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KTC
09-25-2008, 06:21 AM
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Shadow_Ferret
09-25-2008, 06:24 AM
Spooky was faster.

C.bronco
09-25-2008, 06:27 AM
I prefer the crunchy raisin bran to the classic raisin bran.

Shadow_Ferret
09-25-2008, 06:30 AM
Kiss it, FerretFace. I'm legendary. Just look at the thread that will die.
But if it will die, why should I look at it? Am I not just setting myself up for heartache in that case?

benbradley
09-25-2008, 06:36 AM
I eat five-minute oats every morning, you know, the brand with the religious icon on the package. I suppose you could call it racin' bran.

But if it will die, why should I look at it? Am I not just setting myself up for heartache in that case?
Think of it as evolution in action inspiration to write a country song.

C.bronco
09-25-2008, 06:36 AM
Geesh, I hope it's not diverticulitis (which I can't spell). I hope you don't have cramps.

EriRae
09-25-2008, 02:36 PM
:ROFL:

NeuroFizz
09-25-2008, 03:56 PM
I prefer the crunchy raisin bran to the classic raisin bran.
I'm similar to Kevin. The bran comes out before the raisins are fully chewed.

CaroGirl
09-25-2008, 04:08 PM
In the morning, gimme a bowl of raisin bran, a cup of coffee and a toilet and I'm as happy as a pig in...well, you get the idea.

Pagey's_Girl
09-25-2008, 04:36 PM
Coworker, on her first day in the office after a nasty bout of salmonella poisoning: "I know I should eat something, but I'm just not hungry."

Second coworker: "Want to split a muffin with me?"

First coworker, looking askance at said muffin: "I think a bran muffin is the last thing I need right now!"

You had to be there, I guess...

Shadow_Ferret
09-25-2008, 07:02 PM
This thread gives me gas.

maestrowork
09-25-2008, 07:06 PM
I know I never wanted to have raisin bran for a reason. I hate raisins. And now I know I hate bran as well.

Shadow_Ferret
09-25-2008, 07:09 PM
Oops.
:o
Excuse me.

maestrowork
09-25-2008, 07:18 PM
Did you poop, feretbottom?

Shadow_Ferret
09-25-2008, 08:00 PM
If you like a friend who gives you gastrointestinal distress, cramps and flatulence. Yes.

Shadow_Ferret
09-26-2008, 12:36 AM
Oh, stop talking about yourself.
Well, if I don't, who will?

GLAZE_by_KyrstinMc
09-26-2008, 12:38 AM
I prefer the crunchy raisin bran to the classic raisin bran.

Same.

Shadow_Ferret
09-26-2008, 12:39 AM
You mean behind your back or in front of your face?
As long as they're talking about me.

Shadow_Ferret
09-26-2008, 05:20 PM
:cry:

I killed it!




Too much bran.

Whoa. Don't light a match.

Shadow_Ferret
09-26-2008, 05:31 PM
*sighs*

That was really *snickers* sad, Kevin.

:)

Pagey's_Girl
09-26-2008, 05:35 PM
*Looks in cupboard*

Hey, who ate all the Colon Blow and put the empty box back in the cabinet?

ETA: Wait. We shill have some Barbed Wire N' Honey...

Shadow_Ferret
09-26-2008, 05:43 PM
*points at Kevin*