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rhymegirl
09-22-2008, 12:12 AM
Or was he?

He has mysteriously vanished.

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 12:13 AM
I was expecting pictures.

Where has he gone to?

Yeshanu
09-22-2008, 12:20 AM
I thought all the aliens were already here. In which case, he's obviously been abducted by humans.

Evil fiends!

Cranky
09-22-2008, 12:21 AM
He was posting yesterday, so unless the aliens have logged in under his username, I think he's okay.

Well, you know. Okay for Silver King. :D

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 12:22 AM
I thought all the aliens were already here. In which case, he's obviously been abducted by humans.

Evil fiends!

We should kick their asses!

*tries to kick own ass*

rhymegirl
09-22-2008, 12:24 AM
I was expecting pictures.

Where has he gone to?

Pictures? Let me see if I can find any.

I don't know, it may be one of those top-secret government cover-ups.

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 12:25 AM
Pictures? Let me see if I can find any.

I don't know, it may be one of those top-secret government cover-ups.

Well I wouldn't know anything about that.

*straightens tie and slips on sunglasses*

joyce
09-22-2008, 12:26 AM
The last I saw him he was on the breast milk thread. Perhaps he's searching for a breast to milk.:D

Ken
09-22-2008, 12:35 AM
probably fishing.
(He's about, though. Saw posts of his just yesterday.)

rhymegirl
09-22-2008, 12:40 AM
Wow, it's worse than I feared.

It looks like the aliens have already experimented on him:

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/fishman.jpg

Unique
09-22-2008, 12:43 AM
How do you cook something like that?

And what wine to serve - red or white? Maybe robeiae will know ...

joyce
09-22-2008, 12:44 AM
:roll:

vixey
09-22-2008, 12:48 AM
That's disgusting!!! He looks nothing his avatar - so long, firm and slippery . . . I'm so disappointed.

Haggis
09-22-2008, 12:51 AM
I understand SK had a small accident with a dock the other day.

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/allatok_05.jpg

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 12:55 AM
Whoa. SK's had better days.

Rolling Thunder
09-22-2008, 01:07 AM
*hides bag of fish sticks behind back*

I. Am. Innocent.tm

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 01:08 AM
*hides bag of fish sticks behind back*

I. Am. Innocent.tm

Oh. Dear. God.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2008, 01:26 AM
I dunno... looks like he'd taste kinda... well... y'know... fishy.

Yeshanu
09-22-2008, 01:41 AM
This whole thread's kind of fishy.

Mmmm. Fish...

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 01:43 AM
Aw god. Brace yourselves people. We've entered The Pun Zone!

rhymegirl
09-22-2008, 01:48 AM
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate this thread?

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 01:50 AM
On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate this thread?

Is 1 good or bad?

I'm just asking. :D

regdog
09-22-2008, 01:55 AM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/e961dc89.jpg

rhymegirl
09-22-2008, 01:57 AM
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/fishman.jpg

I'm thinking about shrinking this down and using it as an avatar.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2008, 02:05 AM
Silver's often shelfish, but on the whole, he's a soleful guy.

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 02:06 AM
Silver's often shelfish, but on the whole, he's a soleful guy.

My eyes! My poor eyes!

joyce
09-22-2008, 02:08 AM
I've seen him crabby a time or two.:)

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 02:08 AM
I've seen him crabby a time or two.:)

Kick a man while he's down why don't ya?

vixey
09-22-2008, 02:09 AM
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/default.aspx?preview=1&source=http%3A//images.icanhascheezburger.com/imagestore/2008/4/17/cdf67c48-5cc0-406c-adc7-cfde163ed3d9.jpg&top=Silver%20King&bottom=what%20a%20catch%21&middle=&font=Impact&color=White&size=50&bold=true&italic=false&underlined=false&style=outline&opacity=100&topalignment=left&middlealignment=left&bottomalignment=right

Beach Bunny
09-22-2008, 02:11 AM
I thought someone had already hooked him.

joyce
09-22-2008, 02:11 AM
Silver is going to feel so special when he reads all our kind thoughts. That is if we can reel him into this thread.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2008, 02:13 AM
I can't believe what I'm herring here!

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 02:13 AM
:guns::guns::guns::guns:

The next pun gets it.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2008, 02:14 AM
Stop carpin', willya?

Rolling Thunder
09-22-2008, 02:14 AM
Kick a man while he's down why don't ya?

Tuna in later. I'm shore your cockles will be even more warmed. Who knows? You might have a whale of a time.

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 02:15 AM
Ah for the love of cod. . .oh no. No. Now I'm doing it.

Nooooooooo!

vixey
09-22-2008, 02:16 AM
Cast your vote for the best pun.

Beach Bunny
09-22-2008, 02:16 AM
Silver is going to feel so special when he reads all our kind thoughts. That is if we can reel him into this thread.

Since he is the moderator of this forum, it would be a fluke if he missed this.


:guns::guns::guns::guns:

The next pun gets it.

:wag:

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 02:17 AM
RT's wins for quantity.

vixey
09-22-2008, 02:17 AM
Maybe we should quit harpoonin' on his disappearance.

maestrowork
09-22-2008, 02:17 AM
When he comes back, we need to probe him about the probes.

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 02:18 AM
Since he is the moderator of this forum, it would be a fluke if he missed this.



:wag:

A wise guy eh?

:box:

Beach Bunny
09-22-2008, 02:22 AM
A wise guy eh?

:box:
Are sure you want to tangle with me? I tackle below the belt. :tongue

Ageless Stranger
09-22-2008, 02:24 AM
Are sure you want to tangle with me? I tackle below the belt. :tongue


That's okay. I tend to run away and throw stones.

maestrowork
09-22-2008, 02:26 AM
Since he is the moderator of this forum, it would be a fluke if he missed this.


So when the cat isn't around, the mice run amuck talking about the cat?

Williebee
09-22-2008, 02:32 AM
I think that, when he comes back, we should keep this thread going.

You know, just for the halibut.

maestrowork
09-22-2008, 02:33 AM
I'm hooked. I just hope he won't flounder.

joyce
09-22-2008, 02:37 AM
I'm sure he'll be watching from his perch.

Williebee
09-22-2008, 02:42 AM
I don't think he got taken by aliens at all.

Don't aliens always come after that farmer, standing in a field somewhere?

How would they have found "the fish"?

joyce
09-22-2008, 02:44 AM
He'll either sinker swim.

Beach Bunny
09-22-2008, 02:47 AM
How would they have found "the fish"?
With a fishfinder radar gizmo. :)

Haggis
09-22-2008, 02:51 AM
I'm sure he's perched at a bar somewhere taking this all in.

joyce
09-22-2008, 03:06 AM
I'm sure he's perched at a bar somewhere taking this all in.

Hey, I already used the perch thing, get your own darn fish!:D

Haggis
09-22-2008, 03:16 AM
Hey, I already used the perch thing, get your own darn fish!:D

Walleye didn't see it. I squid you not.

vixey
09-22-2008, 03:16 AM
I'm sure he's perched at a bar somewhere taking this all in.

Having a halibut time.

joyce
09-22-2008, 03:18 AM
Walleye didn't see it. I squid you not.

Well Wahoo I forgive you.

Silver King
09-22-2008, 03:30 AM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Silver-King/Sweatshirt054.jpg

Rolling Thunder
09-22-2008, 03:37 AM
What's up with the giant condom?

joyce
09-22-2008, 03:37 AM
Well slap my bass......Silver is here in his alien attire.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2008, 03:44 AM
Uncut, even.

Silver King
09-22-2008, 04:06 AM
we have your so called silver king, if you want to see him alive again you better pay up stoopid earthling looser's,!

our demands follows. no more lolcats,! onLY LolFIsh in this forum from now on/

got iT,?

or we EAt your greasy fish for LUnCh,!!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2008, 04:15 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/469761040_45bf936c04.jpg

Rolling Thunder
09-22-2008, 04:20 AM
If the aliens are willing to share the fish fry, I'll supply the beer. :D

Ken
09-22-2008, 04:22 AM
http://theunfocusedlife.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/mabellyitchez128470075962500000.jpg

there are actually such things as lolfishes. Never would've guessed it.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2008, 04:23 AM
I'll bring the hushpuppies.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2008, 04:24 AM
there are actually such things as lolfishes. Never would've guessed it.

There sure are... and the first one I clicked on just about knocked me outta ma chairz1!!1

Ken
09-22-2008, 04:26 AM
There sure are... and the first one I clicked on just about knocked me outta ma chairz1!!1

I settled on the 2nd one. Quickly going back to view the 1st...

Pretty horrifying :-O

Silver King
09-22-2008, 04:26 AM
http://theunfocusedlife.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/mabellyitchez128470075962500000.jpg

there are actually such things as lolfishes. Never would've guessed it.
VerY much more like it, anis Nin,!

joyce
09-22-2008, 04:27 AM
Well if it's a fish fry I'll have to bring some grits. Ok, it's a southern thing.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2008, 04:30 AM
We'll need some coleslaw, too.

C.bronco
09-22-2008, 04:30 AM
Oh noes!!!! Silver King, my thoughts are with you.

Ken
09-22-2008, 04:34 AM
Iz blows
O
o
.
:e2fish:
bubbles

(homemade lolfish for SF)

Susie
09-22-2008, 04:34 AM
I personally think he's the best CATCH of the day! :D

Williebee
09-22-2008, 04:36 AM
Sing along now:

The snack that snaps back, Silver (King) Fish.

joyce
09-22-2008, 04:37 AM
There sure are... and the first one I clicked on just about knocked me outta ma chairz1!!1

OMG I think we must have clicked on the same link. I would never want anything to happen to our dear Silver like that!

reigningcatsndogs
09-22-2008, 04:37 AM
http://www.kasilofseafoods.com/Images/funny-fish.gif

C.bronco
09-22-2008, 04:38 AM
Beans are always dangerous...

reigningcatsndogs
09-22-2008, 04:41 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-drinks-fishbowl.jpg

Silver King
09-22-2008, 05:01 AM
stoopid fish try to jump away, we catch him, now we have lunch with steak tar tar sauce,!

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/Silver-King/Tarpon06-25-08175-3.jpg

Haggis
09-22-2008, 05:16 AM
Oh, no!

http://mainefishingtoday.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/dead%20fish.jpg

rhymegirl
09-22-2008, 05:19 AM
Okay, now I KNOW that was not how I titled this thread.

And maybe it's my imagination, but it SEEMS as if that title keeps changing.


And may I say it's nice to see that Silver King has made it back from the aliens.


ETA: Or HAS he?

Williebee
09-22-2008, 05:27 AM
Ooooh. Kilts AND Sporrans!!

That explains everything.

Silver King
09-22-2008, 05:36 AM
HELP!
(http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-4mtlqIfukc)

maestrowork
09-22-2008, 06:27 AM
Oh, no!

http://mainefishingtoday.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/dead%20fish.jpg

Oh no, not Fluffy! No, Fluffy, don't flip over! Poor Fluffy.

Beach Bunny
09-22-2008, 06:47 AM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dolphindancer/randomness/anemonescloser.jpg

Jersey Chick
09-22-2008, 07:18 AM
Every time I look, this thread has a new title... The Spirit must be displeased with something ;)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2008, 11:15 PM
It's a virus.




Or something.




:D

Jersey Chick
09-23-2008, 03:29 AM
See? It did it again...

**backs out of thread slowly, runs like hell before the ghostlight gets me**

rhymegirl
09-23-2008, 03:46 AM
Re: new thread title

Well, after all, they experimented on him and turned him into a half man/half fish. No wonder they don't want him anymore.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-23-2008, 04:32 AM
They're apparently willing to PAY US to take him back.

I'm waiting for their offer now.

Ken
09-23-2008, 04:45 AM
US policy strictly forbids hostage negotiations.
Instead, a SWAT team will be called in to get back Silver King...and slay the aliens :-)

Susie
09-23-2008, 04:46 AM
Lookie that. The aliens changed the title again. :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-23-2008, 04:51 AM
But... but... they want to pay US, anis! We don't mind negotiating that, do we? The more we can get... you know. It's all about the bucks.

Ken
09-23-2008, 04:53 AM
hmmm, perhaps you've got a point there.
What's the current exchange rate of US dollars to Martian mullah?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-23-2008, 05:18 AM
I'm thinkin' these folks are... from farther away. Maybe Elaas. They're women. Here's a pic:

http://www.ussventure.eng.br/LCARS-Terminal_net_arquivos/series/epi/Series_1_TOS_t3_arquivos/Serie1313.jpg

C A Winters
09-23-2008, 05:29 AM
I put on my Tin Hat and I heard that they were going to cast Silver King in the lastest outer space thriller: Invasion of the Super Crabs . . Uh....

Susie
09-23-2008, 05:38 AM
I'm thinkin' these folks are... from farther away. Maybe Elaas. They're women. Here's a pic:

http://www.ussventure.eng.br/LCARS-Terminal_net_arquivos/series/epi/Series_1_TOS_t3_arquivos/Serie1313.jpg

Jen, you and this stunning creature look very similar. I wonder, one in the same? :)

jennifer75
09-23-2008, 05:45 AM
Or was he?

He has mysteriously vanished.

he's my favorite mod.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-23-2008, 06:22 AM
Jen, you and this stunning creature look very similar. I wonder, one in the same? :)

:blush: I wish. Perhaps in another - future - lifetime. :)


he's my favorite mod.

Oh, reeeeeealy?

Haggis
09-23-2008, 06:49 AM
he's my favorite mod.




Oh, reeeeeealy?

*Puts Jennifer on the "watch list."*

C.bronco
09-23-2008, 06:56 AM
Aliens are trying to discover the secret of silvery goodness. I say, "No!" They should pay taxes first before we share SK.

Jersey Chick
09-23-2008, 07:14 AM
So, what is the price now? I mean, I guess it's a price. It isn't a ransom, since they want to pay us, right?

Yeshanu
09-23-2008, 08:18 AM
There sure are... and the first one I clicked on just about knocked me outta ma chairz1!!1



Being a curious sort, I clicked on the link. If you're even the tiniest bit prudish, or under 18 years of age, DO NOT click on the link.

It's disgusting, and not the least bit funny.

Be it noted that I don't blame OFG or the person who first Googled lolfish. But since this thread is read by all sorts of people, I thought I'd point this out.



Back to our regularly scheduled thread, whatever it's called at this particular point in time...

Beach Bunny
09-23-2008, 09:58 AM
*Puts Jennifer on the "watch list."*
There's a "watch list"?

What are you watching them do? Can anyone watch or is that just for mods?:popcorn:

Ageless Stranger
09-23-2008, 10:34 AM
Aha! There are aliens here! Rhymegirl was right!

Don't worry folks. I'm an. . .expert.

Ken
09-23-2008, 02:38 PM
I'm thinkin' these folks are... from farther away. Maybe Elaas. They're women. Here's a pic:

http://www.ussventure.eng.br/LCARS-Terminal_net_arquivos/series/epi/Series_1_TOS_t3_arquivos/Serie1313.jpg

...if the aliens who abducted SF look like this he may not want to leave ;-)

Ken
09-23-2008, 02:47 PM
cute lolcat, in any event.
Think even SF would agree.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-23-2008, 03:22 PM
So, what is the price now? I mean, I guess it's a price. It isn't a ransom, since they want to pay us, right?

They're desperate to pay us. You know what fish smells like after a couple days outta water?

We may have messed up, however, by holding out too long. I don't know how big their toilets are on the Mother Ship, but it's possible they're planning to flush him.

Jersey Chick
09-23-2008, 03:55 PM
Who's negotiating this deal? Perhaps we should just accept whatever offer is being made before the fish stink permeates all of space?

rhymegirl
09-23-2008, 04:01 PM
You notice we've not had a peep out of SK lately?

I fear it may be................too late.

Jersey Chick
09-23-2008, 04:15 PM
Oh dear... would a toilet whoosh in space?

Silver King
09-23-2008, 05:56 PM
You notice we've not had a peep out of SK lately?

peep

Haggis
09-23-2008, 06:24 PM
peep

Oh, sure. You say you're Silver King. But how do we know for sure? PM me your social security number and banking information so I can verify your identity. :rolleyes:

cray
09-23-2008, 06:30 PM
who's sliver kign?

Silver King
09-23-2008, 06:52 PM
Silver King's offspring after breeding with aliens revealed (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3SePT0PTorI)!

maestrowork
09-23-2008, 06:54 PM
Spore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spore_(game)).

cray
09-23-2008, 07:00 PM
Silver King's offspring after breeding with aliens revealed (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3SePT0PTorI)!


sweet.
and they sing like angels too.

jennifer75
09-24-2008, 01:32 AM
Oh, reeeeeealy?

Uhm no I mean...I simply meant that....you kwow, it's hard to.....

writerterri
09-24-2008, 02:26 AM
peep


Oh, look! He's turned into a chick.

Silver King
09-24-2008, 04:24 AM
he's my favorite mod.
Just in case anyone missed that admission, it's worth repeating. :D

Seriously, though, I've been busy lately and unable to attend to my "duties" here, which to me equates to giving as many members a hard time as possible. But like Ahnold says, "Ahl be bahk." So watch out!

Hopefully that'll happen soon, and by then you'll wish I HAD been abducted by aliens for real. :)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-24-2008, 04:25 AM
Uhm no I mean...I simply meant that....you kwow, it's hard to.....

Yeah, yeah... write yourself outta this one, Joan Wilder. :ROFL:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-24-2008, 04:25 AM
Just in case anyone missed that admission, it's worth repeating. :D

Seriously, though, I've been busy lately and unable to attend to my "duties" here, which to me equates to giving as many members a hard time as possible. But like Ahnold says, "Ahl be bahk." So watch out!

Hopefully that'll happen soon, and by then you'll wish I HAD been abducted by aliens for real. :)

Meh. Yer just lazy! :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-24-2008, 04:27 AM
Oh, look! He's turned into a chick.

He's always been in touch with his feminine side.

Ken
09-24-2008, 04:29 AM
I've been busy lately and unable to attend to my "duties" here...

that's ok. OFG has been doing a fine job of holdin' up the fort, and giving us hell keeping order.

Silver King
09-24-2008, 04:47 AM
Meh. Yer just lazy! :D
That's part of it also; but thanks to you and your work here, I can focus on real world issues when they happen without being distracted by what occurs here, which is a huge relief to know the forum is in good hands.

You're the best, my friend. Thank you. :)

rhymegirl
09-24-2008, 05:24 AM
Ahem. I'm the one who alerted everyone that aliens had abducted you. Geesh.

C.bronco
09-24-2008, 05:30 AM
Oh, I'm so glad SK is back! Were they friendly? Did they use probes? Does copper tubing really keep their thoughts out of your brain?

jennifer75
09-24-2008, 05:44 AM
Just in case anyone missed that admission, it's worth repeating. :D

Seriously, though, I've been busy lately and unable to attend to my "duties" here, which to me equates to giving as many members a hard time as possible. But like Ahnold says, "Ahl be bahk." So watch out!

Hopefully that'll happen soon, and by then you'll wish I HAD been abducted by aliens for real. :)

Rephrased....Silver King and OFG are my mostest favoritestest modestests.
huh?

Haggis
09-24-2008, 07:23 AM
Rephrased....Silver King and OFG are my mostest favoritestest modestests.
huh?

*notes that Jennifer left me off the "mostest favoritestest modestests" list...begins preparing deportation papers*

Susie
09-24-2008, 07:28 AM
I knew where our Kingeth was the entire time, but I ain't a tellin'. He plies me with chocolate. :D

maestrowork
09-24-2008, 07:30 AM
I keep seeing OMFG. You people swear too much.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-24-2008, 04:01 PM
that's ok. OFG has been doing a fine job of holdin' up the fort, and giving us hell keeping order.

It's what I live for...


Ahem. I'm the one who alerted everyone that aliens had abducted you. Geesh.

Oh, sure! It's all about YOU! GAH!tm


Rephrased....Silver King and OFG are my mostest favoritestest modestests.

That's better.


I keep seeing OMFG. You people swear too much.

First time someone abbreviated my name was in a rep point... I thought they were saying something rude, too. :)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-24-2008, 04:02 PM
*notes that Jennifer left me off the "mostest favoritestest modestests" list...begins preparing deportation papers*

You go be mostest favoritestest modestests in your own forum, bucko. OP is OFG and SK Country!

jennifer75
09-24-2008, 08:49 PM
*notes that Jennifer left me off the "mostest favoritestest modestests" list...begins preparing deportation papers*

You're a MOD???? When did that happen!?!?!!?!?

Pagey's_Girl
09-24-2008, 09:29 PM
First time someone abbreviated my name was in a rep point... I thought they were saying something rude, too. :)

Some sales jerk on the phone actually pronounced the IT Director's name as an obscenity a couple of days ago. I quite professionally corrected him, but maybe I shouldn't have.

Susie
09-25-2008, 12:25 AM
This thread title changes faster than some peeps change their underwear. (I have a list :D)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-25-2008, 01:35 AM
Some peeps don't wear underwear.



Just sayin'.tm

Jersey Chick
09-25-2008, 01:40 AM
**peeks back in**

Hmm... looks the same... but the sign over the door's changed.

Again.

Shocking. ;)

Yeshanu
09-25-2008, 02:07 AM
This thread title changes faster than some peeps change their underwear. (I have a list :D)


:ROFL:

Susie's not as nice as she makes out here...

And now I understand (sort of) the current thread title.

Susie
09-25-2008, 02:37 AM
I iz nice, I 'mean' it! :)

JLCwrites
09-25-2008, 03:03 AM
Yes, Susie is very nice!



(Psst... Susie, can I have my underwear back please?)

Susie
09-25-2008, 04:09 AM
Thx much, Turk.

Disclaimer: :) I don't have anyone's underwear and shhhhh I don't really have a list either. I was just a clownin' on ya. bwahahaha.

maestrowork
09-25-2008, 05:33 AM
Thx much, Turk.

Disclaimer: :) I don't have anyone's underwear and shhhhh I don't really have a list either. I was just a clownin' on ya. bwahahaha.

You have mine. It's made of chocolate.

Or so you thought.

C.bronco
09-25-2008, 05:37 AM
No reply about the probes. I guess it was too personal...

Susie
09-25-2008, 06:07 AM
You have mine. It's made of chocolate.

Or so you thought.

Not made of chocolate, Ray??? Say it ain't so! :D

Haggis
09-25-2008, 06:30 AM
You're a MOD???? When did that happen!?!?!!?!?

*sigh*

About a year ago. Mac's doctor was adjusting her meds and, well....

Beach Bunny
09-25-2008, 09:29 AM
hmmmmm the title now reads:
"Silver King Abducted - Aliens Demand Less Sex and More Pillow Talk! "
It must be female aliens that abducted him. But, I guess that goes without saying, huh?

Yeshanu
09-25-2008, 06:12 PM
Now the Aliens are demanding a BBQ cookbook...

Just a side thought. If any of you also play Sims2, you'll know that adult males abducted by aliens come home pregnant, and in due course pop out a lovely little green baby.

Unless they eat cheesecake, in which case they pop out two lovely little green babies.

I love green babies. Here, SK:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h190/Yeshanu/chocolatecheesecake.jpg

Pagey's_Girl
09-25-2008, 06:37 PM
*Searches eBay* - Hey, here it is! To Serve Man, the classic Kanamet cookbook, fifth edition, translated from Kanamet to English...

:eek: They want HOW much for it?!

(Is it bad that I thought that episode of Twilight Zone was funny? "DON'T GET ON THE SHIP! THEY TRANSLATED IT! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!")

Jersey Chick
09-25-2008, 07:24 PM
I heart that episode.

is anyone else feeling dizzy from the way this thread title revolves?

Yeshanu
09-25-2008, 08:08 PM
is anyone else feeling dizzy from the way this thread title revolves?



It hasn't changed in over an hour now...

Jersey Chick
09-25-2008, 09:09 PM
The aliens are having an off day.

Beach Bunny
09-25-2008, 09:16 PM
Hmmm why would the aliens demand a Barbecue cookbook? Barbecued fish is not very tasty. Smoked, grilled, fried, baked, or made into chowder, yes. Barbecued, no.

Pagey's_Girl
09-25-2008, 09:30 PM
Hmmm why would the aliens demand a Barbecue cookbook? Barbecued fish is not very tasty. Smoked, grilled, fried, baked, or made into chowder, yes. Barbecued, no.

They're aliens. We need to respect their culture. They don't do things on their planet like we do here.

(But yeah, barbecue and fish sound like two great tastes that don't taste great together...)

Beach Bunny
09-25-2008, 11:17 PM
They're aliens. We need to respect their culture. They don't do things on their planet like we do here.

(But yeah, barbecue and fish sound like two great tastes that don't taste great together...)
Like beer and birthday cake. :eek:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-26-2008, 02:33 AM
Apparently some aliens think 'BBQ' and 'grill' are one and the same.

Beach Bunny
09-26-2008, 02:39 AM
Not culturally literate, are they?

The Title now:
Silver King Abducted - Aliens Demand Beer and Birthday Cake!

:ROFL:

Jersey Chick
09-26-2008, 02:41 AM
What next?

No, never mind. I don't want to know...

rhymegirl
09-26-2008, 02:48 AM
Wow, those bloody demanding aliens.

Just give him back! No negotiating with aliens.

Serenity
09-26-2008, 07:28 AM
Like beer and birthday cake. :eek:


Wait, wait, wait.... beer and birthday cake DON'T go together??

Beach Bunny
09-26-2008, 07:34 AM
Wait, wait, wait.... beer and birthday cake DON'T go together??
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f166/dolphindancer/smileys/laughing.gif ... No

rhymegirl
09-28-2008, 07:19 AM
ATTENTION: There has been a Silver King sighting this evening.

Please stand by.

Jersey Chick
09-28-2008, 07:32 AM
This thread hasn't changed titles in, like, 3 days... are the aliens dead or getting lazy??? ;)

Rolling Thunder
09-28-2008, 07:35 AM
Yes. Yes, they are.

Yeshanu
09-28-2008, 10:35 PM
Um, first they wanted a BBQ cookbook. Then beer and birthday cake. Now they want Jersey Chick.

Are they having a party? Am I invited? :)

Cranky
09-28-2008, 10:51 PM
Um, first they wanted a BBQ cookbook. Then beer and birthday cake. Now they want Jersey Chick.

Are they having a party? Am I invited? :)

Don't go! It's a trap, I tell you!

http://www.cuddlycollectibles.com/Cartoon%20Characters/LooneyTunes/Misc/AP41376MarvinMagnet.jpg

Jersey Chick
09-28-2008, 11:40 PM
I just saw the title! :ROFL:

Hey - wait, you guys aren't seriously going to give in to that demand, are you?

Ageless Stranger
09-28-2008, 11:45 PM
I just saw the title! :ROFL:

Hey - wait, you guys aren't seriously going to give in to that demand, are you?


Are you kidding? These guys make Brutus look tame.

Jersey Chick
09-28-2008, 11:57 PM
Yea, but shouldn't we counteroffer with... I don't know... a mod, maybe? I mean, really... it would take like, 3 Jersey Chicks to equal one mod, right? The aliens would be soooo much better off, right?

Right?

Ageless Stranger
09-28-2008, 11:59 PM
Yea, but shouldn't we counteroffer with... I don't know... another mod, maybe? I mean, really... it would take like, 3 Jersey Chicks to equal one mod, right? The aliens would be soooo much better off, right?

Right?


Oh no Jersey Chick. Mod's you see, have sold their souls for their positions as evil oppressors helpful helpers, and therefore, you are actually worth three mods! Strange but true.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 12:04 AM
Oh no Jersey Chick. Mod's you see, have sold their souls for their positions as evil oppressors helpful helpers, and therefore, you are actually worth three mods! Strange but true.

Good boy.

Jersey Chick
09-29-2008, 12:05 AM
Ack! Quick - make me a mod! :D

Ageless Stranger
09-29-2008, 12:05 AM
Good boy.


I gets the precious cookies now, yes?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 12:14 AM
http://www.gift-baskets-4u.com/images/Cookies/All%20The%20Cookies.jpg

Ageless Stranger
09-29-2008, 12:16 AM
http://www.gift-baskets-4u.com/images/Cookies/All%20The%20Cookies.jpg

Gasp!

COOKIES!

I'm very easily bought, aren't I?

Williebee
09-29-2008, 12:25 AM
Aliens are demanding Jersey Chick?

They can get in the freakin' line.

Just 'cuz they're not from here, don't mean they can't have good taste.

:)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 12:30 AM
Gasp!

COOKIES!

I'm very easily bought, aren't I?

Not at all. My cookies are quite expensive, not easily won, and hardly - if ever - given for free.

Ageless Stranger
09-29-2008, 12:34 AM
Not at all. My cookies are quite expensive, not easily won, and hardly - if ever - given for free.


Then I shall consider myself honoured.


The obvious next step, is to make me a mod. . .

rhymegirl
09-29-2008, 12:41 AM
So do they still have Silver King?

Ageless Stranger
09-29-2008, 12:42 AM
So do they still have Silver King?

Hopefully.








:D

Komnena
09-29-2008, 12:43 AM
Maybe the aliens could be bought off with lighters.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 12:51 AM
Then I shall consider myself honoured.


The obvious next step, is to make me a mod. . .

It never happens if you want it... it comes out of the blue and strikes like... oh, I dunno... mumps, maybe. Or lice.


Maybe the aliens could be bought off with lighters.

Lighters?

Jersey Chick
09-29-2008, 12:58 AM
I'm the keeper of the lighters - handy for when you want to set your hair on fire in frustration (go check out a number of the PA threads for testimonials)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 01:03 AM
Aha! Now I understand.

You must buy them by the gross.

Jersey Chick
09-29-2008, 01:06 AM
Only when it's a slow week ;)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 01:23 AM
:roll:

Ken
09-29-2008, 01:46 AM
Silver King Abducted - Aliens Demand Jersey Chick and Rhymegirl!

:cry:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 01:55 AM
It's okay, anis. I'm still here. They don't want me. :)

Ken
09-29-2008, 01:57 AM
:)

rhymegirl
09-29-2008, 01:58 AM
What time does the spaceship show up?

I kinda dig aliens.

Ageless Stranger
09-29-2008, 01:58 AM
It's okay, anis. I'm still here. They don't want me. :)

Probably too afraid of your wrathy wrath.

Susie
09-29-2008, 02:26 AM
Oh, 'nose,' :) they're demanding Jerz and Rhyme. Whatever ya do, don't let 'em take them.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 02:44 AM
They've added a name... Susie.

Ken
09-29-2008, 02:48 AM
Good God! They can't do that!!!
They might as well just take the sun away from us.

Williebee
09-29-2008, 02:50 AM
Wait, Rhyme Girl, Jersey, AND Susie?

Let them keep "The Fish".

Ask him to give us a buzz after he's taken control of their world. :)

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 02:54 AM
Probably too afraid of your wrathy wrath.

I need a t-shirt or a sweat shirt with that on the front... 'Beware my wrathy wrath!'

Haggis
09-29-2008, 02:56 AM
They've added a name... Susie.

Well, that's it, then.

Been nice knowing you, SK.

Beach Bunny
09-29-2008, 03:00 AM
Silver King Abducted - Aliens Demand Jersey Chick and Rhymegirl!

And now they want Susie, too. .... I feel so ... so ... so left out, unloved, unwanted, ignored. :e2cry:

Ken
09-29-2008, 03:04 AM
And now they want Susie, too. .... I feel so ... so ... so left out, unloved, unwanted, ignored. :e2cry:

:Hug2:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 03:12 AM
Don't fret, BB. They don't want me, either. We can form a club.

Jersey Chick
09-29-2008, 03:15 AM
Yanno, if Susie, Rhymegirl, and I join forces.... well, we'll get back SK and then some! And we won't have to stay with the aliens either.


unless the aliens are really cute. I mean like, Gerard Butler kind of cute. Then I will make the sacrifice for the good of AW and remain with them. yanno, because SK really does belong here and maybe I'll get a forum named after me in honor of my noble sacrifice and all that.*** :D



***and it better be a nice forum - where people say nothing but nice things about me! :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 04:26 AM
Honey, if they were Gerard Butler cute, I'd already be on board!

Jersey Chick
09-29-2008, 04:46 AM
Damn it! Why can't the cute aliens want me...


rat farts

stormie
09-29-2008, 04:50 AM
SK is fishing with aliens, JC is armed with her lighter, ready to set her hair on fire, rhymegirl isn't rhyming and Susie might not be shining.

Stormy skies ahead. http://bestsmileys.com/weather/5.gif

soleary
09-29-2008, 05:04 AM
Did anyone consider that Silver King might be faking the abduction or is, IN FACT, the ALIEN??? Hmmmmm

joyce
09-29-2008, 05:11 AM
I can see a story out of this........Rhymegirl seduces the ailiens with her rhymes, while Susie smears chocolate all over them and Jersey melts it with her lighter. The aliens suffocate, the fish is free and AW lives happily ever after. Them women folk are bad!:D

Jersey Chick
09-29-2008, 05:49 AM
Do you think SK will thank us? I mean, he might, if he's surrounded by a bunch o' Gerard Butler aliens. (and yes, I'm closing my eyes and pretending they are all GB - :drool: :drool: :drool: )

rhymegirl
09-29-2008, 06:01 AM
Yanno, if Susie, Rhymegirl, and I join forces.... well, we'll get back SK and then some! And we won't have to stay with the aliens either.

unless the aliens are really cute. I mean like, Gerard Butler kind of cute. Then I will make the sacrifice for the good of AW and remain with them. yanno, because SK really does belong here and maybe I'll get a forum named after me in honor of my noble sacrifice and all that.

So you're saying those Gerard Butler aliens might want to probe us?

Hmmm.....

Susie
09-29-2008, 06:31 AM
OOOOOO probe, sexay word, Rhyme. :) I'm glad they want me, too. It's nice to be wanted. lol.

Jersey Chick
09-29-2008, 07:33 AM
See? Aliens aren't so bad if they're Gerard Butler aliens. :D

Ageless Stranger
09-29-2008, 01:20 PM
Y'know, this thread used to be innocent.

*sigh*


All this talk of alien probing. . .childhood traumas are being awoken. Yep. ET isn't a nice guy.


He's evil.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 03:14 PM
This thread was many things.... none of them were innocent.

Ken
09-29-2008, 03:31 PM
...a Zachariah Smith might even out the mix.


http://www.heptune.com/lis/zach.jpg

Yeshanu
09-29-2008, 07:58 PM
Are we trying to see how long the thread title can get before it explodes? Or are the aliens going to demand everyone in return for SK, in which case, he'll be alone down here in the cooler while we're all partying with the aliens?

Inquiring minds want to know....

rhymegirl
09-29-2008, 08:03 PM
I just want Silver King back. I'll do whatever I have to do to get him back.

mscelina
09-29-2008, 08:06 PM
I've been thinking.

If we offer the aliens Rolling Thunder, a bottle of twelve-year-old single malt and a case of beer, they might be inspired to give SK back and let us keep the girls.

*grin*

Just a thought.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 08:11 PM
And some pork rinds. They'll love 'em with the beer!

mscelina
09-29-2008, 08:16 PM
Besides, the pork rinds would keep RT happy for a while too. Gotta think of his comfort for a second.
...

Okay. There's my second.

*evil grin*

Haggis
09-29-2008, 08:22 PM
Oh, wait. They do want Rolling Thunder. :D

Well, it's a shame about the sacrifice of those three fine women.

mscelina
09-29-2008, 08:25 PM
Pffffffffffft. We traded scotch and beer for the chicks and gave them a bag of pork rinds instead. We could be persuaded to send them a pet perhaps...

Pagey's_Girl
09-29-2008, 08:57 PM
How about beads? *Looks through her stash* Hey, don't laugh. It got us Manhattan Island.

Probably the last time anyone ever bought anything in Manhattan for only $24.00.

ETA: Do they like Swarovski?

mscelina
09-29-2008, 08:59 PM
:roll:

Yeshanu
09-29-2008, 08:59 PM
Pffffffffffft. We traded scotch and beer for the chicks and gave them a bag of pork rinds instead. We could be persuaded to send them a pet perhaps...

If they ask for the chihuahua, it's a deal.

Williebee
09-29-2008, 09:00 PM
Are you SURE these were aliens? Not some waitress at IHOP?

ooooo crepes. Fresh coffee.... AND we've got waffles!

Pagey's_Girl
09-29-2008, 09:04 PM
Are you SURE these were aliens? Not some waitress at IHOP?

Or Hooters?

Shut up. They have majorly good wings. :tongue

Jersey Chick
09-29-2008, 09:43 PM
Wait... I've got a ton of Mardi Gras beads (and no, I won't tell ya how I got 'em, wink, wink, nudge, nudge)! Think those'd work?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 09:54 PM
Stop the presses! The aliens are negotiating!

Jersey Chick
09-29-2008, 10:00 PM
So, no Gerard Butler-aliens for Jerz? :(

I haz a sad

Susie
09-29-2008, 10:02 PM
Am I one of the 4 pallets of rinds? :D

mscelina
09-29-2008, 10:04 PM
Bwahahahah! They'll get your pork rinds yet, my little pretty. And your little dog too...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 10:05 PM
There's a secret deal that involves Gerard Butler, Susie, Jersey Chick, et al (and me)... Shhhhhh!

Pagey's_Girl
09-29-2008, 10:22 PM
Tell 'em I'll throw in this (http://www.firemountaingems.com/details.asp?PN=H205095CY), too!

ETA - no, Swarovski isn't a brand of vodka. It's beads!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 10:29 PM
One of 'em just whispered something that sounded like 'coocooo, manasa!'.

I think it meant, 'Oooooo! Shiny!'

Haggis
09-29-2008, 10:34 PM
I hear they've got Jessica Alba, so I'm cool with it.

Jersey Chick
09-29-2008, 10:36 PM
My sad? It iz a happy now! :D

cray
09-29-2008, 10:39 PM
huh?
what's that?

why did my alarm go off?




I hear they've got Jessica Alba, so I'm cool with it.


oh.
can i come?

where are we going?

Haggis
09-29-2008, 10:40 PM
Bye, cray. I'll send pictures.

Or not.

DL Hegel
09-29-2008, 11:18 PM
Bye, cray. I'll send pictures.

Or not.
Are they abducting Haggis? If they bring him back--they'll have to pay restitution :D

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-29-2008, 11:56 PM
huh?
what's that?

why did my alarm go off?






oh.
can i come?

where are we going?

Just get in line over there, cray... right behind Rolling Thunder and that pallet of pork rinds. See it?

And if anyonething asks, 'Who are you?' or says anything in an alien tongue that sounds like 'who are you', answer 'Haggis' and get on board.

Jessica's waiting for you in Cargo Bay 12.

Ageless Stranger
09-29-2008, 11:58 PM
The bailout bill failed to pass, but Haggis and RT are being taken by aliens. . .


Yes, that evens out nicely.

Jersey Chick
09-30-2008, 12:27 AM
It's all about the balance, innit? ;)

Ageless Stranger
09-30-2008, 12:29 AM
It's all about the balance, innit? ;)


Well you've gotta maintain the cosmic celestial balance of harmony.

It's just good common sense.

Susie
09-30-2008, 12:32 AM
Yanno, if Susie, Rhymegirl, and I join forces.... well, we'll get back SK and then some! And we won't have to stay with the aliens either.


unless the aliens are really cute. I mean like, Gerard Butler kind of cute. Then I will make the sacrifice for the good of AW and remain with them. yanno, because SK really does belong here and maybe I'll get a forum named after me in honor of my noble sacrifice and all that.*** :D



***and it better be a nice forum - where people say nothing but nice things about me! :D

Sounds like a great plan to me. I personally like Pat Swayzee a lot! :)

Susie
09-30-2008, 04:09 AM
bumping. We have to keep this on pg. l to get Silver back and everyone else whom the aliens have confiscated! :D