For two weeks I got no rejections. On Monday of this week I got six, and no more since then. You see what that means, don’t you? It was obvious to me, anyway: Rejection letters attract other rejection letters. They form a mass, a rejection blob.
Okay, I’ll admit that this one occurrence doesn’t prove anything, as the skeptical will say that six rejections in one day, however unlikely, was a mere coincidence. So I’ve devised an experiment, quite scientific. I’ve written a letter to myself, speaking of my work in the most glowing terms—impossible to put down, the next Hemingway, etcetera, etcetera—offering myself full representation. I will send this letter out on Monday, and, if my theory is correct, it will act as a seed, attracting other offers, forming a massive offer blob that will arrive in my mail early next week...assuming the post office doesn’t lose it.
Yes, I think I’m on to something, something big...
Okay, I’ll admit that this one occurrence doesn’t prove anything, as the skeptical will say that six rejections in one day, however unlikely, was a mere coincidence. So I’ve devised an experiment, quite scientific. I’ve written a letter to myself, speaking of my work in the most glowing terms—impossible to put down, the next Hemingway, etcetera, etcetera—offering myself full representation. I will send this letter out on Monday, and, if my theory is correct, it will act as a seed, attracting other offers, forming a massive offer blob that will arrive in my mail early next week...assuming the post office doesn’t lose it.
Yes, I think I’m on to something, something big...
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