I have no impairments of any kind!

BenPanced · Sep 25, 2008

My husband/boyfriend/lover/significant other/roommate/whatever thinks I'm almost practically perfect in every way!

Except when I don't put the dishes away.

Or change the litterbox soon enough.

Or take out the trash when it needs to go out.

BUT HE STILL THINKS I'M CUTE!

CaroGirl · Sep 25, 2008

Oh you have impairments. You just don't know what they are yet. How long have you been with your SO? I've been with mine for 21 years. Try going that long and not finding your own impairments (nevermind his).

Shadow_Ferret · Sep 25, 2008

I don't even know how to respond to this without it coming out wrong. So I'll pass. Thank you for the opportunity though. It is very much appreciated.

BenPanced · Sep 25, 2008

CaroGirl said:
Oh you have impairments. You just don't know what they are yet. How long have you been with your SO? I've been with mine for 21 years. Try going that long and not finding your own impairments (nevermind his).

13 years. Trust me. He has more faults that I.

CaroGirl · Sep 25, 2008

BenPanced said:
13 years. Trust me. He has more faults that I.

Mine too. I'm content with that.

We rock.

Pagey's_Girl · Sep 25, 2008

Wow. I think my longest relationship lasted thirteen months, maybe. So you can see what one of my big impairments is right there.

And in all seriousness - he's a lucky guy, Ben, to have landed you.

Shadow_Ferret · Sep 25, 2008

Seems Ben has forgotten the whole "I pooted" thing. Wouldn't constant flatulence be considered an impairment?

Pagey's_Girl · Sep 25, 2008

But he poots rainbows. It says so in his sig.

benbradley · Sep 25, 2008

Shadow_Ferret said:
I don't even know how to respond to this without it coming out wrong. So I'll pass.

Oh, you came SO close to saying it...

Shadow_Ferret said:
Seems Ben has forgotten the whole "I pooted" thing. Wouldn't constant flatulence be considered an impairment?

There ya go...I'm SO happy this is The Internet, and the closest person on here is miles (that's kilometers for many of you) away...

Shadow_Ferret · Sep 25, 2008

Rainbow just describes what they look like visually though.

Jersey Chick · Sep 25, 2008

Constant flatulence an impairment? My husband doesn't think his is - he says he'd essplode otherwise. Sometimes, his essplodin' might be a good thing.

And yes - he has waaay more faults than I have

BenPanced · Sep 25, 2008

Shadow_Ferret said:
Seems Ben has forgotten the whole "I pooted" thing. Wouldn't constant flatulence be considered an impairment?

Ferret. Dude. You're talking about two guys. Two guys. We wouldn't notice.

Williebee · Sep 25, 2008

oh MANnnnn. And you said I could pull your finger next time.

nuts.

Shadow_Ferret · Sep 25, 2008

BenPanced said:
Ferret. Dude. You're talking about two guys. Two guys. We wouldn't notice.

Well...

*balances gingerly on the line*

Why would I know?

BenPanced · Sep 25, 2008

If one guy doesn't notice, why would two? Double the "who, me?" filters there.

maestrowork · Sep 25, 2008

Two Guys and a Pooting Baby -- now that's a good show on CBS.

C.bronco · Sep 25, 2008

I want to know what vitamin supplements will help me to poop rainbows. Ben gets the Healthiest AWer Award!

TrainofThought · Sep 25, 2008

I have no impairments of any kind!

Me either. It's tough being perfect.

NeuroFizz · Sep 25, 2008

Pagey's_Girl said:
But he poots rainbows. It says so in his sig.

It's a really cool form of synesthesia.

I have no impairments of any kind!

BenPanced

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

CaroGirl

Living the dream

Shadow_Ferret

Court Jester

BenPanced

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

CaroGirl

Living the dream

Pagey's_Girl

Still plays with dolls

Shadow_Ferret

Court Jester

Pagey's_Girl

Still plays with dolls

benbradley

It's a doggy dog world

Shadow_Ferret

Court Jester

Jersey Chick

Up all night to get Loki

BenPanced

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

Williebee

Capeless, wingless, & yet I fly.

Shadow_Ferret

Court Jester

BenPanced

THE BLUEBERRY QUEEN OF HADES (he/him)

maestrowork

Fear the Death Ray

C.bronco

I have plans...

TrainofThought

A flowering bud of bitchiness

NeuroFizz

The grad students did it