back to shooting moose

Ms. Jem
10-30-2008, 04:50 PM
In mere days the rogue diva will go back to shooting moose
But only if her manager will cut her loose

I am headed to Strawberry Fields

Woof
10-30-2008, 05:12 PM
I am headed to Strawberry Fields
Which alas, only crab grass yields.

On my walk I encountered a sphinx

Ms. Jem
10-30-2008, 05:43 PM
On my walk I encountered a sphinx
A strange sight in Strawberry Fields, me thinks!

It is time to go to work

Samantha's_Song
10-30-2008, 05:50 PM
It is time to go to work
But rememering last night will make me smirk.

What shall we be having for lunch

Deccydiva
10-30-2008, 06:30 PM
What shall we be having for lunch
Salmon, if I believe my hunch

Why won't my oil fuelled boiler fire?

Popo Agie Flow
10-30-2008, 10:08 PM
Why won't my oil fuelled boiler fire?
It's filled not with fuel but only your desire.


I'm all alone on duty in Boston Tower.

oneblindmouse
10-30-2008, 10:19 PM
I'm all alone on duty in Boston Tower
which only goes to prove my ultimate power.

The temperature has dropped and it looks like snow.

Elonna
10-30-2008, 10:28 PM
The temperature has dropped and it looks like snow.
Dark clouds roll in and harsh winds blow.

Winter is coming, that is clear

Moot Writer
10-30-2008, 11:26 PM
Winter is coming, that is clear
with snow and ice to end the year.

Halloween is only a day away

Nymtoc
10-31-2008, 02:32 AM
Halloween is only a day away
Soon witches will dance a roundelay.

:e2dance:

The weirdness starts when ghosts rise from the grave

Popo Agie Flow
10-31-2008, 05:19 AM
The weirdness starts when ghosts rise from the grave
Now, you goblins, high-flying, all, have your fun, then behave


Bones creak and spirits sway, chasing the fraidy-cats away

Woof
10-31-2008, 04:51 PM
Bones creak and spirits sway, chasing the fraidy-cats away
For the demons still have many little boys and girls to flay.

If you want a trick or a treat you must enter the crypt

Ms. Jem
10-31-2008, 05:44 PM
If you want a trick or a treat you must enter the crypt
Where the lid on Dracula's coffin will soon lift

But don't despair, he's feeling generous this day

Woof
11-01-2008, 04:42 PM
But don't despair, he's feeling generous this day
He's serving a Bloody Mary and a cheese souflée.

Every kid today is having a sugar hangover

Ms. Jem
11-01-2008, 07:15 PM
Every kid today is having a sugar hangover
They are full of energy like Sara Conover.

Now the Terminator is running for his life.

oneblindmouse
11-01-2008, 10:43 PM
Now the Terminator is running for his life
to find a refuge from the disaster and strife.

In two days' time the U.S. will have a new leader.

Nymtoc
11-01-2008, 10:54 PM
In two days' time the U.S. will have a new leader.
Let us hope that he is at least a reader.

:banana:

One candidate is terrific, the other a fool

oneblindmouse
11-01-2008, 11:06 PM
One candidate is terrific, the other is a fool;
One makes me want to vomit, the other makes me drool.

Impending elections make us wax poetic.

Nymtoc
11-01-2008, 11:12 PM
Impending elections make us wax poetic
Though certain earlier elections have been...pathetic.

:snoopy:

When the ballots are all counted, we expect to cheer

Deccydiva
11-02-2008, 12:44 AM
When the ballots are all counted, we expect to cheer
We'll even hear news of the result over here

Hurray! My boiler is fixed and I'm warm

oneblindmouse
11-02-2008, 12:44 AM
When the ballots are all counted, we expect to cheer,
while others will drown their sorrows in gallons of beer.

Why is it that wasting time on this forum is so appealing?

Woof
11-02-2008, 01:02 AM
Why is it that wasting time on this forum is so appealing?
Because time's never wasted when one is revealing.

Too many thoughts, too little time

slcboston
11-02-2008, 01:02 AM
Too many thoughts, too little time.
Too many clowns, only one mime.

Better to speak than not be spoken to

Woof
11-02-2008, 01:09 AM
Better to speak than not be spoken to
Better united than broken in two.


For every word uttered there is a pond that ripples