Why is a small blue pony prancing on my ceiling?

LSD?

KTC said:

because you've been partaking of bleach again. Stop that.

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Nononono, small blue ponies are from the meths. Bleach is orange grasshoppers.

I want what she's having...

What IS that smell?

Don't take the blue acid

Richard

You too??

And the face on the wall....do you see it? Yeah....it's a nice face....just don't grab your ears...he gets angry when you grab your ears.....

Hold on, I'll put on some Pink Floyd.....wow.....Astronomy Domine....

c'mere pony....let's ride......

Sedates all in the room and takes the pony.

Freaks.

....because I should have checked to see where the pony was before I locked the barn door.

Great. Just great.

Now I have the my little pony commercial jingle stuck in my head.

My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
I comb and brush her hair.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Tie a ribbon to show how much I care
My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
I take her wherever I go.
My Little Pony, My Little Pony...
Oh I love her so.
I love you, My Little Pony *kiss*


I hate you all for this.

...because you probably ate a potassium-rich food such as bananas which give you wiiiiiild dreams!