A TV comercial featuring human pee????

Plot Device · Sep 11, 2008

I realize this TV ad is two full years old, but I swear that TODAY is the VERY first time I saw it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX7VxW3wL0

It's an early pregnancy test and they show a stream of pee hitting the sensor tip right in the middle of the ad!

Ewwww!!!!!

(And if that is FEMALE urine, I must say that whoever she is, she has excellent aim. She's was able to achieve an almost full 45-degree angle in her targetting.)

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Seaclusion · Sep 11, 2008

The last pregnancy test ad I saw had a computer built into it and the caption was:

"The most technically advanced stick you'll ever pee on"

Thanks for the image.

Richard

Snowstorm · Sep 11, 2008

Probably someone pouring out a stale Budweiser.

BenPanced · Sep 11, 2008

"Dude. Bet you can't hit that stick from 15 feet."
"Yer on."

JLCwrites · Sep 11, 2008

KTC said:
Oh, if only us guys had an expensively designed plastic stick with digital display to pee on. Maybe I should invent one. You just know it would sell like hotcakes. Maybe the readout can give a MPH reading...like a radar gun???

Jcomp · Sep 11, 2008

KTC said:
Oh, if only us guys had an expensively designed plastic stick with digital display to pee on. Maybe I should invent one. You just know it would sell like hotcakes. Maybe the readout can give a MPH reading...like a radar gun???

You could make some sort of sensor designed as a bullseye to be placed in urinals. Dudes can pee for free or pay a quarter to play. Points are scored for accuracy, duration, and possibly force-of-stream...

WendyNYC · Sep 11, 2008

KTC said:
Oh, if only us guys had an expensively designed plastic stick with digital display to pee on. Maybe I should invent one. You just know it would sell like hotcakes. Maybe the readout can give a MPH reading...like a radar gun???

You are already able to write your name in the snow. Must you have EVERYTHING?

sheadakota · Sep 11, 2008

KTC said:
Yes. Yes I must.

You know, I would settle if you all would just hit the bowel once in awhile.

Gravity · Sep 11, 2008

Jcomp said:
You could make some sort of sensor designed as a bullseye to be placed in urinals. Dudes can pee for free or pay a quarter to play. Points are scored for accuracy, duration, and possibly force-of-stream...

Yeah, but can you destroy a Marlboro butt in one go? Now that's a challenge!

Don · Sep 11, 2008

Jcomp said:
You could make some sort of sensor designed as a bullseye to be placed in urinals. Dudes can pee for free or pay a quarter to play. Points are scored for accuracy, duration, and possibly force-of-stream...

I saw little templates you could use to cut battleships and stuff out of toilet paper. They were intended as toilet-training aids for little boys.

Feiss · Sep 11, 2008

sheadakota said:
You know, I would settle if you all would just hit the bowel once in awhile.

what kind of toilet do YOU have?

Feiss · Sep 11, 2008

I was glancing through new posts, about ready to go home, and alas, I was sucked in by your pee-stream post - PD

JLCwrites · Sep 11, 2008

KTC said:
You're following me and laughing at my expense, aren't you!

(-;

I doubt it... I haven't seen your expense.

Silver King · Sep 11, 2008

sheadakota said:
You know, I would settle if you all would just hit the bowel once in awhile.

Some women think men are lying when we say it comes out in two and even three streams at once sometimes, all going in different directions. Very hard to control, let alone aim properly; though it's no excuse not to clean up after ourselves.

Devil Ledbetter · Sep 11, 2008

This was more about you gentlemen than I needed to know.

Silver King · Sep 11, 2008

KTC said:
Yes, but that only after...you know.

I wasn't going to mention that part, but for sure that's the most common cause. And it stings a little in an almost pleasant way. I've been known to wet the tub to my left, the vanity to the right and never touch the bowl I was aiming for. It's times like those I've found sitting is preferable to standing.

JLCwrites · Sep 11, 2008

Silver King said:
Some women think men are lying when we say it comes out in two and even three streams at once sometimes, all going in different directions. Very hard to control, let alone aim properly; though it's no excuse not to clean up after ourselves.

Wow.. I have sprinklers in my backyard that do that!

Silver King · Sep 11, 2008

Devil Ledbetter said:
This was more about you gentlemen than I needed to know.

Remember: Knowledge is power!

Feiss · Sep 11, 2008

Silver King said:
I wasn't going to mention that part, but for sure that's the most common cause. And it stings a little in an almost pleasant way. I've been known to wet the tub to my left, the vanity to the right and never touch the bowl I was aiming for. It's times like those I've found sitting is preferable to standing.

your peehole must be shaped like a clover leaf.

Silver King · Sep 11, 2008

TurkeyLurkey said:
Wow.. I have sprinklers in my backyard that do that!

If I spun around in circles, I could probably cover a good portion of your lawn, but my efforts might kill off some of the more sensitive plants.

Silver King · Sep 11, 2008

Feiss said:
your peehole must be shaped like a clover leaf.

Nope, it's just a normal, run of the mill opening that acts like a shower massage attachment at times.

Diana W. · Sep 11, 2008

Does anyone else think this thread is taking the piss?
Sorry, but someone had to say it!

Silver King · Sep 11, 2008

Out of habit, I nearly banned NYBrit just now for taking a leak, thinking we were crossing paths in another thread.

Diana W. · Sep 11, 2008

Now THAT would have been funny!

Chumplet · Sep 11, 2008

sheadakota said:
You know, I would settle if you all would just hit the bowel once in awhile.

Um... it's bowl. I think it's pretty hard to hit your bowel with pee.

I love that commercial!

A TV comercial featuring human pee????

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