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I just finished reading the assigned chapter for my Marketing/Customer Service class. At the end of the chapter on phone etiquette for customer service reps it had this section called "another look". I thought I'd share a little giggle with you.
The Psychiatric Hot Line Automated Answering System:
Hello. Welcome to the psychiatric hot line.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, so just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
The Psychiatric Hot Line Automated Answering System:
Hello. Welcome to the psychiatric hot line.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want, so just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully, and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.