Somebody nominate me King Al

Well, I will make the appropriate nomination. Although I have no clue what you refer to.

I hereby nominate Underthecity (not the sewing machine) who used to resemble some other dude, but no longer does, to be KING!

Here yea! Hear yea, one and all:

"UTC, Allen, Al shall be proclaimed king of (um, whatever it is he wishes) for the duration of (whatever the time limit is) - how say you all?"

"Call out your seconds!"

Good luck Al!

Christine

But, we do not have kings - did you mean president?

Why, did some watery tart throw a sword at you?

Then why do you need to be nominated?

just sayin'

Well, I can see that no one seconds Al. You are gonna have to drum up a second to the motion. Until that time, I do NOT bow to you. After...we will talk when you are king.

Ah... what the hell...

I'll second

Well, damn! Now we have to bow to him. And he will be drunk. May puke. He will order us about and maybe even make us write his novel. Not sounding so Heavenly.

Well, Sire (curtsie in place), what is your first command?

keep pushing the wine. when he passes out, i'll grab his keys!

May I fetch you another, sire?

Sire, the ale is all we have left. You will have to be pleased with what your kingdom has to offer. Tis a fair ale, you will enjoy.

I do not fiddle. Set someone else to that task.

willfulone said:

But, we do not have kings - did you mean president?

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Excuse me? I am King of AW. What rock have you been living under?

Unfortunately for UnderTheCity, he never forwarded his resume, so when I pass on my crown on Monday, it won't be to him.

Maybe if he sucks up to the new Royalty he could get it the week after next.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Excuse me? I am King of AW. What rock have you been living under?

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I guess under the one without the news. I have no clue about the Kingdom of AW and it's King. Had I known I had royalty living in WI, I may have vacuumed today instead of doing something else.

I have a friend who's named Al, and already considers himself a king. For me, you'd be King Al II.
Or you could be King Al-I-wish-is.

willfulone said:

I guess under the one without the news. I have no clue about the Kingdom of AW and it's King. Had I known I had royalty living in WI, I may have vacuumed today instead of doing something else.

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Maybe you just need to branch out and read more threads in Office Party.

stormie said:

I have a friend who's named Al, and already considers himself a king. For me, you'd be King Al II.
Or you could be King Al-I-wish-is.

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See now that is funny - and I have not had a drop to drink. Maybe I should get a glass and imbibe.

Can subjects drink while on the job? I guess I should ask Shadow, since I now know he is the rightful king. But, um, since he was king and I did not, perhaps he would not be granting me wine rights. In which case I would exercise my Whine rights. So, executive decision time. I will get me own drinkie poo and have some. I would nary make a good subject. I do not take orders so well.

Shadow_Ferret said:

Maybe you just need to branch out and read more threads in Office Party.

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Is that an order Sire?

I DO read in OP. A lot. Even respond there. I am to suspect there is a Kingdom thread of some sort by this? And I should have known?

sorry, King Ferret-dude

sneaks out of thread, closes door quietly...

underthecity said:

Shadow Ferret,

Did I want to be King of AW?

No.

My Kingdom is that of WA. (pronounced WAH)

Thought you'd have a holy war there for a minute.


Bring on the ale, if you must. Find me a fiddler or to the dungeon with you.

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Well then you ARE king of this thread at least. Here is your ale. And if ye were nay so drunk, sire, you would realize the mon is right beside you playing a melodious tune. Open your ears!